| Humor Poetry
posted December 25, 2020 |
12 Days of Christmas Parody Contest Entry
A FanStory Christmas
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
On the first day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
a contest that took no brains at all.
On the second day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the third day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the eight day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
nine aimless newbies,
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
ten reviews for money,
nine aimless newbies,
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
eleven pumps a-wasted,
ten reviews for money,
nine aimless newbies,
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
twelve monthly payments,
eleven pumps a-wasted,
ten reviews for money,
nine aimless newbies,
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
|
|
12 Days of Christmas Parody contest entry
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents.
You need to
login or
register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.
© Copyright 2024.
DragonSkulls
All rights reserved.
DragonSkulls
has granted FanStory.com, its affiliates and its syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.
