You put the tit in competitive
The definition of argumentative
From the very first time we met
You’ve gone out of your way to be a prick
It is not as though you are beset
With brains; in fact, you seem quite thick
When it comes to one-upmanship
Well, there you take the prize
Is your life one long ego trip?
Always your way, you never compromise
If we ever play a game, we have to let you win
The one time that we didn’t the consequence was grim
If I were to have a heart attack
You’d go and have one worse
I find you always have the knack
Of pissing me off, do you rehearse?
You act like the world revolves around you
Like you’re the only one that matters
It’s time to tell you something true
If you don’t change, your life will be in tatters
I know you were brought up this way
And it's only nurture that you display
It’s time to make a change though
It’s time to show some growth
If you were a field, you’d be fallow
You show the progress of a sloth
I feel I should give you one more chance
Before I write you off completely
Not decide you’re a twat, it maybe happenstance
Just show me some respect, however discreetly
If you try harder, we might have an ancestral rapport
If you try harder, I might forgive you for being four.
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