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"Free For All."


Prologue
A Quiet Place. A Peaceful Refuge.

By rhonnie69

"Hi there my friend. Please have a seat here with me."

"Why should I?"

"Because I feel the need for You and I...to sit this one OUT, together,
and have a friendly chat."

"A friendly chat?"

"Yes. You haven't a clue just how much I wish,
that you and I can be friends."

"Me and you. Friends?"

"Yes, friends...as in: People attached to one another,
by feelings of affection and personal regard toward each other.
People who are on good terms one with another. I'd like that."

"You'd like that?"

"Yes."
"Why?'

"Because I love you...regardless to outside negative circumstances.
I love you for the sake of righteousness. in the words of, Jesus...

"Here I am! I stand at the door, (to your heart,) and I knock. If you hear My voice,
And open your door, I will come in and I will eat with you...
And you will eat with Me."

"You and me...eating at the same table?"

"Yes. With our Lord. in the words of, Jesus...
"If two or more people come together in My name,
I am there with them.That's why you and I have a need to get along together...
for our own sake."

"For our own sake?"

"Yes. Jesus also said to us: Live a life of love between yourselves...
just as I love you, and gave My life for you as a sweet-smelling offering and sacrifice."

"Sacrifice?"

"Yes. our God didn't have to die for our sins in our places...but He did.
That was a surrender of something prized or desirable
for the sake of something considered as having a higher,
or more precious worth...a smaller loss for a greater gain."

"Then we're better off being friends, than we are being enemies."

"Yes. We should speak to each other with psalms, hymns,
and spiritual songs, singing and making music in our hearts to our Lord."

"Why should we do a thing like that?"

"Because we all are parts of our God's body.
That means that we are all equal...we are one...
we are family. We are all brothers and sisters in, Christ.
Christ is our God...and our God is love."

"Deep down inside of my heart...I believe you.
Our God is love."

"Yes. So let us get along together, and love and forgive each other.
If you feel that someone has done you wrong...forgive that person."

"Why should I forgive that person?"

"BECAUSE GOD FIRST FORGAVE YOU...
AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE ALIVE TODAY."

Author Notes "Our God's mercy is great, and He loves us very much. Though we are spiritually dead because of the things that we do against our God He gives us new life with, His Son, Jesus Christ our Lord and savior. We have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of our God. But we have all been redeemed by God's Amazing Grace. (undeserved favor,) THANK YOU, JESUS. AMEN."


Chapter 1
The Lord Is My Shepherd.

By rhonnie69

"He who dwells in the secret place of the Most High;
Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty."

"Jesus' grace is sufficient for me."

"Okay...some people didn't like me.
Nevertheless, I still liked all people.
YES. Even people who didn't like me."

"Why? Because Jesus told me to.
And I obeyed Him in spite of how people felt
or what they did to me, because I did what
He told me to do."

"Our Lord, Jesus was punished for obeying
His Father, Jehovah. Yet He remained faithful
to His Father until He was crucified and went to His grave."

"Because I followed Him I was pressed to death.
But I haven't been, because I can't be crushed. I cannot perish.
Because in my grave I am united with Him."

"When I was thirsty, Satan, our enemy, dumped life-saving
earthly water in the sand. Then he watched me suffer
the pain of fatal dehydration."

"But Jesus, my Savior has given me a tasty drink of His sweet, LIFE-GIVING,
heavenly water. And now I shall never thirst again."

"THANK YOU, JESUS."

Jakelin Caal Maquln.

Author Notes "This is my expression of my somber feeling for our dear seven years old little girl. Her name is JAKELIN CAAL MAQUIN. I have not yet found words to express how sad I am because of what happened to her. The whole world ought to know about this heart-breaking incident. When you hear about it if you are a compassionate person you'll be sad for, Jakelin too. Check with the media under, BORDER STATIONS. It's important that you do. The picture isn't really her. I borrowed it from FS art. The script is inspired by the, Holy Spirit. It was Him who guided my pen. Cordially: rhonnie69.


Chapter 2
Satan's House.

By rhonnie69

WAY way back, before none became one there lived
in heaven an arch angel named, Lucifer.
An arch angel means, a chief angel.

God created Lucifer and put him in charge
of all the angels in heaven.

But that wasn't good enough for Lucifer.
He was selfish. He became jealous of God.
He wanted to be in charge of all God's angels...
and be in charge of God too.

When God said; "Oh! No! No! No!"
Lucifer got angry with God.

Many of the angels in heaven liked Lucifer,
more than they liked God.

They took side with Lucifer.
They joined all together...
and started a fight with God,
and the rest of the angels
who liked God the most.

Lucifer and his angels lost the fight.
After they lost, God named them demons.
Then God threw them all out of heaven.

Thousands of years later word got around on earth,
that God renamed Lucifer. He renamed him Satan.
Satan means, the Devil.

People believe that Satan made his home
right here on earth. Word has it that the Devil
still lives here on earth to this very day.

Rumors claim that the intense heat from Satan's anger
with God was so hot...that it set his house on fire.
The flaming inferno turned his door red.

The Devil keeps the path that leads to his red door well lighted
when curious people approach it. He wants it to be easy to find...
so that people who want, can easily find it, enter through it,
and unexpectedly end up frying with him.

There is no end to his fiery world. Satan named it Hell.
All who live there with him will never be able to leave
unless God allow them to leave.

Word has it, that If people on earth disobey God while they live here,
when they die, God will throw them in hell with Satan and his demons
and they would have to live there in Hell's fire with the Devil forever.

This brings us up to, TODAY. YES, TODAY.

HERE AND NOW...as the story goes, lives a boy named, Caleb.
A new kid moved in next door. His name is, Josh.
One day they met while taking out the trash.

"Hey Kid," called Caleb, "did your Dad promise you something
if you take out the trash?"

"No," replied Josh, "but he promised me something if I didn't."

After they were done laughing while putting out the trash,
Caleb said...

"You got jokes, dude. I like you. You got a name?"
"Henry," the boy replied.
"HENRY? HA! How'd you think up a dumb name like that?"

"I didn't. Mom thought that up."
"Oh, then I guess your name is, Henry. Hee Hee."

"Aaaaaa, Just call me Josh."
"Okay, Josh. Howz 'bout me and you go down to the courts
and shoot a couple of one-on-one hoops?"

"Okay...but I'm good at shootin' hoops. I'll just beat you."
Caleb chortled. "We'll bring my ball."

On their way to the courts the boys romped along
laughing and poking jokes back and forth while flaunting
and exhibiting their dribbling and passing skills.

At the end of the block there was this old
abandoned house that had been vacant for years.

It look so rickety that it appeared that it would collapse
the very next moment.

"Hey, howz 'bout we go inside and check that joint out?"
asked Josh.

"Ooooo NO!" replied Celeb, "that's the house with the red door.
I ain't going back in there."

"The red door?" asked josh

Caleb told Josh the story of how and why Lucifer became Satan,
and all about the red door.

"All the reason why I want to see this red door for myself," replied Josh.
"Been in there before, huh?"

"Yep, been in there before. Nope, been in there no more...Nooo sireeee."
"Why not?
"Cause I saw the door."
"Ya did? And?"
"And this hand that looked like a lizard's hand came through the door
from inside. It was wagging its, come here, finger, at me. I said, no way."

"So?"
"So then it gave me the fat finger. I picked up a bottle from the floor and
smashed it against the door. When I did that a long scaly arm shot the hand out at me.
It grabbed me. I left my shirt in the hand, and got the rest of me out of there
with the quickness. NO. I ain't goin' back in there."

"Hey look, Caleb," said Josh..."okay...I might be a chicken...but I'm a rooster...
I'm going in there and check out this...this red door."
"I see that you're a chicken too. But if you're a hen...well...cluck cluck...
and bock bock all ya want. I'm goin' in. See ya when I come out, Henrietta."

At that Josh raced up the shaky wooden steps.
Caleb watched the warped dried-out floorboards of the porch piano
beneath his feet as he dashed up to the door.

Josh took the rusty doorknob in his hand and...paused.
He turned his head, looked back at Caleb, and grinned.
His facial expression made him look like he was
about to sneak a cookie from the cookie jar.

When he pushed the door to open it the whole door fell in.
That sounded like a firecracker bursting.
Josh disappeared in a cloud of quick rising dust.

Fragmented debris scattered. A dusty window shattered.
Its shutter came unhooked and plummeted to a crash.

When the dust cleared Josh could be seen dusting himself off.
He was coughing, gagging, and holding his throat.
Caleb squinted to see Josh.

"Yo...are you okay, Dude?" he asked.
"Donno...yet...It's dark in there. Plus I can't see beyond all the cobwebs."

Caleb's eyes looked day dreamy.
"Cobwebs? Oh yeah...there are cobwebs in there...oh yeah."
"Just you, oh yeah, your keester up here." said Josh. "I need your eyes.
I can't see. I got dusty crap in mine."

"Dusty crap?"
"Caleb, just get the hump in you back up here...NOW."

Caleb's shaking bones somehow managed
to carry him up to where Josh stood waiting.

"You ready to go in...check this joint out?" Josh asked.
"Nope. Not for really."

"Oh, get your rear pant pockets in there. I got your back."
Josh gave his buddy a shove through the door.
Caleb stumbled in. Josh followed him.

Fanning cobwebs out of their faces the boys
eased deeper into the eerie looking old house.

The floor creaked. A pack of startled mice squealed and scattered.
Overhead from the rafters blackbirds went wild with excitement.
They flapped their wings frantically sending feathers and crumby debris
raining down on the boys.

"Are we having fun yet?" Josh asked.
"If having birds poop on you is fun, I'm thrilled," replied Caleb.

"Hey...wait a sec' ... ain't this place supposed to be abandoned?" Josh asked.
"For over sixty years," Caleb replied.

"Then why are there candles burning in here?"
"Search me..maybe the devil lit them."
"Why would he light candles?"
"So he can see us trespassing upon his territory."

"Yeah, and so he can see if we're scared or not...ya think?"
"I think you'd better get your hand off top of my head."
"Both my hands are clutching this old broken-off table leg I picked up.
Just in case I might need it."

"Then what's that on top of my head?"
"Donno...looks like a...a..."
"A? A what?"
"I can't say for sure...but...it's...it's..."
"It's what, Dude?"

"It's...it's dark in here."
"Uh-duhhh...that's because something, somebody, just blew out the candles.
What is that thing on my head, Caleb?"

"Well, from what I can see...
it has modified forelimbs that looks like webbed wings
that are covered with membrane skin that extends
down to its hind limbs."

"WHAT! WHAT'S IT DOING?"
"It's flying away."

"WOW! A vampire bat just landed on my head, Dude."
"Maybe it came out from inside." replied Caleb.

"Ya know...you're cute, Dude. Even in the dark...you're really cute."

Caleb came to a sudden stop.
Josh's nose collided with the back of his head.
"OW! My nose. I think you just broke my friggin nose, Dude."

"If you think I'm cute. What do you think about him?"
"What him?"
"Him...over there...that ghost...hanging from a noose.
He's leering at us like WE hung him.
Looks to me like he has malicious intentions to get even with us."

Josh was rubbing his nose.
"Oh that's no ghost, Dummy. That's an old dingy white curtain
blowing in the window."

"Does old dingy white curtains have shiny red eyes?"
"That's sunlight seeping through cracks in the wall.
Hey...are you scared, Dude?" Josh asked.
"Yep...but I ain't admittin' it."

"Yikes! There's a giant-sized black spider crawling up
my arm, Dude," cried Caleb.

Josh swatted the spider off.
"Awe...don't sweat that.
Spiders are known to hang in haunted houses ya know.
Ya get it? Hang, as by a web string...hee hee."

"Yeah, and a whole bunch of the devil's other advocates."
Caleb replied brandishing his table leg weapon.

"HA...advocates like you and me, huh?" replied Josh.
"Yeah...like you, me, and she."
"She who?"

"That old hag riding on her broom. Look. Up there."
Josh looked up, and all around.
"Awe...your bugging...I don't see nothin' up there."

Just then bright lights flashed on but a few steps before them.

"Then howz 'bout just ahead. What do you see?" asked Caleb.
"Yooooo. Now THAT, I see. Heeey, What's this?"

Caleb took a few tripping steps backward and said,
"This, my friend, is where you see the..."
"THE RED DOOR!" exclaimed Josh.

Caleb looked at Josh with ominous looking eyes.
"Word has it that if you take three steps through that door,
you'll plunge down to the bottom of the bottomless pit."

"That pit ain't got no bottom," replied Josh, "it's just a deep black hole."
"Lucky for us. At least we don't have to worry
about breaking our bouncing buns on the jagged rocks
down there." replied Caleb.

Josh stared at the door with an apprehensive squint.
"Hmmm...I know you're expecting me to ask...so....
Think we should mosey over and knock?"

"Don't have to. All you gotta do is give it a little nudge.
It'll squeak open. Knock? If you'd like. But no one is going to answer."

"How do you know it's not locked?" Josh asked.
"Oh it IS locked. But only from the inside.
So that once you're in...you're in."

Josh was hesitant.
"May...may...maybe we shouldn't..."

"Be afraid?" asked Caleb.
"I ain't afraid."
"Pig ain't pork," replied Caleb.

Josh tiptoed over and held his ear near the door.
"Hear anything?" asked Caleb.
"Shhh...they might hear me listening."

Josh beckoned to Caleb.
"Come...quick."
Caleb went over and held his ear near the door.

"What?"
"Hear that?"
"Yeah...somebody's laughing."
"Sounds like they're crying to me."

Josh gave Caleb a wary look.
"There's one way to find out."
"Ask?"
"NO, flat top. Nudge the door."

"I ain't nudgin' it. You nudge it." said Caleb,
"Oh for daring sake," replied Josh,
"let's both nudge it. Come on...on three.
One, two, three. At that they gave the door a tiny shove.

It squeaked open, but only to a narrow crack.

"Are we still alive?" Caleb asked peeping through the crack.
"Awe...come on man," replied Josh, "let's open the friggin door."

At that...in a whirlwind the door swung wide open on its own.
The boys wanted to jump back...but they were frozen stiff.

There was a thunderstorm raging inside. It was raining balls of fire.
Within sizzling bolts of lightning they saw a flaming red dragon.

It had only one body...but it had seven long snake-like necks
with seven king cobra heads. It had four legs like an alligator,
with claws like a bird of prey. It had wings like a vampire bat,
and it was flying straight at them with seven scowling faces.

It was too late to scat, so the boys covered their faces
and ducked they're heads as the fleeting creature swooped by.
Following closely behind it came thousands of smaller creatures.
They were as black as pitch and looked like evil angry vampire bats.

Immediately after all of the fleeting creatures swarmed out,
the door slammed closed so hard that the boys stumbled
back against the wall.

The turmoil left the boys dumfounded. They just stood there huffing puffing,
and staring at each other as the fleeting creatures swarmed out
of the broken windows.

Little did the boys know, but those hideous creatures were
all relatives of earthly troublemakers. They were all of the sadness,
heartbreak, grief, and sorrows that we face daily.
All the things that hurt people were locked up behind that red door.
But now they were loose.They flew out the windows and spread out
all over the world.

The boys hadn't hardly caught their breath when they heard a peaceful
tapping from the inside of the red door.

"Who the...?" Caleb gasped.
"The who...?" Josh asked with a gulp.

A small voice spoke from in side.
"Open the door... and you shall see. It's me."

"NO. Awww, NO," said Josh. "I've had it with opening that red door."
"NO NO NO," said Caleb. "I'm with him."

"Please. Trust me," replied the voice, "Those evil creatures
are no family of mine. I'm completely different, exactly opposite
from them. I can...and I want to help you. Please,
I'll be your friend. You're going to need me. I'll be there
to comfort you. I promise."

"Cross your heart..or your fingers?" Caleb asked.
"I cross my heart."

The voice sounded honest.The boys slowly opened the door together.
Out flew a heavenly angel. She hugged both boys at the same time.
They hugged her back.

"If you are a real heavenly angel...why do you need us to open
the red door for you?" asked Caleb.

"You didn't open the red door for me. You opened the doors
to your hearts for me. That's the only way that I can come into your lives
and help you.You first have to want me to...and then allow me to help you.
Then I can...and I will help you."

"We believe you pretty angel," said Josh, "but what makes you care about us?"
"I care about you because I love you." At that she kissed both boys.

"You are such a kind angel," said Caleb, "Just who are you to us?"
"I am your hope. Your God placed me behind the red door
so I could comfort people when Satan and his evil demons got loose
in your world."

"Will you ever leave us?" Asked Josh.
"I will never leave you."

"Cross your heart...or cross your fingers?" asked Caleb.
"I cross my heart. I promise. There will come times when you won't see me.
But don't allow that to make you think that I have gone away.
I will be inside of you...looking after you."

The angel glided over to the window.
"HEY! WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING, EARTH ANGEL?" they asked.

The angel stopped before she flew out.
"I've got to go quickly. Those evil demons have a head start on me.
But I can...and I will catch up to them. Because I fly a lot faster than they fly."
Suddenly she vanished in clear air.

"WAIT!" they said together.
Deep within the deepest depth of their hearts they could hear a tiny voice.

"Fear not. I'm here."

As Caleb and Josh played hoops that day every fluffy white cloud in the blue sky
looked like their earth angel. And shooting hoops had never been as fun as today.

Author Notes "Don't you ever be afraid, because I am with you always. Don't ever worry because I am your God. I have made you strong. I have not given you a spirit who fears. But I have created you a spirit with power, love, and a sound mind. All of my earth angels are like me. My name is Jesus. Your help comes from Me through my angels. I am your Lord, your God, who created heaven and earth. And I will always love you."


Chapter 3
Hide And Seek.

By rhonnie69

We're Romping through the snow.
To cold woodlands we'll go.

The Abominable Snowman.
We'll find him because we can.

Word has it he's a giant,
He is stubborn and defiant.

But we'll hunt our enemy down.
And detach his wicked crown.

Quadruple hearts of stone.
We are brave down to the bone.

No shields, no guns, no knives,
Just our courageous lives.

**OUR SCHEME TEAM.**

Four blazing flames.
These are our names.

*Victor.*
Our leader.

*Hot Stuff.*
Warrior.

*Stymie.*
Guard.

*Butch*
Safety.

**OUR MISSION.**

Destroy our opponent,
And bring home his head.

As definite proof that...
"OUR ENEMY IS DEAD."

Author Notes "And you thought Hide and Seek is a childish game." LOL!!


Chapter 4
Boys Will Be Boys.

By rhonnie69

"MEET CANDY."
(Dimples Galore.)

at...
SKY High School.

"Game Day."

Candy and her boyfriend Dante'
sauntered hand in hand down the hallway.
They were on their way to the gym
to see the basketball game.

Suddenly the door to the girls'
locker room swung open.
Out popped a rather attractive
flaunting cheerleader.

Dante' pushed his hands down
in his pockets, and looked down at his feet.

When Candy looked over at Dante'
he looked up at the ceiling
and forced out a whistling
to an offbeat tune.

Candy turned her head and looked
at the cheerleader.

Her eyes looked at Candy's eyes.
Candy's eyes looked at her eyes.

The cheerleader grinned.
"Hi, Candy."

Candy.
"Yeah right, Hi, Emily."

Then the cheerleader's eyes
gave Dante' a flirtatious side-long sneak-peak,
as she hastened by.

Dante's nose felt a pinch
from Candy's fingers.

Candy.
"Did you like her pom pons?"

Dante'
"What pom pons?"

Candy.
"How did you know the right answer
to that question?"

Dante'
"What question?"

Candy.
"Sigh,"

Author Notes No way, Dante'


Chapter 5
What Year Is This?

By rhonnie69

"This one's for our children."

"JUST FOR FUN."

"On this one I hope I'm not wasting ink.
But for fun I hope it will make you think."

"WHAT YEAR IS THIS?"

"Add the year you were born, to your age today.
Now tell me, Kiddo, what does that date say?"

Author Notes "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?"
This works every year...every time...no matter what year it is.

"No fair. Grown ups can't play."
I say this because the solution is sooooo simple.


Chapter 6
What's In Your Piggy Bank?

By rhonnie69

Once upon a dime there was a thrifty kid.
One day he decided to count the coins
that he had saved in his piggy bank.

He counted the first thirteen coins.
When he added the thirteen coins up, they equaled one dollar.

What thirteen coins did he count?

Eight out of ten kids could not come up with the right answer.
You try your luck.

You will find the right answer in my reply to your review.

Author Notes This posting is meant for fun within the entire FanStory community. Be on the look out for this posting when it appears on the promotion page. That way everybody will get their shot at it. I shall promote it real soon. Thank you for playing lucky 13. I hope that we'll all have fun.


Chapter 7
Rhymie N Stymie.

By rhonnie69

Stymie.
"Hey, Rhymie.
Betcha cain't rhyme every time."

Rhymie.
"I rhyme sublime every time."

Stymie.
"Then rhyme me a rainbow."

Rhymie.
"No pain. Let's go."

Stymie.
"RED."

Rhymie.
I kin rhyme the color you said."

Stymie.
"BLUE."

Rhymie.
"Rhyming that is easy to do."

Stymie.
"BROWN."

Rhymie.
"Brown is a noun."

Stymie.
"GREEN."

Rhymie.
"A green bean."

Stymie.
"YELLOW."

Rhymie."
"Rhymes with hello."

Stymie.
"ORANGE."

Rhymie.
"HA! Ya thought ya kin stump me.
But that rhymes with Sporange."

Author Notes SPORANGE: A single-cell, or many-celled structure in which spores are produced; especially in fungi, algae, mosses, and ferns. Also called spore case.


Chapter 8
Come Fly With Me.

By rhonnie69

Tricky.
"Hey, Ricky. A jet plane leaves Las Vegas
at ten o'clock a.m. It's destination is New York City.
It's traveling one thousand miles per hour."

"On the same day, a single engine prop plane leaves New York City
at ten o'clock a.m. It's destination is Las Vegas.
It's traveling five hundred miles per hour."

"Which plane is closest to New York City
when they meet?"

Ricky.
"Oh, that's easy. The jet plane."

Tricky.
"Nope. When they meet
They're both the same distance
from New York City."

Author Notes "Rats...I knew that."


Chapter 9
Loud Clouds

By rhonnie69

White puffy clouds...Bright fluffy clouds
Floating above green hills.

To me it is strange
How you sometimes change
And turn my thrills to chills.

From sprinkle tinkle
to splashing dashing
Your leaky raindrops splatter.

Oh! Dear me...how can this be
What can be the matter?

Exciting but frightening
Your flashing lightning
Streaks across the sky.

I ponder. I wonder
What makes you thunder
And chase me away..."GOODBYE!"

Author Notes "It rained all this week. Along with our sunshine...comes rain sometimes. Rain, rain, NO, away. Been here for a week each day."


Chapter 10
Stormy Weather.

By rhonnie69

Hey, Kids.
When I was a kid, word had it that a stormy day,
was a day when the devil and his wife were fighting.

The thunder was furniture being knocked over.
The lightning was fire bursting out of him,
each time she hit him with her skillet.
The rain was when he was crying
because she was winning.
"Hee Hee."

Well...I've weathered many a storm since those days.
Eventually I found that there's a "FEW FIBS," in that fun fallacy.

According to my encyclopedia,
the truth concerning the matter
goes like this.

My version:

WHUZ UP?
Black clouds over our heads.
Also known as rain clouds.

BOOM! BAM!
RUMBLE! TUMBLE! RUMBLE! TUMBLE!

Bombs bursting in air?
Nope.
That's the sound of thunder we hear.

FLASH! DASH! BLINK! FLICKER!

Rockets' red glare?
Nope.
That's fiery lightning we see.

Lightning is fire that comes from the sun.
That's why it's so hot and bright.

When lightning passes through air,
it heats the air.

The air expands and goes flying outward very quickly,
in all directions.

When it does, it crashes into cool air around it.
This crash makes the sound that we call thunder.

What's the tumbling sound?

The tumbling sound that we hear is really echoes
of the sound of thunder bouncing off thunder clouds.

What's the sharp crashing sound?

The sharp crashing sound is what we hear,
when a big bolt of lightning splits into a bunch
of smaller bolts.

Sometimes thunder seems weak and little. What's that?

When lightning strikes far away we hear a deep
roaring rumbling sound.

We see lightning before we hear thunder.
This gives us a way to tell just how far the storm is away.

Light travels 186,300 miles per second.
That's faster than sound travels.
That's why we see lightning before we hear thunder.

Though not quite as fast as light,
the sound of thunder travels very fast.
Every five seconds sound travels about one mile.

If we see lightning and start to count,
if we count to five before we hear thunder
the storm is about a mile away.

Thunder storms don't stay with us very long.
They pass over us and soon disappear.

We can't see through thunder storm clouds.
So we can't see the sun when they are directly above us.
But old faithful is up there, smiling down on those dark clouds.

Those frowning clouds are going to drift away.
Then we'll see the brightness of our sun's radiant face,
beaming down upon us.

We'll feel the warmth of it's being once more;
shining upon all of us.

Like its, and our creator, it has no favorites among us people.
In the sunlight every living soul will cast a shadow;
as we bask in the companionship of its warming glow.

And guess what.

It's the warmth of our sun that makes rain.
Rain provides fresh water to water our vegetation.
Yes. Even our eatable veggies.

Great, huh? A sure winner for dinner.

How does our sun make rain?

Heat from our sun heats the water on earth.
Like our oceans and seas for example.

The water turns to steam because of our sun's heat.
The steam floats up to the sky.

At first, it looks like clouds up there.
Then it cools and turns back to water.
After it turns back to water, it falls back down to earth.

We call this falling water rain.

So as you can see.
No rain. No veggies.

And the only place dessert comes before veggies;
is in the dictionary.

Author Notes Along with the sunshine...there must be a little rain sometimes. Good for our veggies. Good for us. "More peas, Mom please. Thank you."


Chapter 11
New For You?

By rhonnie69

HONK! BEEP BEEP.

"LOOK ME STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES.
And don't tell me no stupid lies."

"IN 2019 WHAT IS NEW?
What do you intend to do?"

"Hang out...in Piggies bar.
Crash me up...your useful car?"

"OW!"

"Same old Same old?
Vainly seeking fool's gold?"

"Blowing cash on worthless frills?
Abusing credit cards for thrills?
Far behind in paying bills?"

"Searching for a low-cost house?
Looking for a cheaper spouse?"

"Burning bush with no cease?
Frequent encounter with PO' leese."

"WOW!"

"That won't get you a heck of a lot.
"That will net you, Three hots and a cot."

"Error, fumble, blunder, mistakes.
Time to stop it...hit the brakes."

"About face, before things get worse.
Shift from Drive...and into Reverse."

"NOW."
"What have you got to say for yourself?"

"God has not punished me, I know that He should've.
He didn't penalize me and He certainly could've."

"He has not repaid me for the wrong I've done.
He said just change your sinful ways, Son."

"If you go the wrong way---to the left or the right.
I'll correct and direct you with my guiding light."

"I'll call from behind you to warn and remind you."

"Obey what I say. Don't go astray. Follow Me closely.
Go My way."

"And your ears have not heard. Your eyes have not seen.
What I have in store for you, in...

"2019."

Author Notes "Let us, OBEY, and serve the Lord our God. Give Him respect. Abide by His commandments. Be faithful and loyal toward Him...AMEN."


Chapter 12
Seiko Quartz Peen.

By rhonnie69

"How many ticks in the year 2018?"

Author Notes "From New Year's beginning to the end of December 31.
How many Ticks before the year is done. Figure it out, Just for fun."

ANSWER: 31 million, 556 thousand, 952.

"HAPPY NEW YEAR."


Chapter 13
I've Gotta Gun.

By rhonnie69

"Lustful worldly guys...feast your carnal eyes.
But in case you haven't been told...
all that glitters ain't gold."

Author Notes "PRETTY POISON."


Chapter 14
The Seeing Eyes.

By rhonnie69

"O say can YOU SEE?"

"YES?"

"Goody Goody for YOU."

"BUT."

"Better SAFE than SORRY."
"Here's what YOU should DO."

"GO SEE AN EYE DOCTOR."
"GET YOUR EYES CHECKED."

"Give YOUR EYESIGHT..."

"UTMOST RESPECT."

"SEE YA' LATER."

Author Notes "LOOK FORWARD... to SEEING AN EYE DOCTOR.
HEED PROFESSIONAL ADVISE. I hope you hear...ehh...SEE
what I'm saying."


Chapter 15
Pocahontas

By rhonnie69

"Dear John."
"Peace be unto you."

"I come here to pray.
And remember the day."

"That they listened to me...
And let you go free."

Author Notes "Pocahontas was an American Indian squaw, who is said to have
prevented the execution of, Captain John Smith. She lived
from 1595 to 1617."


Chapter 16
Bottom Up.

By rhonnie69

"Yo Ho Ho and a glass of bubb."



Author Notes "A dance a song a couple of beers...CHEERS."


Chapter 17
Skimpy Kid.

By rhonnie69

"A valentine note to Greg Heffley.
If you ever need company,
COME SEE ME."

Author Notes "Don't make me beg, Greg.
I wanna see...What's in, YOUR, diary?"


Chapter 18
I Wrote This.

By rhonnie69

"I don't like to be bored.
So back to my keyboard."

"I'll do just what I ought.
And write a ditty I thought."

"I'll peck out with my fingers,
A poem that nigh lingers."

"Writer's block was preceding it,
But now you are reading it."

"Am I still bored? NO."
Uncle, JOHN, is calling...

"GOTTA GO!"

Author Notes "I'LL BE BACK."


Chapter 19
All Aboard...Real quick.

By rhonnie69

"Fun time out...we've had.
See ya later, Mom and Dad.
Fun time back...we're glad."

Author Notes "Holiday...long vacation.
Now it's time for our education."

"There's no exception...to the rule.
Witty conception...school is cool."


Chapter 20
what'shisname.

By rhonnie69

"SPOTLIGHT...HOT PLIGHT."

"PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD."

"ALL EYES ON THE TRUMPETER! "

"Hmmmm...I wonder. Does that public announcement give an inkling of what his name is?
Or...is that his nickname, alias, some kind of A.K.A...or...
some other vainglorious haughty cover name."

"WHAT'S IN HIS NAME?
OR MOREOVER...
WHAT'S HIS NAME IN?"

*** "LET US PROBE THE MATTER." ***

"WHAT'S HIS NAME IN?"

"THE DICTIONARY."

"According to the Dictionary
His first name means..."

"WORLD POWER."

"That's, 'HIS' name...mind you...
Not the name of our country."

"What's his last name mean?"

"THE REVELATION CAN BE FOUND IN THE CARDS.
Playing cards...Tarot cards...you be the judge."

"His last name means..."

"EXAMPLE:
According to the dictionary."

"Any playing card of a suit that out ranks the other suits...
of the same deck...mind you...such as a card being able to,
TAKE, any card of another suit...
of the same deck...mind you."

"To excel; surpass; or outdo. To, TAKE, a...'TRICK.'
To devise deceitfully or dishonestly. A fabrication.
Something that will give a card...
of the same deck...mind you.
the advantage over another card fraudulently."

"TAROT:
A representation of one subject;
under the appearance of another."

"SO MUCH FOR THE NAME GAME."

Author Notes "YOUR WALL WILL FALL...
WHEN TRUTH AND JUSTICE CALL."

"AMERICA...Take me, FROM, your leader."


Chapter 21
A Patriotic Somber Song.

By rhonnie69

"Those thrilling days of yesteryear.
Oh! How I wish they were still here."

"I never thought my eyes would see,
This dreadful change in our country."

"Everyday I hope and pray,
To see the forepassed U.S.A."

"One nation, UNDER GOD,
All nestled together in one pod."

"A sweet land of liberty,
The perfect home for you and me."

"Crowned with good, and brotherhood,
I'd bring this back, if I could."

"When I lay me down to sleep,
I pray America God will keep."

"I dream of peace, from dusk to dawn."
"WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?"

Author Notes "From our mountains...to their valleys...to our oceans...white with foam.
God HELP, America...our home sweet home."


Chapter 22
America God Shed His Grace On Thee.

By rhonnie69

"America the
Beautiful
Country
Denotes freedom for
Everyone."

Author Notes "My fellow Americans...Let us live true to our message of our grand Statue of Liberty. Let us all be friends among each other, and friends with our entire world...for the sake of international peace, harmony, and love between our God's people. Our Lord will love that. Our eyes have never seen...nor have our ears ever heard...of the things which our Creator have prepared for those of us who love Him...and love each other also."




Chapter 23
Give Our Lady A Standing Ovation.

By rhonnie69

"Hey Lady Lib..."

"STAND THERE."

Author Notes "We stand in admiration of you."


Chapter 24
Oh What A Wonderful Morning.

By rhonnie69

"You know where I'm going.
Because in my smile it's showing."

"And don't you ever doubt it.
I am glad about it."

"Early for the yellow bus.
From which I'll hitch a ride."

"Backpack stuffed with my school books,
Complement my pride."

"Waiting for the banana boat.
In which I'll float today."

"Caution lights blinking,
Going my merry way."

"I see it coming now,
It's time for me to say."

"I love you and bye bye."

"OH HAPPY DAY."

Author Notes "Like a rosebud blooming in the light
of a summer sun...I'm growing."


Chapter 25
Daze Of Whine And Roses.

By rhonnie69

"I just can't see, for the love of me,
Why I see you as a star."

Your onyx vase Your rosy face
A gem that's what you are.

"I just can't see for the love of me,
Why you do the things that you do."

"You spend my last Bengie Yet still say I'm stingy,
And not giving you what is due."

"The daze of wine and roses.
When my heart opens yours closes."

"You are mutable, yet you're suitable,
You validate, then you annul."

"Your changes are driving me
out of my skull."

"You have me convinced,
But later I find."

"You've transformed, converted,
To a change of your mind."

"I look into your eyes...what do I see?
Two flaming eyes gleaming back at me."

"Saying I want to love you, Rhonnie but...???
I don't know how.Take all of me...and teach me how."

"Another door opens...Another door closes.
Oh. The daze of wine and roses."

Author Notes "BEWILDERED. Lost in a daze."


Chapter 26
The Prince Who Was Always Sad.

By rhonnie69

There once lived a prince who was lonely and sad.
"What can your problem be," asked the King his dad.

"You're always so grumpy. Your face is sooo shady."
"Dad I'm sooo lonely. Get me a fair lady."

The king sent out seekers. They searched here and there.
But they couldn't find a fair maiden anywhere.

In a far away land lived a maiden named Joan.
She too was single and all alone.

She never appealed to any young men.
Because she was a harlequin.

One day while out chasing butterflies,
From the clover below something caught her eyes.

It appeared to be startled, it's cheeks were red.
Scolding Joan here's what it said.

"Hey, spry dancer with dainty pep.
Mind you don't squish me, watch your step."

"Oops, I'm sorry...my bad
"Excuse me please, don't be mad."

"Oh I'm not mad, in fact I'm glad.
I just escaped the closest call I ever had."

"Hey," said Joan, "I know who you are.
You're the prettiest beetle of all by far."

"A bright-red body with black polka dots,
You have freckles, and WOW, you have lots."

"I have freckles on my face, but my smile doesn't care.
Between my sprinkled polka dots my smile is still there."

"I like you lady bug, your beauty never ends.
I'm glad that I met you, how about we be friends?"

"To your request, I'll say okay.
And where might you be going on this sunny day?"

"I'm out chasing butter flies.
But I've haven't caught one in a zillion tries."

"Well...at least they make you romp and run.
Looks like you're having tons of fun."

Chasing butterflies is my fun and joy.
But I'd much rather chase and catch me a boy."

"I've tried and tried...but to my surprise,
Boys are harder to catch than butterflies."

"Oh, don't let that to you be a hassle.
Just dance your cute self up to the castle."

"THE CASTLE?"

"Yep...that's all you have to do.
There's a handsome prince there waiting for you."

"I'll take your advise, yes...I'll pursue it.
Hummm. Dance up to the castle...Yes...I'll do it."

When Joan arrived, the prince's sad got glad.
And an delightful ecstatic wedding they had.

Author Notes "It takes two...to make a dream come true."


Chapter 27
13 Is My Lucky Numbah.

By rhonnie69

"I took my girl friend out to dine.
The bill I owed was $12,99."

"I had only 13 bux.
At first I thought...this really sucx."

13 BUX JUST COVERED MY BUTT.
AND CHANGE TO BOOT. ONE WHAT?

"After that, I started thinkin'
Bill is paid, and I got back a Linkin'."




"Why should I gripe? I couldn't be dumbah...
13 IS SUFFICIENT. IT'S MY LUCKY NUMBAH."




Author Notes "I should be thankful for that which I have."


Chapter 28
Widow Black.

By rhonnie69

Groaning and moaning upon my death bed...
Death visited me...here's what she said.

"Just dropped by to see how you are.
Heard you got yourself hit by a car."
"That was stupid, as dumb can be.
Why yelp? I can help, come with me."
"I can relieve you of your pain."

I replied, "Are you insane?"

"That's not me. Instead that's you.
I am death. That's what is true."
"Come now, or later, what shall it be?"

"I'm glad you decided to leave that to me."
"I rather live, in pain and sorrow.
As for today...see ya tomorrow."

Author Notes "SHADY LADY...WIDOW BLACK...
I HOPE THAT TOMORROW,
SHE FORGET TO COME BACK."


Chapter 29
Cinderella

By rhonnie69

VOICES OF THE GIRLS.

"Skip to the beat.
Tell a story sweet.
When the rope hits the ground...
lift your feet."
Which ninny Jenny, tattled bout the heat?

"Nobody knows.
But this is how the story goes."



"Cinderella dressed in yella
Hid in the dark, and kissed her fella
Once she gets started, she don't wanna quit.
How many kisses did she git?"

"1-2-3-4...wasn't enough so she got 3 more.
8-9-10-11...she's not even half way to heaven."

12-13...still flirting...14-15 blood pressure lifting.
16-17 one more 18. 1000 extras...still waiting.
19-20- 21-22. Keep kissing, girl that whatcha better do."

"BEFORE YOU STOP THE ROPE WITH YOUR SHOE."

Author Notes "When you were a kid, if you were a boy like me, Girls skipping rope was comical to hear and see. I've said here the most of what little I remember, about my sisters, their playmates, their skipping rope rhymes, and their forever smoldering ember...hee hee...NO. Better yet...LOL...HA! HA! I loved them. OF COURSE."


Chapter 30
I Thank You.

By rhonnie69

"Thank you my friends.
You and I know who you are."

"If it were not for you,
I'd never gotten this far."

"You like me because I'm me,
And I am aware."

"That you are my fan-friends,
And you really care."

"Some wish I would vanish,
Just disappear."

"But because of you people,
I am still here."

"I am not wrong here.
I belong here."

"In the FanStory community.
So my haters might as well get used to me."

"This is far from my last line.
I will be back...

CORDIALLY: rhonnie69."

Author Notes "If people don't like me because I'm a Christian, I shall, NOT, be discouraged.
I'll praise my God, because I wear that name."


Chapter 31
Just You And Me.

By rhonnie69

Your love for me...has set me free...from my love for my money.
Only to you my possessions are due...even my life, honey.
United with you, since we said I do, our lives are happy and sunny.

Author Notes "There is no treasure on earth that can match your worth."


Chapter 32
You Can Not Deny It.

By rhonnie69

This Is a piece of cake.

Author Notes "Brief...Clear...and...To the point.'


Chapter 33
Mr, Hightower...Pssst....

By rhonnie69

"Between you-n-me
Your wife is cheatin' on us.
Don't say I told Ya'."

**************************
"A Live 5-7-5."

Author Notes "Don't be held captive by a woman who takes part in adultery."
PROVERBS chapter 5: at verse 20a.

"You must not be guilty of adultery."
Exodus chapter 20: at verse 14.

"But if we confess our sins, God will forgive our sins,
because we can trust God to do what is right.
He will cleanse us from all the wrongs we have done."
first JOHN chapter 1: and at verse 9.






Chapter 34
You'll Know It.

By rhonnie69

My, "inspirational quote," is....

"POETRY: The satisfaction of springing at last...
The obstinate words...into the stubborn line."
**By poet laureate...
Sir, John Holmes.**

This poet's, "inspirational quote," has made a difference;
in how I think of, feel, see, and write poetry today.

Here is the primary division of this script. It pertains to the writing of proper English;
re...punctuation, spelling, grammar, etc. while writing poetry.

People often tell me: "Rhonnie, you are a poet." If people say that I am...then perhaps I am.
If I say that I'm a poet...perhaps I'm not.

I have engaged in an in-depth study of the art of poetry over my years. In that...I've discovered that not many people understand how the art of poetry works. A true poet writes, HIS, heart...without being confined to writing proper English...as some people think he should. There is no, SET, rules by which a poet has to write this kind poetry. He writes how he feels...his way. Poetry expresses poetic qualities however manifested.

Many people don't realize what a script is. Written poetry is script. When a poet writes his poem, he has written a script. A script is, ANY, system of writing. Like poet laureate, Sir John Holmes, nothing hinders me in writing my poetry, more than having to, "PULL PUNCHES," and follow any rules of writing proper English. This impedes the magic in the poet's expression of the way he feels about what he is writing about. It's like telling a bird which way to fly after it takes to wing.

***************************************************************************************************************
The following script pertains to poetry that is controlled by what is called, "writing prompts."
Here, the poet is challenged to write his poetry and follow the rules and regulations given to him by a writing prompt.

I admire the premise of this manner of writing poetry. It challenges my ability to, "BEND," and follow certain rules and regulations; and yet portray my versatility in the manner of how I express my poetry, effectively, and then, "SPRING BACK; to my initial technique. I get my chance to show my poetic resilience. I like that.

Writing poetry by writing prompt gives me the opportunity to show my readers that, quote:
"I possess the ability to dance on, "writing prompt," water...and not get wet."

This is an additional, "Inspirational quote," made up, by me. Thank you reader...for viewing my work here. You are appreciated. Cordially: rhonnie69.

Author Notes "Poetry is somewhat, like a sentence. It is a group of words that expresses a complete thought."


Chapter 35
You're Going To Get A Big Surprise!

By rhonnie69

"Iceberg more beneath
Than atop...a raze below
The Titanic drown."

Author Notes Mother Nature: "Your Titanic, huh? This is one of my baby glaciers. Sea ya."
Murphy's Law: "What can happen...Will happen."


Chapter 36
True Moon

By rhonnie69

My dear fair lady, I shall make this crystal clear.
That you may understand me, my dear.

You are a milk maiden above in nocturnal air.
Sprinkling Fairy Dust, everywhere.

As you scatter stars your heart sings.
And music mur-murs from your fluttering wings.

You are the goddess of sprinkled starlight.
Your enchantment painted this placid sight.

Your magic wand cast a spell on me.
Imparting companionship in my imagery.

While I courted my muse, you made me float.
I drifted in my dream, on your little white boat.

You are appreciated...as is each and every star.
I thank you, dear lady...you know who you are.

I promise you this...and I'll promise again.
I'll still be aboard...when your ship comes in.


Chapter 37
Coming To Carry You Home.

By rhonnie69

Reading between your lines,
My compassionate lines entwines.

Marooned and all alone?
Lost in dire unknown?

Your, S.O.S has been detected.
Stay cool, calm, and collected.

On the horizon...upon the foggy sea.
Your little white boat that made me float...

We're coming; your ship and me.

Author Notes "Little girl blue...where are you?
Hmmm...here I find an acrostic clue."

Search
Over
Seas.


Chapter 38
Dog Watch

By rhonnie69

"Are you afraid of dogs that you don't know?"
"Most people are, and they let it show."

"Is it true that dogs are man's best friends?"
"Well...that all depends."

"If you think this...you're thinking right."
"ALL DOGS DO BITE."

"So if you see a dog that doesn't know you,
Better for you that this you do."

"Steer clear of the range in which the dog can chew."

"Sometimes you can read a dog by watching the tail."
"This is not foolproof...it's subject to fail."

"If the tail gets stiff, and pumps up and down."
"The dog's not friendly...don't hang around."

"If the tail wags from side to side,
That's a sign that it's friendly, but safe if it's tied."

"If it tucks it's tail between it's legs,
"The dog is timid, for mercy it begs."

"If you have a dog, for your pet,
You have on your side, your best friend yet."


Chapter 39
The Bigger The Target.

By rhonnie69

"HEY KIDS."

A bully is like an egg.
Seems hard but cracks with ease.

Next time one tries to bully you,
Remember this poem please.

What's inside an egg?
Of course...a little chicken.

And it won't be to hard for you,
To give that chick a lickin'.

SO SAY TO YOURSELF.......

Next time one looks at me...and sees just who I am,
He'll bow his head and tuck his tail.

THAT CHICKEN'S GONNA' SCRAM.

Author Notes "WHEN THE HEART IS THREATENED...THE SOUL BECOMES A WARRIOR."

"What's a warrior?"

"ASK DAVID"....."Who's David?"
"Ask GOLIATH"....."Who's Goliath?"
" LOOK HIM UP IN YOUR HOLY BIBLE."



Chapter 40
Play.

By rhonnie69

"I like you because of who you are,
A gorgeous star on your guitar."

"I've promised I'd be back everyday,
To admire you and how you play."

"I shall not break my promise, dear.
Wherever you flutter I will be near."

"Right behind you in the sky,
Your enthusiastic firefly."

Author Notes "Your music captured my heart."


Chapter 41
A Glowing Heart.

By rhonnie69

"My eyes have seen the floral shades of your life's twilight time....
Glowing amid the meadows of your heart."

"High up in the sky your spirit fly.
Reminding you of joyful days gone by."

"You ponder down the path of revelry.
Singing your heart-warming song that will not die."

"Love is now the sunshine of your yesterday.
Sweet music of your years gone by."

"Your song is not in vain. In my heart it will remain.
As my starlight memory of Your light-bright melody."

"Love song that never ends.
Your tribute to dear friends."

"THANK YOU."

Author Notes "LONG LIVE MY QUEEN."


Chapter 42
I Will Work To Provide For You.

By rhonnie69

"J.D. This whole poem may not rhyme.
But I think about you all the time."

"When I'm awake you are on my mind.
When I'm asleep I dream of you."

"I shall stay here with you a while,
To play with you so we can smile."

"Just say it, J.D. if only just once.
Tell me that you like me."

"I'm with you now, and I intend to stay,
Long beyond the month of May."

"You are the one, with the warming glow.
I bask in the light of your nimbus."

"Your kitty Kat...me."


Author Notes "Sometimes my life gets hard and cold.
But my girlfriend is always soft and warm."

I'll never let her walk very far.
I'll give her my keys, and say take my car."


Chapter 43
My Heart Sings.

By rhonnie69

"MY GIRL."

"I sing because I'm happy.
Because I know that she."

"Hears my call when I fall,
She's there to uplift me."

Author Notes "Thank You. J.D."
"May I come along with you....
And rest among the stingers too?"

"Side by side."


Chapter 44
Thank You...You Are Appreciated.

By rhonnie69

Boy To Girl.

I thank you for helping me think.
You've helped me find a place to drink.

Now i'll come here everyday.
I'm sure that you will pass this way.

I yearn that you'll nigh flutter by.
I'll wave to my jewel butterfly.

Author Notes "You've made me think that flowers attract you."


Chapter 45
Follow.

By rhonnie69

"R.J. May I ask you a question?"
"Yes."

"And you'd better know the correct answer."
"Okay. Ask away."

"What is love?"
"Just look over your shoulder."

"How did you know the correct answer?"
"You're a good teacher."

"What else have I taught you?"
"That I'm not as smart as you."

"Ha ha ha ha."
"What's so funny?"

"Your humor."
"I'm trying to be solemn."

"Nice try."
"Wary guy."

"Oh. I don't bite."
"If I misread you again, you might."

"Cute."
Mute.

"R.J."
"Huh?'

"Where do we go from here?"
"We're going to the park...to feed the birds."

"Ooooh my."...... sigh......misread indeed."

"It's spring.That's things like that, you said, let's go do."
"Yes...but now I'm referring to me and you."

"Where is it, that you want to go?"
"You already know."

"Yes. I do."
"Then...where?"

"How about we go light some candles?"
"Why?"

"So I can watch their flames flicker in your eyes."
"Why?"

"Because I like your eyes."
"What about the rest of me?"

"Best thing with my eyes I'll ever see."
"How could you possibly know that?"

"Because I only have eyes for you."
Awwwe. You're sweet. I believe that is true.

"You've made my day. I believe that you do."
"I'm hungry, R.J."

"Then I'll take you to dinner."
"Thank you, R.J. That's a winner."

"J.D."
"yes?"

"After dinner what should I do?"
"Just continue to woo."

Author Notes Art Work............."Turn The Page....."


Chapter 46
Treat For My Sweet.

By rhonnie69

I've dreamed that I should send you a bouquet.
Just one of the endless ways that I want to say,

Girl you can see, that an admirer like me,
I am for you, I adore you permanently.

These things you do realize,
Now that you've opened your eyes.

You can see, you and me
R.J. and his belle J.D.

Laddie and Lassie in harmony.

Author Notes "You-Me-We."


Chapter 47
I'm Mad At Me Too.

By rhonnie69

I said something wrong?
So you say so long?

Does that mean goodbye?
Should a man cry?

Or is this just farewell?
And I still have my Belle.

Why did you go?
I don't know. I don't Know.

I owe you an apology.
I apologize.

It doesn't show in my eyes.
My heart cries. My heart cries.

Honestly....
Not for the sake of romance.

But please forgive me...
And give me one more chance....Girl.

Author Notes Don't blame me. Blame on me your spell.
I've got to go for now...I'm not feeling well.


Chapter 48
Gold Is Old.

By rhonnie69

Water is the oldest element on earth.
There's another truth about it.

It's a primary source of our lives,
We cannot live without it.

Gold is old...but having it is fun.
It glows like the moon...and shines like the sun.

"SEE GIRL ABOVE."

If anyone should call you old,
Here's what you should do.

Say...I've been told planet earth is old
Now you tell me what's new.

Author Notes Old age makes me "JOLLY."
Thanks to my girl friend...YOU KNOW WHO.

I see her as the girl above.
My snow-white heart-warming dove.


Chapter 49
My Snow Belle.

By rhonnie69

My DEAR SNOW BELLE:
Oh! How happy you have made me.

I have given you my heart,
And you haven't forbade me.

I PROMISE...And don't forget it.
I PROMISE...You won't regret it.

Boy to girl...friend to friend,
My God given helper...

On whom I can depend.


Chapter 50
The True Meaning Of Heartburn.

By rhonnie69

Soooooo...you want to play hearts.
A "GAME," bursting with infinite parts.

A myriad of your fiery darts
Each and every one of them smarts.

Now, then, and again, from whence it starts,
You make manifest, your honey tarts.

THAT"S FINE...FELINE.

I am extremely grateful.
That I'm not a stupid fly.

Instead I am a panther,
But an amicable friendly guy.

I will not shy, I shall not ebb,
And cringe from the singe, of your, "FLY TRAP," web.

If I were an allured fly...
I'd swoop down, from the sky.

And make my "BOLD," landing...
Just to say, "HI."

But I would deserve, what ever I got?
Would I win the game? Maybe yes. Maybe not.

"HE WHO PICKS A ROSE;
MUST ACCEPT THE THORNS THAT IT BEARS TOO."

In interest of you...I DO. I DO.

Author Notes "A DITTY FOR MY PRETTY FROM HER BLACK KAT KITTY...
He likes to snuggle, yes...not to de-stress...but, to your-dress. You know...
You understand. His mind is made up...a mouse won't do.
His thrill on the hill is the greenwood... yew."


Chapter 51
Making Eyes At Me.

By rhonnie69

If I, "AM," on earth.
I've never been around here.
Where on earth am I?

Author Notes "WOW! Cutie Pie is...FAR OUT!"


Chapter 52
A Platinum Shower

By rhonnie69

You thank me? I should be thanking you.
For the things for me...that you do.

"Latter-day Rapunzel,
I sang out to you, from the dell."

"You've granted my request,
Thank you...your hair fell."

"You read me right. You heard my call.
And to my joy, Your, "locks" did fall.

"Jack's free from his box...you lifted the lid.
"You didn't have to do it...but you did."

"AND I THANK YOU."


Chapter 53
White On Night.

By rhonnie69

"Come...don't be scared of me.
Come...keep me company.
Come...pass over distractions you see.
Come...see about me. My heart is yours...no fee."

Author Notes "Come? I wanna and I'm gonna.
In disregard of what I'm liable to get.
For responding to your call...in spite of your pet."

"Along with sunshine...comes darkness of night.
And the darkness here, is light bright.
My heart's desire is looking up...I see.
But prudence and discretion is looking at me."

"Darkness comes first...to me to say
The evening and the morning...was the first day."

"Crying may last for a night...
But joy comes in the morning light."




Chapter 54
A Gem From Above.

By rhonnie69

"Who am I to you, that you are so mindful of Me?
That you hear me...when I call."

"A platinum crown. WOW!!!"

Author Notes "Bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh."
GENESIS chapter 2: and at verses: 21-22-&-23.

"Dolly I told you this before...but what I've said I will renew....
I know that the girl in the picture is not really you....
But that's how you appear...from my point of view."


Chapter 55
She Is real.

By rhonnie69

"Oh, my beautiful Milk Maiden.
As imaginary as you seem
I am really that lucky.
You are not just a dream."

Your twilight bird he sings
"I ADMIRE YOUR KNIGHT'S WINGS."

"CHECK."



Author Notes "A Knight with butterfly wings...Hmmmm...interesting."


Chapter 56
Snow Girl.

By rhonnie69

"Outside the window of my soul,
In the afterglow of twilight."

"An image of a fair maiden,
Diffused before my eyesight."

"Her wings were white and glossy,
They fluttered of graceful silk."

"In strewn and drifting snowflakes,
Her nimbus resembled milk."

"She beckoned me with her finger,
Come nigh my dear, don't linger."

"No hat, no coat, no glove,
I anticipated our love."

"But in the frigid air
I didn't find her there."

"Disenchantment to my anticipation,
WAS SHE JUST MY IMAGINATION?"

Author Notes "I tawt I taw a puddy tat."


Chapter 57
What's Your Name?

By rhonnie69

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
A ten minute play
for two children of the same age. (11 years)
One girl and one boy.

CHARACTERS:
JAKELIN:...a young girl.
ABEL:...a young boy.

TIME: Today.
PLACE: Ghetto.

ONE ACT:
SCENE: A trash heap along a slummy street.

AT THE RISE OF CURTAIN: A young boy is seen, ragged book bag slovenly sagging from his back. His clothes are tattered. He is poor, but he appears to be used to his situation. He is walking home from school when he encounters a young girl seated in a pile of rubbish. The moment that he sees her he stops in his tracks, and stands there staring at the girl. She just sits there very still. She just stares back at the boy. After a few moments the boy breaks the ice. He goes over and sits down beside her. Neither of them speak.They just sit there staring into each other's eyes. The boy is first to speak.

BOY: "Hi...I haven't seen you before. What's your name?"
GIRL: in a subdued whisper, "Jakelin."
BOY: "What's that?"
GIRL: a bit louder..."JAKELIN."
BOY: "So...you CAN, talk. I see that you can smile too. You're not from around here."
JAKELIN: "No. What's your name?"
BOY: "Abel."
JAKELIN: in a shy stutter. "A-A-bah."
ABEL: "My name is, Abel."
JAKELIN: "A-A-Abel...Abel?"

Abel takes a sheet of wrinkled paper from his book bag. He shuffles himself closer to her and points at something on the sheet of paper.

ABEL: "See...my name...Abel."

Jakelin's eyes probe what he's pointing at. Then she raises her eyes and looks at his eyes.

ABEL: "Oh. Don't pay the red, F, no mind. That's just my grade on my spelling test in school today."
JAKELIN: "Red F?"
ABEL: "That's my teacher telling Mom that I'm doing, FINE, in my spelling."
JAKELIN: "Fine?"
ABEL: "Psych...Not really. Mom says that means I'm not doing so fine in spelling. Jakelin, I can tell that you can't read. Where did you come from? What are you doing here?"

Jakelin doesn't answer. She lowers her head and fixes her eyes on her lap.

ABEL: "Hey...you're leaking...are you crying?"
JAKELIN: whimpering. "No."
ABEL: "Well what ever you're doing...cut it out...or you might flood us out."

Jakelin does not reply. She continues sobbing.

ABEL: "Is there something hurting you, Jakelin? Jakelin?...Jaaaklin?"
JAKELIN: "I miss my family."
ABEL: "Why? Where are they?"
JAKELIN: "I don't know. They took them away from me."
ABEL: "THEY?"

Jakelin looks up at Abel while rubbing her eyes.

JAKELIN: "The people at the walls."
ABEL: "I've heard the story about the people at the walls. Where are you staying?"

JAKELIN: "Here, for now, I guess."
ABEL: "Here? In a pile of trash? No. You can't stay...wait a sec'. Did you eat? Are you hungry?"

JAKELIN: I don't know. I've been hungry for so long...that I've forgotten how being hungry feels."
ABEL: "Why don't you go ask somebody for food...anybody?"

JAKELIN: "Oh no. Then they'll just grab me...and throw me out."
ABEL: "Throw you out? How did you get in?"

JAKELIN: "You won't tell...will you, Abel? Please don't tell."

Abel begins to rifle through his book bag.

ABEL: "Hey. I've got a jelly sandwich in here someplace...oh...here. It got smutchy but it's strawberry...the goodest kind. Here, Jakelin, eat."

Jakelin begins eating the sandwich as if she is starving.

JAKELIN: "Oh thank you, Abel. I'd offer you some of this tuna that I found...but it's green."
ABEL: "Green tuna?"

JAKELIN: "Not all of it...some of it is black."
ABEL: "You didn't eat any of that stuff, did you?'

JAKELIN: "Not yet. This strawberry jelly sandwich is good for now."
ABEL: "There's a couple more where that one came from. I'll give them to you, Jakelin. And, by the way,

"Where'd you get the nice clothes that you're wearing?"
JAKELIN: "These are nice clothes?"
ABEL: "I'd trade up with you any time. Where are your shoes?"

Jakelin pushes her feet under her body.

JAKELIN "What shoes?"

Abel takes his shabby sneakers off and offers them to Jakelin.

ABEL: "One of the laces is missing...it flip-flops a little, but you'll get used to that."
JAKELIN: "Oh no, Abel...I couldn't..."

ABEL: "Stick your feet out, Jakelin."
JAKELIN: "Stick my feet out?"
ABEL: "Yes, Jakelin. Stick your feet out."

Jakelin sticks her feet out...but slowly.

JAKELIN: "But what will you wear, Abel?"
ABEL: "Stick your feet out, Jakelin. Come on. Stick 'em, stick 'em stick 'em."

Abel slips his sheakers on Jakelin's feet.

ABEL: "There...makes for the better. No?"
JAKELIN: "Yes. But..."

ABEL: "But how'd you get in?"
JAKELIN: "You wont tell?"

ABEL: "I wont say nothing."
JAKELIN: "Promise?"
ABEL: "I wont spill a single word...I promise."

Jakelin inhales a deep breath...and exhales her reply.

JAKELIN: "I got in by crawling through a tunnel that we dug under the wall."

ABEL: "That's smart. Cool, Jakelin. Yes. I like that."
JAKELIN: "I like that too. But my knees and my elbows didn't like it."
ABEL: "Lemme see."

Jakelin shows Able her elbows and her knees.

ABEL: "OW! Got scraped up pretty much, huh?"
JAKELIN: "Ugly much."
ABEL" :Does it hurt?"
JAKELIN: "Only when I breathe."

Abel stands, extends his hand, and offers to help Jakeiln to stand.

ABEL: "Let's go."
JAKELIN: "Go where?"
ABEL: "HOME."
JAKELIN: "I have no home."

Abel kneels and takes Jakelin's hand.

ABEL: "Yeah ya do too."
JAKELIN: "I do?"

ABEL: "Yep. Right up the street."
JAKELIN: "Where you live?"

ABEL: "Yep. Where I live."
JAKELIN: "That's your Dad's and Mom's place."
ABEL: "Nope. That's my place. They just live there."

Jakelin laughs as Abel pulls her up to her feet.

JAKELIN: "You're funny."
ABEL: "Nope. I'm Abel."

JAKELIN: "I can't walk very fast, Abel."
ABEL: "How come? Tootsies hurt, huh?"

JAKELIN: "What's tootsies?"
ABEL: "What hurts?"
JAKELIN: "My feet."
ABEL: "Then your tootsies are your feet."

Jakelin laughs again.

JAKELIN: "You make me laugh, Abel."
ABEL: "I made you laugh, I made you talk. Now...if I can just make you walk."

JAKELIN: "Oh, I can walk, just only slowly. I've been walking almost all day."
ABEL: "You've been walking, almost ALL DAY?"

JAKELIN: "Well...mostly running. They've been trying to catch me."
ABEL: "Then your twiggies must be sore too."
JAKELIN: "My twiggies?"
ABEL" "Those little skinny legs of yours."

Jakelin begins limping while towing Abel.

JAKELIN: "My twiggies haven't been getting much to eat. Which way, Abel?"
ABEL: "Straight ahead...and there's much jelly sandwiches where we're going."

JAKELIN: "Jelly? Strawberry?"
ABEL: "Strawberry. The bread is sort of dry and crunchy, I always toss the crust."
JAKEIIN: "WHAT? You waste bread by throwing it away?"
ABEL: "You sound like, Mom."

Jakelin stops limping and towing Abel. She looks back at him. There is hope in her expression.

JAKELIN: "Abel...do you think your people will like me?"
ABEL: Dad and Mom loves everybody...even me. Come...let's go home."

CURTAIN.

Author Notes This stage play is fiction. it is in tribute and in memory of, Jekelin Caal Maquin. Jakelin was only seven years old when she died from mistreatment at the walls. The author will not detail what happened. He hopes that you will be concerned enough to find out for yourself. Please do. THANK YOU. Cordially: rhonnie69.


Chapter 58
Please... Help Me God.

By rhonnie69

"God...I am blind...I cannot see."
"I know that, my son. Why tell me?"

"When I hurt myself, with the wrong things that I do.
"You said I could come home, crying to you."

"First, my son, come give me a hug.
Then confess of your trash you've swept under your rug."

"I repent, my Lord, and nevertheless. I did wrong.
I surrender...I confess."

"I believe you...I see that you do. And now my, son,
What can I do for you?"

"There is a woman, who has come into my life."
"Tell me about this woman? Is she your wife?"

"No. She is just my friend."
"Are you two friend to friend? Or do you just pretend.?"

"I believe we are friend to friend."
"How does she feel, is her friendship toward you real?"

"That's why I came to you, Lord.
To ask is our friendship on one accord."

"Yes, my son...the woman likes you.
In spite of the inconsiderate things she know that you do."

"Have you asked her about her life...what she's going through?"
"Have you asked her if she's ever been harried? Whether or not she is married.?"

"NO, Sir."
"Then, GO, sir. And ask of her."

"Yes. I will, my Lord. I shall obey. This time I'll do it your way."

"You really like her, don't you, my son.
"Yes, my Lord, after all that's been said and done."

"I realize now, I don't address her the right way.
I should show regard for her feelings, and consider her day."

"AFTER, doing that, I should make it my duty,
To complement her on her charming beauty."

"My Lord....Why did you send her to me?"

"Shame on you that I have to mention,
That's the only way I could get your attention."

I knew that your care for her...you see,
would send you back home crying to me."

Author Notes "Wake up, my son. PUT ME FIRST! I'll help you make yourself stronger...before what you have left dies completely. I have found that what you are doing is less than what I've advised you to do. I know what you do; that you are not hot or cold. I want you to be hot or cold. But because you are lukewarm....neither hot or cold...I am ready to spit you out of my mouth. I correct and punish those whom I love, So be eager to do right...and, CHANGE, your heart and your life,"
REVELATION: chapter 3: at verses, 2-15-16-&-19. PROVERBS< chapter 3: at verse 12.


Chapter 59
Thank You.

By rhonnie69

"Brownie points can be sweet.""


Chapter 60
Woman.

By rhonnie69

"Either you are a master at growing,
Or your mom is a master at sowing."

"Or both....
Coming or going."

"You are woman....
You amaze me."

"THANX GOD."


Chapter 61
My Girlfriend's Words.......

By rhonnie69

"Two bodies.
One mind."

"Two hearts.
One beat."

Author Notes "Says my honey bun,
Isn't She Sweet?"


Chapter 62
He Promised. He Promised.

By rhonnie69

He Left Right.

"I Will Be Back...
Cross My Heart."

And He Kept His Promise.



Chapter 63
She Has Made Me Glad.

By rhonnie69

My baby loves me.
And that is all that matters.
Life is worth living.

A Live 5-7-5.


Chapter 64
Me And She.

By rhonnie69

"We believe in our hearts that...
Through faith we are made right with our God."

"We lift our voices and say with our mouths,
That we believe, and so we are saved."


Chapter 65
Thank You, Honey.

By rhonnie69

"Though we're an ocean apart,
You think of me still."

"I can tell that is true.
By the things for me that you do. "

"Your loving kindness toward me,
will never be forgotten."

"Except by your unselfish personality."

"Great is my happiness...because of you."

"HAPPY EASTER."

"CIAO."


Chapter 66
Honey.

By rhonnie69

To my girlfriend.
"I am all in. I am all in."


Chapter 67
The Rain Doesn't Change.

By rhonnie69

"TODAY, it rained upon my tombstone,
And watered the grass on my grave."

"WOW! How could I possibly know that?"

Author Notes "IT IS WRITTEN."
HEBREWS chapter 9: at verse 27.


Chapter 68
April School.

By rhonnie69

"Buy one git three free."


Chapter 69
Until The Plate Runs Dry.

By rhonnie69

"Let us live a life of love just as our Lord Jesus loved us and gave Himself for us as a sweet-smelling offering and sacrifice to God. Let us speak to each other with psalms, hymns, and spiritual songs, while singing and making music in our hearts to our Lord. Always giving thanks to God the Father for everything in the, Holy, name of our Lord Jesus Christ."

Author Notes "I'm not trying to tell anyone what to do here. It's just that I read The aforesaid message in the Holy Bible at : EPHESIANS chapter 5:2, 19-20. And I felt that it would be a good idea if I passed it on....so....I did."


Chapter 70
My Soul Mate.

By rhonnie69

"Nothing under the sun is new.
But I've written my next poem for you."

"You are part of every thought,
That I think everyday."

"I'm here, Dear...."
"QUIET STORM."


Chapter 71
Mother Nature.

By rhonnie69

I don't know that I've been correctly taught about the behavior of lions.
But I've been taught that it is a custom that the queens feed the Kings.

So....I've imagined that when he waves his paw...that's just to get her attention.
When he gets her attention he says..."I'm hungry."

Now he peeks up at her...and sees that she' s on the look-out for food for him.
So he licks his chops in anticipation of the dinner treat that she has in store for him.

And he trusts in his queen because......
"HE KNOWS THAT HE'D BETTER."




Chapter 72
History Of The Rainbow.

By rhonnie69

"Here there's a truth, we all ought to know.
About the birth of God's first rainbow."

"The rain came down, and the sea did rise,
Above every mountain higher than any bird flies."

"Why did the sea flood up to the sky?
GENESIS chapter 6, tells us why."

"GO ON. READ IT....I'LL WAIT." ---------->>>

Author Notes "Just couldn't resist...huh? You read chapter 7. Good for you. If you didn't read chapters 8&9...it would be wise of you to, "DO IT." If you did read chapters: 6-7-8-&-9. There..."The History of the first rainbow." Now you are wise. Now you know. God bless you and yours. Cordially, your friend: rhonnie69. P.S. "CIAO," EVERYBODY," ...."CIAO," means...hello and so long...for now. It means Platonic/agape' love. A dear friend taught me that. "AMEN."


Chapter 73
The Red Admiral Butterfly Nose.

By rhonnie69

"Left of the center.
That...farewell is not goodbye.
Right of the center."

Author Notes "COMPASSION.....A LIVE 5-7-5.


Chapter 74
Home Sweet Home.

By rhonnie69

"Home is where my art is,
And my computer too."

"Writing is what my heart is,
And not just something I do."

"My friend is a reader/writer.
I'm a reader/writer too."

"My friend reads and writes with me,
Our notes flow fro and to."


Chapter 75
Pump Pump

By rhonnie69

"Thump Thump
Pump Pump."

"No matter who you are,
No matter what your name."

"Pump Pump
Thump Thump."

"With devotion that's true, I love you,
I am your faithful flame."

"Thump Thump
Pump Pump."

"Consistently
Persistently.
I beseech of thee,"

"Please hear me out,
Please don't you pout
Please don't get bored with me."

"Pump Pump
Thump Thump."

"Even while you sleep,
I am your fire, it's my desire,
Your life that I may keep."

"Thump Thump
Pump Pump."

"Yesterday, Today,"

"Pump Pump
Thump Thump."

"By now you must be sick of me,
And want me out of your head."

"Okay...I'll drop down to your bosom,
And abide there instead."

"Thump Thump
Pump Pump."

"I beg of you, just one more moment,
Please let me borrow."

"May I dream with you tonight,
AND PAY YOU BACK TOMORROW?"

"Thank you...and...AMEN."

Author Notes "Just like a watch has a mainspring...to keep it ticking,
Your heart is your mainspring of your life...to keep your body kicking."


Chapter 76
Colors Of Love

By rhonnie69

"Here, there, under the rainbow,
God's creatures fly."

"On fluttering wings His being sings,
OH! what joy His lullaby brings."

"He sings for me His melody
That I have heard from you."

"Nested upon the alps, He's given me,
Rainbow number two."

"Now I can see, 'cause He told me,
That rainbow is you."

Author Notes "I MISS YOU."


Chapter 77
True Love.

By rhonnie69

"There's enough that I don't know...
To create another universe."

"I don't know everything."

"But I do know my Soul friend when I see her."

"A woman that likes me...because I love my God.
We are two peas from the same pod."

"I thank my God...for my blessing he sent,
For various forms of my spiritual merriment."

"God sent her to me, that's why I can see...
That my Soul friend is a friend for me."


Chapter 78
Watching The Tide Roll By.

By rhonnie69

Upon the sand, you too stand,
Watching from the other side.

Like me you're waiting anticipating,
The ebb of the rolling tide.

Yes...I am here though not near, my dear,
We're an ocean apart.

But we are still together,
In each other's heart.

If you can swim, let me know.
Then dashing and splashing we will go....

Through the surging billows,
To who we dream of on our pillows....

And embrace, just a little,
when we meet in the middle.

We won't need a life raft,
We won't need a boat.

Being together....
Will keep us afloat.

Author Notes "It would be easier to take the wet from water,
Or the dry from sand. Than for anything to separate us...
Stop us from holding hands."


Chapter 79
God Is Love.

By rhonnie69

He said:
"Where
Two or
More
Of you
Join together
In My
Name
I am
There
in the midst of you."
****
JESUS
You are welcome
HERE.

Author Notes For confirmation....

SEE: MATTHEW chapter 18: @ verse 20.


Chapter 80
Mom...Hard Candy.

By rhonnie69

God Said To The
WOMAN.....
"I will greatly
multiply
Your
sorrow and
Your
Conception.....
In pain
You
shall bring forth
Children."


Author Notes WOW!
MOM, Had Nine Of Us.
WOW!"


Chapter 81
Flowers For You.

By rhonnie69

Flowers show
Love from me to you on special
Occasions, they make you happy...but
When I give them to you
Expressly to say, "I Love You." that
Really delights even more your
Soul.

Author Notes "How Do I Know?
You Told Me So."


Chapter 82
I Found Time To Monkey With Time

By rhonnie69

HOLD IT!
Right Where You Are.

SMILE.....
I Think You're gonna' like this picture.

Ever been to Paris?
NO?
Me neither.

But I'm on my way there now.
Come with me for the fun of it.
We're going to the monkey show.

Fasten Your seat belt.

CLICK!

ZOOM! We're off.

I'm your friendly air attendant.
You can call me..."Monkey Man."

There were free drinks...but...
I'm fresh out of, "Polish Spring."
I'm finishing the last one now.
Sorry 'bout that.

FIRST OF ALL.

Let us all join together with a heaping helping
Of applause for our honorable host,
Ms. Susan F.M.T.

Thanks to her, we have here on display
An ornate clock with a....

MONKEY ORCHESTRA.

MS. F.M.T. calls this clock
A monkey orchestra clock.

Found deep in her archives
From a wonderful visit to Paris
And le Petit Palais museum...

The clock was against the light
coming in from the window
Behind and through.

She thought it very beautiful
And took pictures.

It was only when her cousin
Told her that she realized that
The. "People," playing the tiny
instruments....

"WERE MONKEYS."

Not human.

TIME TO CHECK THAT CLOCK OUT AGAIN...HUH?

"We Thank You Ms. Susan F.M.T."


Chapter 83
Flag!

By rhonnie69

"Take me
to your beach...
Toots."

"Ooooooooooo
no you don't.
You ain't stakin' no claims here...
Mr.
earth birth."


Chapter 84
A Virtuous Woman.

By rhonnie69

"I WENT GREEN."

"The girl that I love...I think she's a nun.
I see her as my soulmate."

"Dear God. Am I allowed to have a nun,
For my girlfriend?"

"It's not her fault...it's mine.
If there's any penalty due for this...punish me; not her."

"She is the sweetest girl this side of heaven.
She is a woman who loves God. She is a Philanthropist.
My friend is a nutritionist. She loves and cares for our wildlife....
both of land and sea."

"She cares about the mountains...the seas...plants, flowers and the trees."

"I call her, 'Stormy.' (smile.) She knows why.
Stormy is extremely intelligent. She is witty...very pretty."

"There's only one girl of her kind.
She is always on my mind."

"Stormy is my best friend...as faithful as she can be.
She doesn't have to...but my Stormy loves me."

"I'M FOREVER GRATEFUL."


Chapter 85
Holy Bible

By rhonnie69

"Stormy and Rhonnie,
In the shade of a tree."

"R-E-A-D-I-N-G."

About the love-life
Between she and he."

"Hey Stormy, what are you reading?"
"I'm reading Song of Solomon, Rhonnie."

"What's it about?"

"It tells us about King Solomon's social experiences,
and it stresses the basic expression of the warm human
emotions of love and devotion."

"What are you reading, Rhonnie?"
"I'm reading Proverbs, chapter 31."

"What's it about?"

"It tells us about King Lemuel,
and all the good things that his mother taught him,
about love and marriage."

"WOW, Rhonnie. Please read your book to me."
"Okay, Stormy. And you read your book to me. Thank you."

"I shall....Together we'll learn how life between us..."

"OUGHT TO BE."

"YEAH!"




Chapter 86
Stormy

By rhonnie69

"HONEY, I YEARN FOR YOU."

"My days are lonely.
My nights are blue.
I'm looking at the moon but....

"I'M SEEING YOU."

"TRULY YOURS...me."


Chapter 87
I'm Bored.

By rhonnie69

"ME TOO."
"WHAT DO WE DO NOW?"
"SEARCH ME."


Chapter 88
Good News.

By rhonnie69

"My boyfriend lives far away.
Just letting him know that I'm still me."

"He likes that. It makes him happy."

"ME TOO."


Chapter 89
I Wish You Were Here.

By rhonnie69

"I'm alone in a crowd.
In a swarming shroud.

I'M DAYDREAMING.

Many people are near.
But they all disappear,
From view.

MY EYES WANT TO SEE ONLY YOU."


Chapter 90
I've Got You On My Mind.

By rhonnie69

"A NOTE TO MY DEAR LADY...MY LIFE...FUTURE WIFE."

"Your love for me woke me up this morning.
Oh! Heart Of My Heart!
"Thank you for your kind words that you put in...

"FOR ME."

"We know that God heard you."


Chapter 91
Love.

By rhonnie69

Everyone has a part to play.
We're ready, We're willing,
To go all the way."


Chapter 92
Why Did A Goose Cross The Road?

By rhonnie69

"She was on her way to Colonel gander's."
Colonel gander's?"

"Yeah.To get a $5.00 fill up."

"You mean, Colonel Sanders."

"Nope. Colonel gander's.
After the way colonel Served the chicken,
Mrs. goose decided to deal with hubby."


Chapter 93
Come. I'll Take You There.

By rhonnie69

"Where do we go when we wanna go somewhere.
And it's gotta be good, and it's gotta be a lot,
And we've got plenty time."


Chapter 94
Dream Come True.

By rhonnie69

"Sooner Or Later."



Chapter 95
In The Park.

By rhonnie69

"Step by Step."
"Walk with me. Talk with me."
"I want you close to me...right by my side."

"Let's talk about You and me."


Chapter 96
I Do Believe. Your Name Is Eve.

By rhonnie69

"Your bike is pink. My bike is blue.
"You like my bike...I like yours too."




Author Notes "MAGNET!"







Chapter 97
Her Name's Sake.

By rhonnie69

"Her breath drives the movement,
In the conduct of my boughs."

"Her rain is wholesome, and nourishing,
For my roots."

"QUIET STORM."


Chapter 98
Go Up To Beddy-bye.

By rhonnie69

I know
that
while I'm away
Those
pesky mice
are
gonna' play
But
Jeez
I'm sleepy
It's
Time
I hit
The hay

SEE YA'



Chapter 99
I Stand for Jesus.

By rhonnie69

If I suffer
because
I am a Christian
I shall not be discouraged.

I'll Praise my GOD,
Because I ware His name.

People who are mistreated
For doing good are happy.

Because the Kingdom
Of heaven
Belongs to them.

I SERVE MY LORD WITH GLADNESS.

Author Notes SEE: first Peter chapter: 4 @ verse 16.
SEE: MATTHEW chapter: 5 @ verses 10 through 12.


Chapter 100
Me.

By rhonnie69

I love you no matter what.
Okay.....
I lost my head;

but

In The Process....
I found my heart.

Hmmm...I see you've gone green...

Go. That's clever. Go green.

BUT

You are not mean.
You are my girlfriend.

You love me back.
Ain't it funny how you
Feel
Shows on your
Face?

When love is burning in your heart.
Smoke gets in those pretty eyes
of yours.

And I can see that.
Through the smoke that's in my eyes.

And remember....my sweet.....

"YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT."


Chapter 101
Zoom!

By rhonnie69

Remember Wiley coyote
Unforgettable...HUH?

If you remember Wiley,
Chances are you remember
The roadrunner.

This interesting bird
makes it's home in the
Southwestern states.

It's called a road runner
Because it does more running
Than flying.

It finds its food on the ground.
It likes to eat large insects.
It will also eat lizards, and even snakes.

It builds its nest close to the ground.
Because it can run so quickly
It feels that it is safe to sleep there.

Good news for Wiley.
NOT.

Actually, this bird is called:
The "GREATER," Road Runner.

It has long fast legs to help
It catch its prey...and to escape
From its enemies.

Sometimes it will fly to escape.
But it needs not to fly very far.

Then it lands upon its feet.
Good news for Wiley.
NOT.

Beep Beep Zoom!

Wiley?

"Drat. Foiled again."

It feels at home in desert lands,
and other dry places
All year long.

Now ya' know.
Gotta' go.
See ya'
Beep Beep
ZOOM!


Chapter 102
You And I Are One

By rhonnie69

"Dear lady don't cry.
Each time you cry so do I.
Better days are nigh."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"BELIEVE OUR GOD."


Chapter 103
Opposites Attract.

By rhonnie69

"Our love feeds on life.
Life is food for our being.
We enhance flavor."

Author Notes "SALT AND PEPPER."


Chapter 104
Twice Nice.

By rhonnie69

Try one get one free
God has been twice nice to me.
Pretty and kitty.

Author Notes "Two Bundles Of Joy...
For This Happy Lucky Boy."


Chapter 105
Melancholy Lady

By rhonnie69

"Hark. My dear ladylove. Listen to our God's words.
Believe every one of them. Trust in Him with all your heart."

"He says to us: "Come unto Me...
All ye that labor...all ye that are heavy laden,"

"I WILL GIVE YOU REST."

"Whoever cometh unto Me...
I WILL IN NO WISE CAST OUT."


Author Notes "It is you Lord...who gives true peace and contentment
To those who depend on You...
Because they put their hope and trust in You.


Chapter 106
Smile

By rhonnie69

"Now...that's the spirit
Mind God's word when you hear it.
It's life...endear it."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Let our God turn your frown upside down.
Don't let your love light fade dim...
smile a smile all the while for Him."


Chapter 107
Go Rhonnie Go.

By rhonnie69

"I'm craving a treat.
Rhonnie get me something sweet.
Short walk up the street."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Girlfriends are the Best Friends...
Boyfriends...are we having fun yet?
She's worth it...GET WET."


Chapter 108
Dreamy Thinking.

By rhonnie69

She knows how I feel.
She cares about how I feel.
She feels what I feel.

Author Notes "BETWEEN US...
THE FEELINGS ARE MUTUAL."


Chapter 109
Two Can Make It Last.

By rhonnie69

"Mountains may cease to exist.
The North Atlantic Ocean may disappear."

"But my love for you will never end.
My promise of peace won't ever die."

"Your heart is yours to give to whosoever you please.
You've given it to God...I have asked of Our God:"

"Dear Lord...may I share her heart with you?
He answered: "I insist."

"Soon I will join you two together...
And give you all that you have missed."

Author Notes "Our God is for us...
Who can stand against us?"

"What God has joined together...
Let no one put asunder."


Chapter 110
Bet Ya Glad Ya Can't Catch Us.

By rhonnie69

"Since it's Christmas we've decided to be nice.
Merry Christmas from us pesky mice."

"HOW"S THAT...PUDDY TAT?"


Chapter 111
But Practice Makes Me Better.

By rhonnie69

I will beat Venus.
A few more, Happy Birthdays.
And lots of veggies.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.


Chapter 112
Terse Verse.

By rhonnie69

"You are part of every thought that I think each day."


Chapter 113
What Goes Around...Comes Around.

By rhonnie69

"Here we go again.
I Still Have Eyes For You, Friend.
That will never end."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Our love for each other is like a circle...360 degrees. t's path tends to curve a bit...but it always curves it's way right back in line...thus...the end becomes the beginning. THEREFORE...IT NEVER ENDS...WE'RE ETERNAL FRIENDS. Isn't that...WONDERFUL?"
Oh yeah...:Let's Go Green." I did...it gave me something to smile about. (smile)


Chapter 114
Please Don't Wait For Me.

By rhonnie69

"Missing you will smart.
We are an ocean apart.
Woe...that breaks my heart."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5

"My dear lady...let us count all of all joy,
Resting assured that the testing of our faith begets patience."

"Therefore we'll let patience have it's fulfilled work.
That we may be perfectly complete...lacking nothing."



Chapter 115
Weeeeeee!

By rhonnie69

"Racing through the snow.
Curving swerving to and fro.
Down thrill hill we go."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Teddy and Eddie...that's me
We're as happy as we can be...
Because we've found the perfect tree.
Twee-dle-dum and Twee-dle-dee."


Chapter 116
Not even my mouse.

By rhonnie69

My name is Rosie.
Me and my pets are cozy
It's heavenly peace.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

Even Mom and Dad are asleep.
Peace on earth...good will...AMEN.


Chapter 117
Emanuel.

By rhonnie69

"I am not alone.
I'm on the path to your heart.
Nothing can stop me."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"I trust that your heart is on fire.
May the flame of your love burn higher."

"I don't need to say...it's the norm.
I do need your love...to keep me warm."


Chapter 118
You Are My Lady.

By rhonnie69

"I am human male.
We're not at all different.
You're human female."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"You were created comparable to me.
We're both human beings.
Therefore we are one and the same."


Chapter 119
Together

By rhonnie69

"It is amazing,
what we can do together,
gliding side by side."


Chapter 120
Heart Of My Heart.

By rhonnie69

"My girlfriend is my best friend.
She always gives me what's good for me."

"Thanks, Honey."


Chapter 121
Ask Any Female.

By rhonnie69

"America runs on spry females."

Author Notes "MOMMA SAID."


Chapter 122
Shhhhh.

By rhonnie69

"Ooooou...look look lookie.
Oreo cookie."

"Yeah...but look look at that.
injurious puddy tat."

"Awwwwe Drat,"

Author Notes "WHEN THE CAT'S ASLEEP."


Chapter 123
My Snow Girl

By rhonnie69

it's so nice to know...
That my girlfriend loves the snow.
Float snow flakes...grow...flow.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Way ta go.
Frolicking in the snow...
This snowgirl was built to glow."

"CUTIE PIE."


Chapter 124
Snow Job

By rhonnie69

Translocating crystallized water vapors,
from the anterior promenades of local domiciles.

Author Notes "SHOVELING SNOW."


Chapter 125
Yes. Lots of fun in store.

By rhonnie69

"Snow poem rhyming.
Winter's eve...perfect timing.
Brisk fun on the run."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Welcome downy snowfall.
I'm with you. WHAT A BALL...for us all."


Chapter 126
I Think I Love You.

By rhonnie69

"You exist in every thought I think each day.
Every since I met you my life has been that way."

"Your name is in every phrase my heart say.
You're all that I've got...and that's okay."

"I want the world to know...that's why I announce,
I put you up front...it's what's up front that counts."

"In our golden years...when we're both older,
I'll still be there...just look over your shoulder."

"HONEY."

Author Notes "You wonder what you have done...
that has made such an enchanting impact on my life.
It's nothing you have done."

"IT IS WHO YOU ARE."


Chapter 127
I Mean...I thought I saw...?

By rhonnie69

"WHOA! Run that by me again?"

Author Notes "Intrusion Of Optical Illusion...WOW!"


Chapter 128
Genesis Chapter 1: 24 & 25

By rhonnie69

Born to love my pets
That is why my whole life gets.
Mindful of my pets.

Author Notes "Our God created our animals before He created Us.
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY?"


Chapter 129
Every Girl. Every Boy.

By rhonnie69

Ring our bell...say..."Trick or treat."
We'll give you something yummy to eat.

Although I'm pale and my sister is green
We're friendly witches...we're kind not mean.

We wish everybody a...HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

So come on to our house...to our house come on.
You'll see spiders, webs, Bats, a black cat...

And I let our buddy, "JACK," borrow my hat...Hee Hee.

So every mother's child...be here on the scene...
Say, "TRICK or TREAT." And have a, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN."

Author Notes "Hi...We are happy kids just like you.
Yep...we have parents too."


Chapter 130
Run For Your Life.

By rhonnie69

It's first come first serve.
First in gets what you deserve.
Your life to conserve.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"In the long run?
NO.
In the strong run."


Chapter 131
Who's The Weirdest Of Us All?

By rhonnie69

My shadow did crawl,
Across the wall at the mall...
My Pet's shade Stood Tall.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.
"Or Is It Alive?"


Chapter 132
I'm Naming Her Pearl.

By rhonnie69

Today I am three.
A happy birthday for me.
I got a puppy.

Author Notes A Live 5-7-5.

"The best gift I've ever had.
Thank you, Mom and Dad."


Chapter 133
As Long As We're Together.

By rhonnie69

"Let's step out to lunch.
So what? It's raining, let it.
Lunch...yes let's get it."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Honey...are we having fun yet?"
"Are we having fun wet?"
"Mmmmm...let it rain.
"Yeah. Raindrops keep fallin' on my red...ha ha."


Chapter 134
Poet's Digest.

By rhonnie69

Each one of you. You're a poet and I know it...
But I've got something wholesome...here I'll show it.

POETRY METRICAL PATTERNS:

(1) Question: "What are the three metrical variations in poetry?"
(a) Answer: "Feet, meter, and rhyme-scheme."

(2) Question: "How can you learn to judge a poem?"
(b) Answer: "By reading it aloud."

(3) Question: "What are the three main types of poetry?"
(c) Answer: "Lyric...Narrative...Dramatic."

(4) Question: "What language has poetry based on an accentual meter?"
(d) Answer: "English."

(5) Question: "How would you explain the melody of a poem?"
(e) Answer: By making subtle variations in the rhythm."

(6) Question: "What can you gain by reading a poem aloud?"
(f) Answer: "Greater Enjoyment."

(7) Question: "Where did the major 14-line poetic form develope?"
(g) Answer: "Italy."

(8) Question: "Why is rhythm important to poetry?"
(h) Answer: "We tend to hear the syllables of a line
in twos or threes. Each of these rhythmic units is called a foot.
In English poetry, the rhythm is based on the natural accents,
that we place on words."

(9) Question: "How does narrative poetry differ from lyric poetry?"
(i) Answer: "In lyric poetry, usually the poem is short, with a song like quality.
The poet expresses his personal reactions to things."
In narrative poetry, the poem is usually long.
The poet suggests a story and its settings and its theme."

(10) Question: "What is dramatic poetry?"
(j) Answer: These poems are fairly long. The poet tells the story from
the character's point of view...also through the character's
actions and speech...etc."

BONUS QUESTION:
"What is the best way to discover a poem's meaning?"

Answer: "Read the poem out loud...and rather slowly.
Read it again...and again. Read it with an open and an alert
mind full of questions about life it self. Be curious about words
that it contains that you don't understand. Look up the meanings of those words."

Author Notes A Taste Of Honey. Just A Little Bit...Just A Taste.


Chapter 135
That's A Tiger At The Tee.

By rhonnie69

"Golf is a challenging game that you've got to have balls to play."


Chapter 136
The Big Little Giant.

By rhonnie69

When Toby got his first bike, everything was perfect.
Well...almost everything.

One thing was wrong. It had training wheels.

Oh! Toby thought. Other kids are gonna laugh and tease.
They'll all say....

"Wee little Toby...cotton candy soft...
afraid to take them training wheels off."

Everyone's gonna speed pass me on two wheeled bikes.
They'll all poke tongues at me as they jet pass me.

They're gonna laugh...and say...

"Little moping Toby can't win a race.
Cause with them training wheels on, he can't keep pace."

One day the kids had a race to the playground.
Toby took a short-cut.

But he was the last to arrive.

""Oh! No! I'm the littlest kid in the whole wide world," he cried.
He lowered his head and left...pushing his four wheeled bike beside him.

On his way home, Toby met a smaller kid than he.
When the kid saw Toby his face lit up like a Christmas tree.

"WOW!" The kid exclaimed. "That's a swell bike ya got there, kid."
Toby drooped his head. "Nah...my bike isn't so big."

"Sure it is," said the kid. "It's bigger than my tricycle. And it's a lot faster.
Will ya teach me how to ride a big bike like yours...PLEASE?"

The kid's request made Toby's face light up.
"WOW! You would ride my bike...huh? Would you really?"

"Yep. And you will be my best friend."
"Ooooookay, best friend," said Toby.
I'll teach ya how to ride a big bike. Hop on."

"OH! I'm sooo happy," said the little kid.
Today I rode the biggest and the fastest bike in the whole wide world."

"I'm happy too," said Toby. "My bike made somebody happy.
Who cares what others say about my bike?"

"My bike kept my friend up while he was riding it.
It didn't let him fall."

"MY BIKE IS TOPS...BABY WHEELS AND ALL."

Author Notes "Ya can say what ya like....I love my bike."


Chapter 137
Color It Puppy Love.

By rhonnie69

Here we can all see...
A true animal lover.
Close as she can be.


Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"God made the beast of the earth according to its kind...
cattle according to its kind, and everything that creeps on earth...
according to its kind. And God saw that it was good.
GENESIS chapter 1: at verses 24 & 25."


Chapter 138
Now I can See.

By rhonnie69

"Life for me was dark...I couldn't see...
You provided light...with your care for me."

"You are certainly...my best friend...
And that's how it gonna be...and never end."

Author Notes "Me and you. One not two."


Chapter 139
Sometimes Girls Are Right.

By rhonnie69

"STOP! IN THE NAME OF ME."
"Why? Who on Halloween night do you be?"
"I am a ma'am-pire she."

"A ma'am-pire?"
"Yes. A girl vampire."

"Ah-ha-ha-ha...a ma'am-pire...
And what are you doing with an empty flask?"
"For a little of your blood, sir...I humbly ask."

"Oh No! Don't you even try it...
if you had a million bucks...you couldn't buy it."
"Well...I guess I'll have to take it."

"Ah-ha-ha-ha...a girl...take some blood from me...
This my dear, ma'am-pire...I've gotta see."

"Ok, Sir...if that's how it's gotta be."

LUNGE! LEAP! SEIZE! BITE!

"OW! My dear lady ma'am-pire...
Looks like you were right."


Chapter 140
Capital Pun....

By rhonnie69

"What's In Your Wallet?"

Author Notes "CAPITAL PUN."

"If you happen to be spooked by my frolicsome pun,
Cover your assets...RUN!"


Chapter 141
Four Puddy TaTs.

By rhonnie69

"As soft as cotton.
To cute to be forgotten
They are spoiled rotten."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5-

"Folks don't take satisfactory note of us...so guess what...
We'll go down to the kennel...and kick dawggie butt."

"We've imagined that will come as surprise...
It'll raise some brows and open some eyes."


Chapter 142
Bow Wow Meow.

By rhonnie69

"Hey...you smell like a dog...your not a cat...you're not my mommy."
"And you smell like a kitten...your not a puppy...you're not my son."

"Well...we'll get over it. Let's get along together anyway."
"Yeah...God wants us to choose a love bond between us."

"YES...LET'S DO IT."


Chapter 143
Creeping Beauty.

By rhonnie69

"Guys...this shouldn't come as surprise.
Her beauty is just her disguise

"It's not wise for you to desire...
an appealing ma'am-pire."

"If you see her she might invite...
you out for a bite."

"Be sure to tell her NO!...
Don't go, brother man...DON'T GO."

"Or you'll be....Sorryeeeeeeee."



Chapter 144
I Say She's A Wow Girl...WoW!

By rhonnie69

"Would ya like to dance with this fox?
Put a nickle in the jukebox.
Play a tune that really rocks."

Author Notes "The very best...of the mild mild west."


Chapter 145
I'm In The Mood For Love.

By rhonnie69

Hi there, Mr. Mr. Golly gee I must say.....
You're looking kind of sweet today.
If you would like to rub your beard on my cheek...
Yes, Sir you certainly may....make that...right away.
hee hee."

Author Notes "Oooooou - Weeeee....I feel so freeeee!"


Chapter 146
Yeah, You Know Me.

By rhonnie69

"I am a prevaricating liar.
That's what I do."

"You know me...
I know you."

"You're not like me, you don't lie.
You're not a prevaricator such as I."

"I'm Satan the devil as you can see.
If you tell lies you belong to me."

"Just remember...the lies people tell...
They'e gonna go...straight to.....well..."

"So...lest you come with me and fry...
Tell the truth...don't you lie."

"Remember...If you're a liar you belong to me.
So tell the truth...it'll set you free."

Author Notes "JESUS IS THE TRUTH.
HE WHO JESUS SETS FREE IS FREE INDEED."


Chapter 147
The Sweeter The Juice.

By rhonnie69

"The black berry is in fact...a fruit.
It changes three different colors during growth from it's root."

"In it's earliest stage it's color is all green...
soon it's tiny green beads turning red can be seen."

"Slowly day by day, the baby berry turns all red...
while it bask in the sunshine from it's leafy green bed."

"Summer breeze blows as the red berry grows...
How many will flourish? Nobody knows."

"Sprinkle tinkle from a rain-cloud shower,
rain for a minute...maybe an hour."

"Rain drops stops...the sun comes back...
Lo! Behold! See our berry... it's black."

"This means that our berry is ripe.
You're welcome. Come share in the hype."

"YES...You certainly should,
Delightfully delicious."

"Mmmmmmm Good!


Chapter 148
Smell The Coffee.

By rhonnie69

"Have your breakfast here.
I HOP right on your order.
Coffee's freshly perked."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

QUESTION:
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?'

ANSWER:
A CANOE WILL TIP."

"My Tips Are My Salary.
THANK YOU."


Chapter 149
Our Toast.

By rhonnie69

"Dinner at your place.
By candle light we shall eat...
Sipping fine wine sweet."

Author Notes ALIVE 5-7-5.

Me And You...
Dining and Wining.


Chapter 150
I'm Everyplace.

By rhonnie69

"Pardon me lady.
But are you looking for me...
Or red eyes you see?"

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Don't forget to remember.
Your problem is not always out there only."


Chapter 151
Ahhhh...So There You Are...

By rhonnie69

"Sorry to up set you.
Here I come to get you."



Chapter 152
Take Care...Better Beware.

By rhonnie69

"At Times Satan Can Look Good."

Author Notes "LUCIFER.....
I am blind. I can not see. Your pretty evil...can't capture me."
A wisely cautious poet said: "THINK TWICE...Wait...You Might End Up As Bait."


Chapter 153
The Lizard Of Gauze.

By rhonnie69

"If you are naive and gullible like me,
you're just as anxious as you can be."

"To hear me lie about the lizard of gauze,
why not? You fell for the wizard of oz."

"Broom kitty up there...she ain't worth my mention.
She's just there to catch your attention."

"Leo, Rusty, Dot, and me,
we're off to visit that castle you see."

"Because because because because because...
We're off to see the thunderful lizard of gauze."

"Word has it that the lizard is as mean as a wet cat.
But we courageous rats ain't worried 'bout that."

"Mostly what the lizard does is really gory tragic.
Don't say we told ya...but the lizard has secret magic."

"If you visit him and beg and plead,
He just might give you what you need."

"It wasn't that we were really needy...
Fact about it is...all of us were greedy."

"Leo wants a free Cleo...he says he's lonely.
Rusty wants a lube-job...and an oil well for him only."

"Dot wants a lot...and that without delay,
I want a hide...I'm tired of being hay."

"We're gonna raid that castle...with egoistic cause."
Because because because because because...
We're off to see the lizard...the thunderful lizard of gauze."

"Well...you guessed right. That castle is haunted.
But yet and still...we all got what we wanted."

"I said we got what we wanted...not what we went there for.
And what we really wanted left our butts plumb sore."

"And now we're up here in the by and by.
Roasting our buns, in that castle in the sky.
We all here in heaven even though we all lie."

"OH!...eh...By the way...would heaven by any chance have,stalagmites?"
Might there be any stalactites?"

"There's so many...plenty to see.
Hey...I'm just thinking...maybe this might be...."


Author Notes "YO. DON'T LOCK YOURSELF UP... 'CAUSE YA LIE LIKE ME.
THE TRUTH, MY FRIEND WILL SET YOU FREE."


Chapter 154
Woman Man

By rhonnie69

We are different.
That works out in our favor.
opposites attract.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Thank You For Being My Me."


Chapter 155
Kiss Bliss.

By rhonnie69

I Belong To You.
I Thank You For Loving Me.
You Belong To Me.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Thank you miss...for your loving kiss.
Two love-birds...you and me...
Kiss, Bliss, Rhapsody."


Chapter 156
I'm A Humble Bee.

By rhonnie69

"Girl, Girl, Girl.
You know how this boy feels about you."

"Sooo...Ya wanna play hearts.
Ooooookay. I wanna play too...with you."

"You are the honey...I am the bee."
That's the whole love story...

YOU AND ME."


Author Notes Honey...we're playing hearts...I know that you're gonna win.
But that's why I'm playing...That's why I'm in.


Chapter 157
Oooou...Adults...Look At Yooou.

By rhonnie69

"DON'T BELIEVE ME?
YEP...I'M NINETY-THREE."

"Don't sit there looking at me like you've seen a ghost...and thinking...
I'm a PHONY... and full of BALONEY...and that I'm just a baby-faced LIAR."

"Yeah...it's me...I'm ninety-three...
Why turn up your lips in disbelieving me?"

"You're just mad at me...cause I'm ninety-three,
And I look younger than you must be."

That makes you stare at me...and doubt..
Jealous Huh? Well...eat your heart out."

"AIN'T TRYIN' TA BE YA.... SEE YA."

Author Notes "This is a truth that nobody can dispute...
I'm ninety-three days old....and cuter than cute."

"Now you have an clear picture of me.
And by the way...my name is... "SWEET PEA."


Chapter 158
Valentina

By rhonnie69

"Dancing prancing rose
Twinkle toes in tu tu clothes.
Round and round she goes."



Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Today the sun refused to shine.
Today I'm making my debut...I'm fine.

Today this spirit of mine,
Glows brighter than the sunshine.

You're all gonna know me real soon...
And that's the name of that tune."


Chapter 159
No Limit.

By rhonnie69

"Scholar You've Done Great.
Time For You To Graduate.
Let's all Celebrate."


Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"A DAY TO REMEMBER.
BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN HAND....
ALUMNA SUPER GRAND."


Chapter 160
Playing With Mom Ain't Fun.

By rhonnie69

"What does mother know?
Can she show me how to grow?
Veggies for lunch...NO."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

Mom treats me like I was born yesterday.
According to my birth certificate,
I was born twelve years before that."


Chapter 161
Me Honey.

By rhonnie69

"U.R.Y.I
Am a chirping romantic."

"U.R.Y.I
Will swim the North Atlantic."

"U.R.Y.I
Get carried away at times."

"U.R.Y.I
Write sweet emotional rhymes."

"U.R.Y.I
Toss and turn in my bed."

"U.R.Y.I
Have tweets in my head."

"U.R.Y.I
Am bewildered....lost in a dream."

"U.R.Y.I
Am your admirer...to the utmost extreme."

"U.R.Y.I
Will keep our love, I'll never quit.
I won't give up...I'll fight for it."

"U.R.Y.I
Will love you for the rest of my LIFE."

"You said to me...'DON'T GIVE UP.'
So I'll make you my wife."

Author Notes "U.R.Y.I
Will Forever Be Your Guy."


Chapter 162
Sweet Pea.

By rhonnie69

SWEET PEA.

"YEP....THAT'S ME...FRONT AND CENTER.

I know, I know...I look like a green pea.
But I like being called sweet...something kids would like to eat.

As you can see...I look like a veggie.
My smile gives my face a wedgie.

My buckteeth make me look funny.
Sort of like Bugs Bunny.

For real I'm an annual climbing plant.
I have sweet-scented flowers.

Why do I mention flowers?
Because the garden of EDEN is a flower garden.

CHECK OUT THIS ACROSTIC.

Every
Denomination.
Every
Nation.

Pretty cool...huh?

Now look up...at the picture of me and my family.

Yep...now you see...right? You see God's flower garden.
THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

JUST LOOK AT GOD'S FLOWERS AND LOVE THEM.
YOU'RE IN THERE, SISTER / BROTHER.

WE"RE ALL SWEET PEAS FROM THE SAME POD.
THANKS TO JESUS CHRIST...OUR GOD."

Author Notes COMPARE:

"PSALMS chapter 100: at verse #3."


Chapter 163
Don't Run, Son.

By rhonnie69

"You're my baby's dad.
It's Healthy, You Should Be Glad.
You lied....that's too bad."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"YOU'RE A DEAD-BEAT DAD. HIT ME AND QUIT ME...MORALS...BAD.
MONKEY MAN...THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU...I'M WITH THEM....I'M LAUGHING TOO."


Chapter 164
Mickey.

By rhonnie69

No. I'm not a mouse.
I'm a hamster in your house.
Mickey is a mouse.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Hey there pretty kitty...check out my witty ditty.
We can be buddies I suppose.
I went through pricks to get ya this rose.
So cut me some slack for mercy sake.
And spare yourself a belly ache."

"DON"T EAT ME....
Or you'll be...SORRYeeeeeee."



Chapter 165
On Your Own.

By rhonnie69

"YOU ARE NOT ALONE."

"When you take your daily walk...
I'LL WALK BESIDE YOU."

"When you pass through the waters...
I'LL PASS THROUGH WITH YOU."

"When you cross the mountains.
I will not let you fall...
I'LL CROSS WITH YOU."

"When you walk through fire...
I won't let you be burned,
I'LL EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES."

"I AM, JESUS, YOUR LORD-GOD.
You can lean on and depend on, ME."

"I am your forever present help...
In your time of need."

"I AM YOUR WAY, I AM YOUR LIFE.
I LOVE YOU...

AND THAT IS THE TRUTH."





Chapter 166
The Colors Of Our Love.

By rhonnie69

Opposites attract.
That is a natural fact.
We're one that's exact.

Author Notes A Live 5-7-5.

"Honey I love you."


Chapter 167
You Would Be Her Mom.

By rhonnie69

Life's First Problem Solved.
Learn How To Be A good Child.
Get Your mom involved.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Honor your father and your mother...
That your days may be long upon the land,
Which the Lord your God is giving you."


Chapter 168
I'm Outstanding Gentle And Mild.

By rhonnie69

"In my blue heaven.
I can create a blue sky.
My spirit can fly."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"You use to be a kid...just like me.
You know all about fantasy."

"Don't Waste it...Tasre it...like you should...
You're my age again...Mmm...Mmm...GOOD."


Chapter 169
Lotta Fools Didn't...They Died.

By rhonnie69

They smile in your face.
Really they are saying grace
They are snack grabbers.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.


Chapter 170
What Was Wrong I Couldn't Tell.

By rhonnie69

"We went to the vet.
I was glad as I could get.
The vet healed my pet."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"The cat in my illustration looks like my best friend's cat that passed away.
While I was feeling sad about her cat...my spirit dreamed up my poem. I wish that her
cat is still alive...so I'm saying that he is in my daydream about him."


Chapter 171
Quite.

By rhonnie69

Listen to my story 'bout a sassy pirate boater.
Musing and cruising in her tough-titty floater.

Her sails are all fake...she's got a secret motor.
She claims to be a swash-buckling musket toter.

YO HO HO...AND A BOTTLE OF SODA.



Author Notes "I was trying to write a thrilling pirate story. My protagonist don't have a peg-leg or a black beard. But you've gotta admit...Girlfriend has the cutest face...So....."


Chapter 172
They Sell It At The Store.

By rhonnie69

"The Bible Is Right.
The Harvest Is Plentiful,
Laborers are few.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"To make this reality plain.
The government is legalizing Mary Jane.
The government gets the gain."

"Are they doing that to try and gain wealth?"
"Heck no. They're doing it because it good for your health."

"You know what they say. A blunt a day....keeps the doctor away."

"YEAH, RIGHT.....
DON'T BITE."


Chapter 173
You Sting Me.

By rhonnie69

You're my Honey Bee.
My Heart Sings With Rhapsody,
Because You sting Me.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"He Who Picks A Rose Must Accept The Thorns That It Bears."

"OW!"


Chapter 174
I Know You Can Dance, Honey.

By rhonnie69

Once upon a dream...
I saw my girlfriend dancing.
She enchanted me.


Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"AMI IS A FRENCH NAME...IT MEANS: BELOVED FRIEND."


Chapter 175
What's Cookin'.

By rhonnie69

"Being a babe sucks.
Adults don't share what they eat.
Stuff like bread and meat."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

Lucky for me...I'm a boy. While they're changing me.
I, "AIM," to get even.


Chapter 176
Thrill Hill

By rhonnie69

We Don't Have To Climb.
There's A thrill Upon This Hill.
That Flows Down To Us.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.


Chapter 177
Protector

By rhonnie69

I saw your gramma.
Crossing she made a bus stop.
Screeeech! Made my heart drop.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Your gramma crept home that day.
THANK YOU, JESUS."


Chapter 178
Yeah. You Know Me.

By rhonnie69

"You've seen me before.
Walking on a rainy day,
Coming from the store."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Mom's name is, Mrs. Morton.
Oooups...I spilled all Mom's salt that day...Remember?"

MOM CERTAINLY REMEMBERS."


Chapter 179
Superwoman

By rhonnie69

She Knew how to sow.
She guided you to and fro.
Up, down, all around.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.


Chapter 180
My God Given Woman Is My All.

By rhonnie69

"Word has it that the quickest and easiest way,
to a man's heart is through his stomach."

"I say that the quickest and easiest way,
to my heart is through my woman's heart."

"My woman is my helper.
She's doing her part well."

"She doesn't let me go hungry.
Thanks to her, her heart has my heart well fed."

24-7...365. Her love for me is, "ALIVE."

"THANKS HONEY. I LOVE YOU TOO."


Chapter 181
She Loves Me.

By rhonnie69

I'm Feeling Just Fine.
My Girlfriend Has Petals Nine.
That Means She Is Mine.

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Count My Girlfriend's Petals. When The Tally Settles....
SHE LOVES ME."


Chapter 182
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

By rhonnie69

"Guys...Duck Out Of Sight.
The Girls Said:.. "I Wanna Fight."
Who Said Girls Don't Bite?"

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Word has it that this is a man's world.
But what will it be, if we let the girls...????
And then...try to fathom what's gonna happen...
When Hillary runs again."

"GENTLE-men...YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE....DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
"YES MA'AM."






Chapter 183
Carnal Fisherman.

By rhonnie69

"Fishing and wishing?
So your trying to hook me.
Stop wasting Your Time."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Fat chance you'll see Pegasus, or maybe a unicorn.
But You'll Never See A Mermaid."


Chapter 184
I Will Follow You....Forward.

By rhonnie69

"SOMETIMES HER TEACHING GETS A LITTLE HOT TO LEARN!"

"Which may make it seem like I'm trying not to learn.
I admit...I've got a lot to learn."

"TEACH ME, HONEY, 'TIL YA REACH ME."

"From the A-B-C's....To the X-Y-Z's
I really wanna learn...So patience please.
Men don't know much about the birds and the bees."

"TEACH ME, HONEY, 'TIL YA REACH ME."

"I LOVE RIBS."

"Prime ribs, short ribs, beef ribs, pork ribs, baby-back ribs;
But none can compare with my own,
I love my rib down to the bone."

"My favorite rib is she.
The one God extracted from me."

"She's my God given blessing treat.
TO HELP ME THROUGH THE MUNDANE HEAT."

Author Notes "LIFE...WELL...YA GOTTA ADMIT...MY EVE FIGURES IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
MIGHT AS WELL BE IN MY LIFE....THANKS GOD."


Chapter 185
I'm Glad I Met You.

By rhonnie69

"I Met You And You Met Me.
Now We Don't Have To Be Alone Any More."

Author Notes A 7-11 Poem Has Two lines.
First line...seven syllables.
Second Line... eleven syllables.


Chapter 186
My Treat For...My Sweet.

By rhonnie69

"Share
Show Your Best Friend That You,
Care."

Author Notes A POEM.
"My try for fun...at a 1-6-1."


Chapter 187
She's The Smartest Kid Around.

By rhonnie69

First day of school.
In route to first period.

Skye is in a hurry.
She is never late.

She's off to see her teacher right now,
Where she'll cooperate.

******
"YO! SKYE!
Wait up. I'm gonna Hang Out With You.
Do the things that you do. So I can be smart too."

Ya gotta make haste to keep her pace,
She'll leave you if you're slow.

"I think that I shall follow Skye,
Everyplace she go.

Let's follow Skye back to school,
Let's not poke around, let's run.

And be the first in our classrooms
to have some...CAPITAL FUN.

"WHAT'S IN YOUR BOOK BAG?"

Author Notes In a lively musical tone....
A-sharp....

"GOOD MORNING GIRLS AND BOYS."
"GOOD MORNING TEACHER."

"How would you sweeties like to choose what we do first."
"Oooooooo....may we?"

F-flat.
"NO."


Chapter 188
So Can You And I.

By rhonnie69

"WOW!
Look up!
Come Let's Run....
Clouds Are Falling
And So Is The Sun.
Let's try And We'll Catch It.
Tons Of Fun For Everyone."

Author Notes This Is A; 1-2-3-4-5-6-7. Poem...for children of all ages.
It has seven lines.
Line number one has one syllable...line number two has two syllables.
Line number three, three syllables...and so forth...up to the seventh line which has seven syllables. You might like to try it...it's fun.


Chapter 189
You're At The Sugar Girl Show.

By rhonnie69

"Get Up Off Your Seats.
I'm The Cute Girl With The Treats.
Come And Taste My Sweets."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5.

"Fellas With A Sweet Tooth.
I knew Ya Were Comin'....
So I Baked Some Cake."


Chapter 190
Boys Are Made For Girls.

By rhonnie69

"EMILY....
Today...I've got a surprise for you.
We'll do the me down on one knee thing, Tomorrow Day...
CROSS MY FINGERS. OKAY?"

"You mean cross your HEART, don't you, Cory?"
"Dad didn't tell me how to answer that one."

"What DID, your dad tell you, silly boy?"
"He told me to never try to out smart you."

"I'll bet your mom told him to tell you that."
"WOW. She did. How'd you know that?"

"Same way I know that you're using flowers
As an excuse to hide your fingers....but...
I'll take them anyway...give them here, Cory...
And...Thank You."

"Oh.... Okay, here. Take them. They're all yours, Emily."
"Hey...wait a sec. Aren't these flowers from Mom's flower garden?"

"Well...ehh...yeah...Sort of."

"Ooooooooooo! BOYS!"

"Do you still like me, Emily?"

"I'll answer that tomorrow day, when you ask me
Your down on one knee question."

"You will, Emily?
"YES, Cory."


Chapter 191
While You Watch The Kid Die.

By rhonnie69

"Hey, Plumb Dumb...don't ya think ya
should tell ya kid that a T-rex
is about to gobble him down?"

"Nah. I wouldn't wanna make the kid panic."

"Well don't ya think ya should tell him the truth...
even though it might make him a little uncomfortable?"

"Nah. we ain't gotta take the rex seriously...
I'll just ignore him...he'll go away."


Chapter 192
Body Mask For Our Tomorrow.

By rhonnie69

"People Don't Catch The Bug.
The Bug Catches People."

"JUST YOU THINK ABOUT THAT."

"Nevertheless...cover your face,
And your butt too."

"WEAR YOUR FACE MASK!"

Author Notes "YOUR FACE MASK...
WEAR TO SHOW THAT YOU CARE."


Chapter 193
Because That Charlatan Lied.

By rhonnie69

"You listen to and believe your fork
tongued President."

"You might as well listen to and believe..."

"ME."

"Your toxic resident."

"You know me. I need no introduction.
I'm who I am... your mass destruction."

"Don't act like you don't know who I mean
I'm your president's joke...I'm Covid19"

"He tells you that I'm a hoax.
Gullible, naive, you suck up his jokes."

"Ignore Corona he says...It'll go away.
But I'm growing stronger everyday."

"There is one way to rid yourselves of me.
Go with Joe..and rid yourselves of Donald T."

Author Notes "Oh...eh...By the way.
I'm not a Democrat.
I'm not a Republican.

"I AM COVID19...CORONAVIRUS."


Chapter 194
Oh Say Can You See?

By rhonnie69

"My fellow Americans."

"YES."

"It's me...KAMALA."

"This is a matter of life or death."

"Let us use a bit more, "

"COMMON SENSE..."

"Than....well...we all know...who..."

"HIM."

Author Notes "Wear your mask."

"Keep your face out of
other people's face."

"REMEMBER"

"People Don't Catch The Virus.
The Virus Catches People."


Chapter 195
Joe Biden

By rhonnie69

"We've put up with the bull...
For the last four years."

"Why tolerate more?
Why shed more tears?"

"We can put an end...
To the bull's mess."

"Let us sidestep the bull...
With elusive finesse."

"OLaaaaaaaaay."


Chapter 196
Indubitably, My Fair Lady.

By rhonnie69

"Absitively and Posilutely...

YES."

"Are you sure you've said that right, Rhonnie?"

"QUITE."


Chapter 197
Bye Bye Fly Guy.

By rhonnie69

"IT'S JUST THIS SIMPLE."

"Even if we were born yesterday."

"We don't have to be able to solve rocket science equations...
or possess Einstein's knowledge to be able to discern
the premise of this picture."

"SWATTER."

"She's got hers...now you get yours."

"They're going fast. Get yours while they last."

"Let's meet and greet her at the polls."

"LET US VOTE."

"While selecting your pick...
Remember...THE KING IS SICK."

"Because of his jokes...
About the Corona Virus hoax."

"When you cast your ballot...
Vote with sensible thinking."

"WHY CLIMB ABOARD A BOAT THAT'S SINKING?"

"THE KING IS SICK."

"In his behind...and in his mind."

Author Notes "LET US BUILD OUR COUNTRY BACK BETTER.
HERE'S HOW WE DO IT...IN CASE YOU DON"T KNOW."

"JUST ASK KAMALA...AND HER PARTNER, JOE."


Chapter 198
Gunslingers! Hold Your Fire!

By rhonnie69

"HEY...SHOOTERS...
I SURRENDER."

"I wouldn't shoot me if I were you.
That would make Mom and Dad cry."

"PLUS"

"I got a ton of homework to do...AND...
I gotta go back to school tomorrow."

"PLUS."

"I would be more than thrilled...
To share with you what I'm learning in school."

"A filler for that hollow between your ears."

"PLUS."

"IT'S A TON OF FUN."

Author Notes "THERE IS NO EXCEPTION TO THE RULE...
WITTY CONCEPTION...SCHOOL IS COOL."


Chapter 199
He Knows That I'm Awake.

By rhonnie69

"He knows that he has...
My egg roll to take."

"I can't trick him none.
My puppy is so much fun.
I hope you got one."

"His name is Puppy Toes.
Each day my puppy dog grows.
Where he's gonna stop..."

"NOBODY KNOWS."


Chapter 200
Dimples Galore...Biggrin.

By rhonnie69

"eeny meeny miny moe.
This time we will vote for Joe.
The Bozo has got to go."

Author Notes A 7-7-7. poem.


Chapter 201
...That's Life.

By rhonnie69

"Rhonnie, hey. What do you say?
What is another most ridiculous use of a cliche?"

I say another ridiculous use of a cliche,
Is that hackneyed one that people say...

"AT THE END OF THE DAY."

"To me I say, this cliche...

Appears this way."

"AT THE END OF THE DAY."


Chapter 202
Did Ya Get Ya Tee Shirt??

By rhonnie69

"BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN
PHILADELPHIA."

Author Notes "EXTRA!!...EXTRA!!...READ ALL ABOUT IT!!
TEE SHIRTS ARE GOING FAST!!...GET YOURS NOW!!
HE'S...Donald .J. Trump...and he approve this report."


Chapter 203
The Joker Is Wild.

By rhonnie69

AMERICA...This is your Comprehensive Presidential Debate Dictionary.
DEFINITIONS: According to the dictionary.

JOKER: "A person who jokes...and is laughed at rather than taken seriously."

JOKE: "A ludicrous game."

LUDICROUS: "Amusingly absurd; ridiculous...comical."

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Donald: "World power???" (in the dictionary) not in reality.

Trump: "in cards; Any playing card of a suit that. FOR THE TIME, outranks the other suits,
such a card being able to take any card of another suit...FOR THE TIME."

TRUMP UP: "To devise deceitfully or dishonestly."

TRUMPERY: "Something without use, or value. worthless nonsense."

AMERICA...the joker is joking, (lying) again. His lies have killed thousands of us Americans.
He's trying to joke us for another four years...and murder thousands more of us.

Donald...world power??? PAH-LEESE...!!

WE THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA...UNITED...WE ARE WORLD POWER.

How on earth did that joker ever get mixed up in our business???

AMERICA...Let us thank our God for sending, JOE and KAMALA to our rescue.

Free at last. Free at last. We thank our God almighty...we're free at last."

"AMERICA...WHILE WE'RE DECIDIN'...LET'S VOTE FOR HARRIS AND BIDEN."

Author Notes "Of YOU, DONALD TRUMP...WE ARE TIRED.

HIT THE ROAD...YOU ARE FIRED.

SEE YA LATER, PERPETRATOR."


Chapter 204
Don't Smoke.

By rhonnie69

"Hello everybody...My name is...ooups...never mind.
I am a pre-teen. Mom got bent all out of shape...
When she caught me smoking."

"She said you listen to me, little girl...and I'm not joking."

"One day two grown-up girls were waiting for the bus at the bus stop.
One of them flicked her bic, and lit up her cigarette."

"The other girl said...Oh please. People smoking make me wheeze.
The other girl was ever so impolite and inconsiderate ."

"Kiss my ash." She replied with a silly smirk. At that she blew a puff of smoke,
In the other girl's face."

"Of course the girl went...Cough Cough Sneeze Sneeze Wheeze Wheeze.
And the impolite hussy went...Laugh Laugh Ha Ha Hee Hee Kee Kee ."

"Finally the bus arrived. They both climbed aboard...and got off at the same stop.
They entered the same building. The impolite smoker was going in for a job interview."

"When she arrived at the employment office there was no one there...so she took a seat.
She hadn't waited very long before her interviewer entered the room from a side door."

"OH!! WOW!! She thought. That's the girl from the bus stop. I hope she don't recognize me.
The interviewer looked at her with a sarcastic grin...and said..."

"Hmmm...You look like you just saw a ghost.
What can I do you for?"

"Well...I..errr...eh...Do you have any jobs available today?"

"We had only one job available today. That's a job kissing ashes.
But that job has been offered to me. Sorry 'bout that. How 'bout you?"

"Well...I...eh... Yeah me too. But I'm..."
"Save it, dearie. We're accepting no comments from the peanut gallery."

"However...if we by chance come across any other jobs kissing ashes...
Trust me, shady lady, you will be the first one that I'll call."

"I know. I know. You're probably saying to yourself.
This poem is a bit too graphic for a pre-teen."

"But...So is smoking...says Mom."

"Between Dad and the heat from his ping-pong paddle...
I could light cigarettes with my bottom."

"With the the proper persuasion from, Daddy, I quit."


Chapter 205
Vote For Me. I'll Set You Free.

By rhonnie69

"DID YA EVER WONDER WHY AN ELEPHANT'S NOSE IS SO LONG.??"

Author Notes "KIND PROMISES...
AN ELEPHANT NEVER REMEMBERS."


Chapter 206
Horror And Thriller.

By rhonnie69

"The republicans are coming!!"
"The republicans are coming!!"

Author Notes "THEY'VE GOT DONALD TRUMP AT THEIR HELM."


Chapter 207
Social Distancing.

By rhonnie69

"Knock Knock."
'who's there?"

"Yodel lady."
"Yodel lady who?"

"Never mind your yodeling, Rhonnie...
You'd better come get me."


Chapter 208
Trump-Pence Make No Sense.

By rhonnie69

"WILD FIRE fate of THE BULL."

"GOOD RIDDANCE."

"SOLUTION to the POLLUTION?"

"WE CAN CONFIDE IN...HARRIS AND BIDEN."







Chapter 209
The Divided States Of America.

By rhonnie69

"Home sweet home??
One nation, under God??
Indivisible??
With liberty and justice for all??"
PAH-LEESE..."


Chapter 210
The Natives.

By rhonnie69

"Be mindful of what you steal.
What you steal to excite ya.
Just might rise up and bite ya."

Author Notes A 7-7-7 poem.

"You're burning up the land...
Where our teepees used to stand."

"Admit it or not...
Ain't it getting sort of hot?"


Chapter 211
Your Dependable Tortoise Express

By rhonnie69

"Faster than a snail
I will deliver your mail.
No. I'll never fail."

Author Notes A LIVE 5-7-5


Chapter 212
Is Joe Biden Our Best Bet?

By rhonnie69

"WHAT'S THIS??? "

"HEY...THIS IS YOU, DONALD.
WHAT'S UP???

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AN ELEPHANT?"

"Well...I tried that but...
Carrying the weight of America,
Is too heavy for an elephant like me."

"Can't hack it huh, Don."

"Nope...but I concocted up a strategic alternative.
I disguised my identity in a way that I hope no one will notice."

"That concoction is like a picture window, Dude...
People can see right through it."

"Oh?... They can?"

"Awe...come on, man...
No one has to tell the cat that Mickey's a mouse."

"Hmmmm...I have not given that much thought."

"You haven't given anything much thought, Donald,
First of all you have to have a brain to think with."

"I know. I know...but I just wanna get four more years with
My fingers dipping in the cookie jar."

"Right...and America will have to put up with four more years of bull."

"Shhhh...America might overhear what you have to say about me."

"You do a lot of running your jaws, broomstick nose.
The entire U.S.A. have heard your fork-tongued prattling."

"Yeah...but those suckers trust me. They believe me.
I Just pacify them by telling them that the Pandemic is a harmless hoax...
And that they don't need to wear face covering.
The gullible idiots are dropping dead like flies...by the hundreds...
While I stuff my pockets with Bengies."
Hee Hee. Yunk Yunk."

"So...you're in it for the people's money.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Donald?"

"HECK NO. My cup runneth over. I even got a cut for my friends."

"How about government funding for the people of color?"

"NAH. NO WAY. We need that money to fund our G.O.P parties."

"What about the hostile protesting?
Looting...shooting...Po-leese brutality. Racial conflict."

"Do Black lives Matter?"

"Well...to be frank...Not really. Not to me."

"Who's going to help the poor, Donald?"

"I'll be damned If I know. Who gives a rat's tail?"

"Then it's every man for himself huh, Mr. president?"

"Well...I know I am."

"WOW...One more question, Bozo.
What are we going to do about the wildfires?"

"Huh...what wildfires? I don't see any wildfires."


Chapter 213
After This Poem Is Read.

By rhonnie69

"WHOA!! "

"HEY!! Red man...
You look like the devil.
Where ya goin' ???
What's ya hurry???
What's up with that gun.???"

"This ain't no gun.
This is my pitchfork."

"Oooo? That ain't what I see. Well...
What's up with the pitchfork, dude?"

"None ya business, rude."

"It is too my business...
How do I know you ain't going to my crib?"

"Is that your invitation?"

"Remind me to laff...
You'd better not be going to my crib."

"Where would you rather I go?"

"As far as I'm concerned...
You can go to hell."

"Oh that's where I'm coming from.
The devil kicked me out.
Told me to come back to the world...

AND RAISE MY OWN HELL."

"Oooooo! So that's what all the shootings
Now-a-days are all about."

"Indubitably, chap, indubitably.
Fact about it...that's not to be doubted."

"Well you ain't getting very far...
'CAUSE NOW WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE."


Chapter 214
Flower Power.

By rhonnie69

"Of all the things that I do today...
Honey, here is your bouquet."

"YOU and ME."

"After all has been said and done...
One plus one united we're one."

"TOGETHER...WE SHALL OVERCOME."

"No...our negative circumstance...
Doesn't even stand a chance."

"Our God want us to know...
About Christians who have died."

"So we will not be sad as others...
Who have no hope inside."

"We believe that Jesus died..."

"And then He rose again.
This our savior did for us...way back when."

"OUR SHEPHERD ROSE TO RAISE HIS SHEEP;
THOSE WITH HIM WHO DIED."

"And to dry away the tears...
Of those who mourned and cried."

"I am extremely happy that I met you.
I shall never forget you."

"I always love to hear you say...
Thank you...for the lovely bouquet."

"So here I am...again today...
To bless you in an advanced way."

"I come from across the North Atlantic ocean...
over the highest Alps' mountain..."

"My lady, please come with me...
to drink from the fountain."

"A small fountain in a garden of flowers.
Where we can go, and be together for hours."

"In a beautiful hotel, in Portofino Italy."

"We'll have ourselves a ball.
Laughing and all."

"Where troubles don't call.
And tears will not fall."

"You and me.
Happy we'll be."

"Joy...Merriment...let us have some.
As long as we stick together..."

"WE SHALL OVERCOME."


Chapter 215
I See You're Crying Too.

By rhonnie69

"Alright. Okay...
So I goofed up royally.
I pooped my pants."

"But, heck...after all...
I'm just a kid."

"AMERICA...
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"


Chapter 216
The Surf.

By rhonnie69

"There's something fishy about the surf now-a-days.
I'm leery. I'm not going in."

"If you decide to go in...

CAUTION."

"WATCH YOUR BACKSIDE....."



Chapter 217
Chicken Of The She.

By rhonnie69

"If ya want us to let ya into the hen house...
ya gotta know the pass word."

The cats found out that the pass word is...
cock-a-doodle-doo.

At first...they grinned like Cheshire cats.

But then to their dismay, all they can say,
is, "meow mew mew."

Hen-rietta says...

"No cock-a-doodle-doo.
No hen for you."


Chapter 218
Lady Imogene.

By rhonnie69

"I've been warned that Imogene is a pain in the neck...
But I am gullible, and I don't give a heck."

"I confess....I'm coo coo for ma'ampires coo coo for ma'ampires...
Coo coo coo coo coo coo.......................I like 'em.!!"


Chapter 219
Dad Said To Me...

By rhonnie69

"Son...sometimes, the anticipation of getting something...
Is better than actually having it."

I said.." Hmmm...
MAYBE NOT, DAD."

Dad went. "Ha ha ha ha ha...."

AS SHE SKIPPED AWAY.





Chapter 220
Olaaaay!!!!

By rhonnie69

"My fellow Americans.
A word to the wise is sufficient."

"Let us consider adopting this motto...
as Our Guiding Principle."

"Fool me once...shame on you.
Fool me twice...shame on me."

"With this motto to shepherd us...
let us...with peaceful grace."

"LOWER THE BOOM ON THE BULL...
FIRE HIM...
AND THAT WILL RID US OF THIS BULL."

"Ask me how I know...and I'll tell you so...
'CAUSE THEN WE WILL HAVE JOE."


Chapter 221
Stormy.

By rhonnie69

"OH WOW!"

"Stormy...I Hope It ain't Something That I Done..."

"HONEY."

"eh...I Gotta Go Now."

Author Notes "Where'd You Get Them Peepers?"


Chapter 222
A Flock In The Bush.

By rhonnie69

"Our issue, is not so much, finding the time...
As appreciating the time that we have."

Author Notes "NO. I am not Confucius.
YES. I am Wisdom."

"Confucius is dead.
I am alive...and well."


Chapter 223
Weird Things.

By rhonnie69

ISAIAS KILLED THE LIGHTS.

That night Zack had nothing better to do...
so he sat in the dark thinking about the boogie man.

He thought It was fun...until an eerie silhouette of a buzzard,
appeared in the darkness.

At first he thought it was his older brother poking jokes.
But the buzzard started talking...and that wasn't his brother.


The buzzard said, "I think I'm gonna eat you, Zack."
Zack said, "Naah. You like dead meat. I ain't dead."

The buzzard snickered and replied..."That can be arranged."
Zack said, "Yo, man...don't start none...there won't be none."

The buzzard said, "What? You don't scare me."
Zack replied, "You don't scare me."

The buzzard said, "I ain't here to scare you. I'm here to eat you."
Zack replied, "You wanna eat me. First you gotta beat me."

That's when a fight broke out.

I'll bet you're wondering who won.
It was Zack who won that stark dark night.

What became of the buzzard?
I told you the best part of story...and remember...

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT.

The cat went directly to hell.

AND THAT STARK DARK NIGHT THE BUZZARD ATE VERY WELL.

FINIS.


Chapter 224
Right Side Up.

By rhonnie69

"Though I have the riches of a mighty king...
Without love I have nothing."

Author Notes HONEY vs MONEY.


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