Glen Allen Gluttony's a slob
because of how he loves to eat.
When he's awake you'll see him fork
huge gobs of taters, slabs of meat.

He's been this way since he was born.
His mama couldn't keep him fed.
Came way too big and early too,
then sucked her dry 'til she was dead.

From when he rises till bedtime
Glen Allen eats perpetually.
His meals all blend; there is no end.
The man's ingesting ceaselessly.

Oh, he's disgusting just to watch!
With chicken leg stuffed in his maw
and mashed potatoes on a fork,
he'll masticate while waving paw.

Excessive eating's made him huge.
Some elephants have smaller thighs.
Glen Allen's sin should teach us all
to wisely eat, not gluttonize.