Humor Poetry posted August 5, 2022 |
You are
Such a goat!!
by Wendy G
Oh, you are... are you? Contest Winner
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Writing Prompt Write a humorous free verse or free style poem about YOU, as though you are talking to yourself! Recommended (but not required) that you start every stanza (except your last stanza) with "You are..." . You may start your last stanza with whatever you choose. Your poem can be of any length and genre. |
Oh, you are... are you? Contest Winner |
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I submitted the poem below - then was reminded that it must NOT rhyme! What a goat I am! I had to redo it without rhyme at the last minute!
Lol. Just enjoy the original below.
You are no great beauty - that's plain to see
So a great celebrity you'll never be
You are okay at cooking: no-one's yet dead
And your family at least are all well fed.
You are a gardener with some plants that thrive
But other ones find it quite hard to survive
You are caring about nature, love your pets
Yet some animals you eat, without regrets!
You are a nice person - well, mostly at least ...
But let's be honest - at times you're a beast!
You are a person who really does care?
Then actions of love you always must share.
You are a great thinker with ideas so wise ...
Is that the truth? You're not telling lies?
You are a writer ... but not published yet?
You need to write works people can't forget!
You are just so average in every way
What makes you think you'll be great one day?
You are just like all others - you just have to know
You are perfectly normal, so just go with the flow.
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and 2 member cents. Lol. Just enjoy the original below.
You are no great beauty - that's plain to see
So a great celebrity you'll never be
You are okay at cooking: no-one's yet dead
And your family at least are all well fed.
You are a gardener with some plants that thrive
But other ones find it quite hard to survive
You are caring about nature, love your pets
Yet some animals you eat, without regrets!
You are a nice person - well, mostly at least ...
But let's be honest - at times you're a beast!
You are a person who really does care?
Then actions of love you always must share.
You are a great thinker with ideas so wise ...
Is that the truth? You're not telling lies?
You are a writer ... but not published yet?
You need to write works people can't forget!
You are just so average in every way
What makes you think you'll be great one day?
You are just like all others - you just have to know
You are perfectly normal, so just go with the flow.
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