Humor Poetry posted April 12, 2022


Excellent
Not yet exceptional. When the exceptional rating is reached this is highlighted
The globetrotter and the stay-at-home.

In Different Worlds

by LisaMay


When I met my darling
and I pitched my woo,
she led me to believe
we would stick like glue.
She swore we’d be together;
she loved me too.
Now all my suggestions
of what we could do
inspire a grumpy mood —
she’s just bored anew.
I want to take her hiking
in far Peru,
or paddle the Zambezi
in a canoe;
maybe go to China,
to Shanghai Zoo,
and see some cute pandas
chewing their bamboo.
These holiday plans
have got me in a stew.
I think I’ll phone my friends,
Dave and Ben and Lou.
I’ll invite them over
for a beer or two.
My mates will understand
what I’m going through.


******

He’s at it again —
he has got a loose screw.
I sure don’t want to do
what he wants to do.
I think I’ll pretend
I’ve come down with the flu.
I’d rather stay at home
and enjoy this view,
not gawking at
a weird-looking kangaroo.
We need new curtains,
perhaps a pretty blue,
and I want to go shopping;
I broke my shoe.
My husband has never
had the vaguest clue.
Go, get a one-way ticket
to Timbuktu!
His interests, clearly,
I long ago outgrew.
He hasn’t noticed
what years ago I knew.
I see he’s roaring drunk now,
on his home brew.
I’ll phone my new lover —
my lifestyle guru.

 



Two Sides To Every Story writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a poem about a situation from the perspective of two people. There should be two stanzas. The first stanza should be someone describing something that happend. The second should be describing the same thing from their view point.
Pays one point and 2 member cents.


Save to Bookcase Promote This Share or Bookmark
Print It View Reviews

You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.


© Copyright 2024. LisaMay All rights reserved.
LisaMay has granted FanStory.com, its affiliates and its syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.