‘Twis the night before Xmas, when all through the whorehouse
Not one cloth was worn; no panties, bra, nor a sheer blouse
All the whores wore makeup and did their hair with great care
They hoped to wed rich men that Santa would bring there
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The girls removed all Trojans and Lifestyles within sight
If they could'nt wed, they’d surely get pregnant that night
As the madam I was also nude, for I had hopes too
My girls were young, but as a vet, I knew what to do
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While the girls gathered in the common prayin’ and hopin’
I spiked the whisky incase the men needed dopin’
Then… just before midnight, there came a knock on the door
Some girls stood, two lay on the couch and one on the floor
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With D-cups swinging and butt swaying I went to see
I found there would be no Xmas joy for them or me
There at the door stood an old elf, but still a hottie
He said, “Santa said NO… because you all are naughty.”
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“Where is that old fat pimp,” with righteous fury I cried
“Forget it, ho, Santa’s married; he won’t come inside.”
I looked the strangely cute elf over from head to toe
Then prepared to strike the old midget a mighty blow
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He must’ve read my mind because his eyes grew with fear
But the elf was too late cause my loyal ho’s were near
They were on him like crabs, and wrestled him to the ground
Then bound him with some handcuffs we…um… just found
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Suddenly the lights flickered and the fireplace went out
And all the ladies screamed when we heard a mighty shout
"How dare you bare bitches lay hands on one of my own
Now, the true power of Xmas you will all be shown.”
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In a shower of broken bricks our chimney exploded
And there stood St. Nick with a shotgun fully loaded
But I was ready and had a blade to the elf’s neck
A crazy-ass gleam in my eyes, kept Santa in check
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"State your terms, sexy bitch; I'll hear what you’ve to say
But harm a hair on his head and you’ll rue Xmas day.”
The fire in his eyes, told me Santa was full of rage
St. Nick still  possessed great power in his old age
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Before I could answer, Santa took a look around
His cheeks grew rosy from the naked girls he found
Quick as a honeybee Soft Sheena was on her knees
Her hand on his crotch she softly whispered, “Santa please.”
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Sheena opened his fly and out sprang a mighty dick
Santa’s eyes filled with tears, when Sheena gave it a lick
St. Nick started sobbin’ when Sheena started bobbin’
I knew Santa had lost when his prick started throbbin’
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“Oh, come Gale, come Sarah, come Jill, and you too, Mary
Come Lisa, come Pam bring that pussy that’s so hairy
Come ride my face lil’ Kim and bring the shy one, Lucy
I want her ass cause’ that ghetto booty looks juicy.”
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Santa had his elves join in and they screwed us all night
When the sun rose there wasn’t a dry pussy in sight
While we slept Santa blessed each ho with a special gift
Though unwed all the girls’… um… spirits Santa did lift
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I hope our story moves the Xmas spirit in you
And remember, on Xmas adults can have fun too

Merry Xmas