By Harambe is ur Daddy
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Apparently the 45th President watched Shark Week and was not a fan. This is a 5-7-5 parody of a film review.
"The Committee sincerely regrets to inform you that your entry, JAWS, has been removed from the MOVIE REVIEW HAIKUcontest. The sponsor stated clearly in the rules that entries need to be written as a movie review." |
By Harambe is ur Daddy
Author Notes | The image is an screenshot of the DJT stock ticker as of right now (March 27, 2024 after hours) |
By Harambe is ur Daddy
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I took the following pictures from inside Trump Tower in Chicago yesterday, which seemed appropriate for this piece: an advertisement for massage treatments, and a beautiful shelf full of fake books.
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By Harambe is ur Daddy
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Originally started for the "Things I Love" contest, but I only started writing it an hour before the deadline, and ran out of time.
For all the excited Democrats reading this: I have something very special coming for you very soon! Keep your ears pealed. You all should know where this song is from, but I am copying the lyrics below anyway: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things. Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels; Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles; Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings; These are a few of my favorite things. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver-white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things When the dog bites, When the bee stings, When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. |
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