General Fiction posted September 29, 2022 |
who would you invite?
the dinner party
by jake cosmos aller
When Sam Adams died and found himself in Heaven, St Peter asked him to organize a special dinner party. God wanted to meet with the key human historical figures to learn about the history of his favorite creatures the humans. They were picked because they had had such an impact on history and world culture. God had to decide the seating chart and what to serve. He also wanted to have them discuss the events of their lives frankly so he would serve wine and whiskey to facilitate the conversation. He turned to St Peter his capable XO to arrange the dinner. St Peter asked for Sam’s help in selecting the invitees and setting up the seating chart. Sam thought long and hard about the invite list and finally came up with a list of prominent people from throughout history. Each table would have four people, a mixture of religious, political, and other leaders. Sam proposed the following seating chart.
Table one
Jesus
Alexander the Great
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Table two
Mohamad
Julius Caesar
Teddy Roosevelt
Bill Gates
Table three
Buddha
Will Shakespeare
Franklin Roosevelt
Beethoven
Table four
Confucius
George Washington
Jimmy Carter
Bach
Table five
Martin Luther King
Abraham Lincoln
JFK
Queen Elizabeth
God smiled. Said it was good. And looked forward to hearing the conversation. He told St Peter to record it and leak it to the world’s press.
God met the dinner guests and gave them the ground rules. They would have dinner together and talk about world history, what happened to them in their time, and their reflections on modern life. It would be recorded and leaked to the world’s media. They needed to also give a message to humanity, about what one thing they wanted humans to reflect on and change.
The menu consisted of steak, salad, vegetarian options, fried fish, and key lime pie for dessert. And lots of wine and whiskey for after-dinner drinks. Mozart would play dinner music.
And the dinner party from history took place and was leaked to the media. No one believed it really happened, and no one believed that Jesus and Mohammed were actually getting along as best buddies. the media denounced it as a deep fake hoax.
Trump complained that he was not invited!
When Sam Adams died and found himself in Heaven, St Peter asked him to organize a special dinner party. God wanted to meet with the key human historical figures to learn about the history of his favorite creatures the humans. They were picked because they had had such an impact on history and world culture. God had to decide the seating chart and what to serve. He also wanted to have them discuss the events of their lives frankly so he would serve wine and whiskey to facilitate the conversation. He turned to St Peter his capable XO to arrange the dinner. St Peter asked for Sam’s help in selecting the invitees and setting up the seating chart. Sam thought long and hard about the invite list and finally came up with a list of prominent people from throughout history. Each table would have four people, a mixture of religious, political, and other leaders. Sam proposed the following seating chart.
Table one
Jesus
Alexander the Great
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Table two
Mohamad
Julius Caesar
Teddy Roosevelt
Bill Gates
Table three
Buddha
Will Shakespeare
Franklin Roosevelt
Beethoven
Table four
Confucius
George Washington
Jimmy Carter
Bach
Table five
Martin Luther King
Abraham Lincoln
JFK
Queen Elizabeth
God smiled. Said it was good. And looked forward to hearing the conversation. He told St Peter to record it and leak it to the world’s press.
God met the dinner guests and gave them the ground rules. They would have dinner together and talk about world history, what happened to them in their time, and their reflections on modern life. It would be recorded and leaked to the world’s media. They needed to also give a message to humanity, about what one thing they wanted humans to reflect on and change.
The menu consisted of steak, salad, vegetarian options, fried fish, and key lime pie for dessert. And lots of wine and whiskey for after-dinner drinks. Mozart would play dinner music.
And the dinner party from history took place and was leaked to the media. No one believed it really happened, and no one believed that Jesus and Mohammed were actually getting along as best buddies. the media denounced it as a deep fake hoax.
Trump complained that he was not invited!
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