Humor Fiction posted November 13, 2018


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Setting yourself up with a new crib

People are dying to live here

by Earl Corp

For Rent:
Many spacious mansions located on Paradise Lane are now available for rent. The units come furnished with very long term leases. For the right renters, there will be a rent to own clause added into the contract. This rental is located in one of the very best, diverse neighborhoods and you will find your neighbors to be absolutely divine. These rentals have the promise to be everything you ever dreamed of in a home. They have swimming pools, home theaters, bowling alleys, and built-in saunas. If the unit doesn't have what you want the landlord, an experienced carpenter, will build to suit you. The units are so luxurious it's guaranteed you'll want to stay here for an eternity.

For Rent:
The rental unit at 666 Inferno Drive has just come on the market and is available for your pleasures. This unit is conveniently located near many strip clubs, brothels, horse tracks, casinos, XXX theaters, taverns, and bars. Every restaurant near your rental is an all you can eat buffet where you can make a glutton of yourself, and it's all sinfully delicious. The silver tongued property manager is in a deal-making mood and will promise you anything to get you moved into this place. This rental is so popular you will sell your soul to live here. Of course, heat is included, but there is no air conditioning.



A House for Rent writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Make two ads for an apartment for rent. Write one for Heaven and one for hell. Describe your apartment and give an address. Be creative. Recommended: No mention of Heaven or hell in the ads. Maximum word count is 300 words.

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