“The Man who says he can, and the man who says he cannot, are both correct”
-- Confucius
These are bold words to my ears,
Said by a fat Chinese man,
Who hasn’t moved in 2000 years.
“Do or do not, there is no try”
-- Yoda
I might need to take my game and up it,
Because I follow the teachings,
Of an ugly little green puppet.
“Get out of Dodge”
-- Marshall Matt Dillon
I guess I’d better go pack,
Matt Dillon just gave me the sack,
And told me I’d better not come back.
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.”
-- Davy Crockett
He lost his race for congress,
Going to Texas seemed like progress,
The Mexicans found this preposterous.
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