| Humor Fiction posted August 11, 2022 |
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Just for Fun
Eavesdropping
by Terry Broxson
"Okay, let's do it, but let's change it up."
"What, you didn't like it last time?"
"I don't want to be a threat to your male ego, but it's okay if the woman takes the lead."
"Maybe we could take turns deciding how to do it."
"The problem with that is I am the one who brings the creativity. You are the one who only wants to do it the same old way. It gets boring."
"Oh, so I'm boring."
"In some things, you can be boring, and it gets stale."
"So, now I'm stale! Why didn't you ever mention this before?"
"I've thought about it, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings."
"Well, for the sake of harmony, what do you want to do this time?"
"Do you remember what I did a couple of weeks ago?"
"Not that again! It was painful!"
"How so?"
"It's supposed to be jalapeno cornbread. You used habanero peppers!"
"Okay, let's do it, but let's change it up."
"What, you didn't like it last time?"
"I don't want to be a threat to your male ego, but it's okay if the woman takes the lead."
"Maybe we could take turns deciding how to do it."
"The problem with that is I am the one who brings the creativity. You are the one who only wants to do it the same old way. It gets boring."
"Oh, so I'm boring."
"In some things, you can be boring, and it gets stale."
"So, now I'm stale! Why didn't you ever mention this before?"
"I've thought about it, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings."
"Well, for the sake of harmony, what do you want to do this time?"
"Do you remember what I did a couple of weeks ago?"
"Not that again! It was painful!"
"How so?"
"It's supposed to be jalapeno cornbread. You used habanero peppers!"
"What, you didn't like it last time?"
"I don't want to be a threat to your male ego, but it's okay if the woman takes the lead."
"Maybe we could take turns deciding how to do it."
"The problem with that is I am the one who brings the creativity. You are the one who only wants to do it the same old way. It gets boring."
"Oh, so I'm boring."
"In some things, you can be boring, and it gets stale."
"So, now I'm stale! Why didn't you ever mention this before?"
"I've thought about it, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings."
"Well, for the sake of harmony, what do you want to do this time?"
"Do you remember what I did a couple of weeks ago?"
"Not that again! It was painful!"
"How so?"
"It's supposed to be jalapeno cornbread. You used habanero peppers!"
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#36 August 2022 |
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