Sonnet of Nonsense

by DragonSkulls

Funny Nonsense Poem Contest Winner

While milking my rhinoceros in Rome,
the penguins charged my debit card for fish.
I bought a magic lamp from Frank the gnome.
The genie told me I don't get a wish.

My neighbor's gothic pig wears chains and spikes.
The butter on my Ford was playing Bach.
My Twitter page seems scarcely void of likes.
My wife wants me to dress like Mister Spock.

But why is yesterday so far behind,
if yet tomorrow ducks may never quack?
Must all my dreams of staples be unkind?
Will we submit when platypi attack?

There's clearly no one piloting the plane,
while nonsense coats the cells within my brain.

Write A Review

Writing Prompt
Write a funny nonsense poem.

Funny Nonsense Poem
Contest Winner

Recognized

Pays one point and 2 member cents.

You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.

Funny Nonsense Poem Contest Entry

Sonnet of Nonsense

by DragonSkulls

Funny Nonsense Poem Contest Winner

The FanStory Store For Writers

Your Poem On A Mug