Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content.
In the good book, it is written,
man at first awoke alone,
until the day God took a bone, (a rib)
creating Eve, whereby Adam was smitten
for that gal arrived without any clothes.
This, in turn, caused him an erection
furthering the need to be adorned (fig leaf)
as he felt she was displaying scorn,
laughingly pointing at his midsection.
That is how couture fashion came to be.
Not much later, Eve's estrogen kicked in.
She began to perspire, filled with desire,
'cause Adam bared all, as he sat by the fire
lounging on sheep, bear, and doeskins.
So 'woman' decided to join him... naked.
One thing led to another, and her fever
broke when he kissed her ears and neck,
conjoining them, like dancers at a discotheque,
so close to each other you'd need tweezers
to separate the two of them apart.
It's been that way ever since, uncoincidentally.
Men by themselves are genetically lazy
unless something is driving them crazy.
and who is it that does it best, incidentally?
Why, of course, females of every race.
That's why they smell good and feel great.
They weren't made that way by mistake.
It was all part and parcel of God's plan
to have a woman in charge, not a man.
without having the poor idiot understand.
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| Writing Prompt |
The topic for this poetry contest is weird humor
Write a poem that somehow incorporates the topic. The poem does not have to be specifically about the topic and creative approaches are welcomed. But contest voters will be asked to consider the topic when making a choice for a winner. |
Author Notes
Three or four times a year I find a second gear and go crazy writing fractured fairy tales. This my friends is my latest. It's meant to be humorous. Laugh!
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