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Oh, how different this world would be
If cell phones existed throughout History!
"One if by land; two if by sea"?
Please! You can stream it live
On your iPhone tv!
And how 'bout those tribes in the desert:
So lost!
Get a GPS app, Dudes. Don't you know there's no cost?
No "Conspiracy Theories" on who shot our leaders;
All assassins would promptly be seen,
Thanks to Tweeters!
Of course, Norman Rockwell might suffer the most;
Pics of farmers on Smart Phones
Might not sell to The Post.
But if Henry the Eighth had a Tumblr account,
Far, FAR more wives' heads
Would be rolling about!
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Author Notes
It's not just current times that are affected by this technology.
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