A Pet's View: My Owner Revealed
This is to be a prose piece written by your pet or pets about you. You won't be allowed to read it, so your animals can feel free to let it all hang out!
Pets, what's it like living with this person? How do you manage your owner and train him/her to do your bidding. Just between us, are there any secrets they wouldn't want you revealing to us? That's what we want to hear. Don't worry ? it's just between us.
Your piece should be at least 700 words long. I'll leave the maximum at 7000, but no one wants to read anything that long. 700 to 2000 words is recommended.
Exaggeration and outright lying are encouraged, but this should be a non-fiction piece and not a fantasy with imaginary pet dragons and the like. It should be a real pet that you have now, or have had in the past.
We understand that you pets often have secret get-togethers when your owners are away. We won't tell if you'd like to reveal what goes on at these conclaves.
In homes with more than one pet, collaboration is encouraged.
Okay, you get the idea. Right?
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 80.00 member dollars. There are only 2 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Monday, March 2, 2015.
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Pets, what's it like living with this person? How do you manage your owner and train him/her to do your bidding. Just between us, are there any secrets they wouldn't want you revealing to us? That's what we want to hear. Don't worry ? it's just between us.
Your piece should be at least 700 words long. I'll leave the maximum at 7000, but no one wants to read anything that long. 700 to 2000 words is recommended.
Exaggeration and outright lying are encouraged, but this should be a non-fiction piece and not a fantasy with imaginary pet dragons and the like. It should be a real pet that you have now, or have had in the past.
We understand that you pets often have secret get-togethers when your owners are away. We won't tell if you'd like to reveal what goes on at these conclaves.
In homes with more than one pet, collaboration is encouraged.
Okay, you get the idea. Right?
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 80.00 member dollars. There are only 2 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Monday, March 2, 2015.
