Humor Poetry posted June 4, 2019

Rachelle Allen

My life is filled with the two most delightful commodities on the planet: music and children. I have seventy-three students, ages five to seventy-five, whose houses I visit each week for voice, flute, and/or piano lessons. And before this wonderful c - more...

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Teeth are what I need real thoon
tho I'll sthop thounding like a cartoon.

Porky Pig and Yothemite Tham
Thouldn't thound like the guy I am.

I need falth teeth; I have no thame;
I want to woo girlsth; I want to have Game!

Tho I'll get fake choppersth , and you will thee
a thexthy, thultry, thuccesthful me! Whee!

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