Chewbacca is a loyal friend,
he fights next to Han's side.
As first mate he is first class,
on a Millennium Falcon ride.
Though we never understand him,
he always makes his point.
Let him win the game
or else he'll pull your arm out from it's joint!
He's big and somewhat scary,
in a battle he holds sway.
But what in the world does he do with his fur,
when he's having a bad hair day?
When his hair gets dry and frizzy and
it covers him complete.
When his fur gets far too smelly,
what does he use to keep it sweet?
What about the brushing?
Does he do it everyday?
A hundred strokes will make it shine,
at least that's what they say.
These are my burning questions,
for this Wookie I admire.
I wouldn't ask him to his face,
risk raising up his ire!
Regardless of his hygiene,
he's a hero brave and bold.
The many times he saved Hans ass,
are too countless to be told!
So let his fur get nappy,
I really just don't care.
Because he makes me happy,
glad his character is there.
Now Han, he may be dashing,
Luke may have a heart of gold.
Princess Leia is a credit,
to women from days of old.
But my favorite character's Chewy,
he is tall, brown and hairy.
You can see him on his planet,
in Star Wars prequel number three!
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