I eat my spaghetti fork only, I can’t stand these snooty people
Who think it shows sophistication to use a spoon to twirl the pasta.
Oh, so accomplished they wish to appear. I simply spin the spaghetti on my fork;
Lift the fork chin high, and slowly suck in, savoring every single spaghetto.
I don’t care if the snoots glare and grimace. I’m glad they can’t stand the sound.
They don’t know sucking air enhances the flavor of succulent Spaghetti Bolognese,
And I will never tell.
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| Writing Prompt |
Write a humorous or silly poem about something you dislike. Any style of poetry is welcomed. Length is up to you. See announcement for ideas. |
Author Notes
Bolognese sauces are made with larger cuts of a variety of meats, such as beef, veal, pork, or chicken.
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