Excellent a joke Worlds : Elephant World 5 by Bill Schott

One elephant says to another, "Hold my hand." The other says, "I cant." "You mean you won't," snapped the rebuffed pachyderm. "No. I mean I cant and tend to tip over."   Author Notes I like telling elephant jokes. This is a new one that I just made. It's lame humor is typical of this genre. The word 'cant' means to lean.

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