“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
-- Oscar Wilde
If that doesn’t work,
try signing them onto some
internet spam lists.
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"Believe you can, and you're halfway there."
--Theodore Roosevelt
Being halfway there is a waste of time,
if the train
has already left the station.
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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”
--Confucius
But after a couple of hundred miles,
those corns are going to be
too painful to keep walking.
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"Hope is the only thing stronger than fear."
--Robert Ludlum
That used to be true,
but now they have a super glue
which can hold up an 8-ton truck or two.
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