Is this a poem?
Or this?
I asked my wife did she love me?
Is that a poem?
She said yes
Is that poetry?
More than toast?
Is that a poem?
She did not answer
Does that make it poetry?
A man I met once;
said he liked me more than Toast.
Is that poetry?
I think he was talking about a band.
Poetry or Parody?
I drink scotch,
He lives in Scotland but doesn’t.
Is that poetry or irony?
I drink scotch and my wife hates it,
Is that poetry or aversion therapy?
I drink whisky and breathe poetry,
I breathe poetry and purity,
I breathe purity and chastity.
I drink whisky and no one wants me,
I drink whisky so no one wants me,
Is that poetry or irony?
Is it love or is it toast?
Or is it a forecast from the most
Northernly Meteorological Observation Post?
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