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A double verse limerick.
The Milk Maid and the Cow by LisaMay
Stacked Limerick contest entry

 
The milk maid tripped over the bucket:
her foot slipped in mud as she struck it.
Tore a gash in her hand,
not at all what she'd planned,
then all she could do was to suck it.

Now I guess you were thinking much worse?
That a swear word might get in that verse?
She's a sweet country child
and her language is mild,
but the cow was pissed off and it cursed.
 

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