Meh, The Former Guy finally retires from Trump

The former president
Spends his days
At Margo Largo

Playing golf
Spreading hate
Spreading disinformation
Resuming tweeting

Running for President
Screaming about
The Deep State

Is out to get me
The FBI raided my house
They found nothing

My phone call
To the Georgian state elections officials
Was a perfect call

The NYC decision against my company
A witch hunt
Nothing to see here

His big announcement
Donald Trump Trading cards
Just another chance to grift

There is a silver lining
In all this
The silver lining is that
No One cares anymore

Donald Trump
Is now seen
As just a pathetic old man

A real loser man
And Americans
Are so not into him

Time for him to retire
From public life
And just shut up