Urination Declaration by Tom Horonzy Half a Dialogue writing prompt entry |
It seems to me that before the age of three, I used to pee indiscriminately.
Without seeking permission, I would spray liquid gold wherever may be. At four, I became Captain of my ship, which was divine at that time; I could whiz in a thimble and reel it back in without dripping a dribble. My parents were so proud that I could keep my Pull-ups dry that they gave me an allowance. I suspect from monies saved. In between then and now, the story is as you can figure.
I roped it out and reeled it in without a wet spot on my trousers; but no one congratulated me, and my subsidy ended. Finally, upon reaching the 'golden years,'
I figured out why they are named as such as my tighty-whities get colored like 'dust.' up front and obsidian black out back, similar to when I wore Pull-ups back then, save today, they've been renamed... Depends!
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