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Satire Fiction about Putin
God and Putin
by Terry Broxson
According to everything coming out of Moscow, Mr. Putin's Special Operation in Ukraine is going smoothly.
The special operation on the maternity hospital was a motherly success. Oh, sure, it could have killed a few, but the terms of the special operation were compassion first! Those photos of the pregnant ladies being carried out on stretchers were actually part of the movie Sean Penn was filming in support of the special operations. No one was actually hurt during the filming. The movie will be released in Moscow this summer and is called "Tough Love."
The evil propaganda by the NATO countries led by the lying and untrustworthy United States about escape corridors being bombed by Mother Russia is absolutely false! Nothing could be further from the truth. Those corridors are not escape corridors. They are pathways to freedom corridors!
Any artillery used near the procession of freedom-loving people leaving Ukraine was simply meant to redirect the parade to the correct path to welcoming centers for our brothers and sisters of Ukraine. By the way, Putin's special operations provide a very comfortable environment for all visitors coming from Ukraine, including warm bedrooms, Starbucks coffee, McDonald's Happy Meals, Netflix movies, and tv shows, as well as complimentary Apple iPhone 13s to call friends and loved ones.
Sadly, any operation, even Putin's Special Operation, will suffer some casualties as our brave soldiers honorably and valiantly liberate the men and women from the oppressive bonds of democracy. Rest assured your sons, husbands, brothers, and boyfriends' efforts will never be forgotten and any sacrifices made are to the glory of President Putin.
President Putin said it best in his address to the nation: "The world will long remember what I have done here! Glory for the Special Operation and Glory to ME!"
Putin's Special Operation contest entry
According to everything coming out of Moscow, Mr. Putin's Special Operation in Ukraine is going smoothly.
The special operation on the maternity hospital was a motherly success. Oh, sure, it could have killed a few, but the terms of the special operation were compassion first! Those photos of the pregnant ladies being carried out on stretchers were actually part of the movie Sean Penn was filming in support of the special operations. No one was actually hurt during the filming. The movie will be released in Moscow this summer and is called "Tough Love."
The evil propaganda by the NATO countries led by the lying and untrustworthy United States about escape corridors being bombed by Mother Russia is absolutely false! Nothing could be further from the truth. Those corridors are not escape corridors. They are pathways to freedom corridors!
Any artillery used near the procession of freedom-loving people leaving Ukraine was simply meant to redirect the parade to the correct path to welcoming centers for our brothers and sisters of Ukraine. By the way, Putin's special operations provide a very comfortable environment for all visitors coming from Ukraine, including warm bedrooms, Starbucks coffee, McDonald's Happy Meals, Netflix movies, and tv shows, as well as complimentary Apple iPhone 13s to call friends and loved ones.
Sadly, any operation, even Putin's Special Operation, will suffer some casualties as our brave soldiers honorably and valiantly liberate the men and women from the oppressive bonds of democracy. Rest assured your sons, husbands, brothers, and boyfriends' efforts will never be forgotten and any sacrifices made are to the glory of President Putin.
President Putin said it best in his address to the nation: "The world will long remember what I have done here! Glory for the Special Operation and Glory to ME!"
The special operation on the maternity hospital was a motherly success. Oh, sure, it could have killed a few, but the terms of the special operation were compassion first! Those photos of the pregnant ladies being carried out on stretchers were actually part of the movie Sean Penn was filming in support of the special operations. No one was actually hurt during the filming. The movie will be released in Moscow this summer and is called "Tough Love."
The evil propaganda by the NATO countries led by the lying and untrustworthy United States about escape corridors being bombed by Mother Russia is absolutely false! Nothing could be further from the truth. Those corridors are not escape corridors. They are pathways to freedom corridors!
Any artillery used near the procession of freedom-loving people leaving Ukraine was simply meant to redirect the parade to the correct path to welcoming centers for our brothers and sisters of Ukraine. By the way, Putin's special operations provide a very comfortable environment for all visitors coming from Ukraine, including warm bedrooms, Starbucks coffee, McDonald's Happy Meals, Netflix movies, and tv shows, as well as complimentary Apple iPhone 13s to call friends and loved ones.
Sadly, any operation, even Putin's Special Operation, will suffer some casualties as our brave soldiers honorably and valiantly liberate the men and women from the oppressive bonds of democracy. Rest assured your sons, husbands, brothers, and boyfriends' efforts will never be forgotten and any sacrifices made are to the glory of President Putin.
President Putin said it best in his address to the nation: "The world will long remember what I have done here! Glory for the Special Operation and Glory to ME!"
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