Humor Flash Fiction posted August 26, 2014 |
200 words. Contest Entry
Don't Stop Me Now
by DerivedBetter
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
"Don't stop me now!" John's hand rhythmically slaps her naked ass, leaving angry red welts as he speaks. "I love fat bottomed girls."
They are all just "John" to her. The strikes, not unbearable, weren't nearly as terrible as this douche's trite monologue, or the ache in her wrists and ankles from the wack ass knots in her bindings.Time to put a stop to this farce.
"I WANT TO BREAK FREE!" she screams.
"Nope. You know that ain't the deal. The show must go on!"
"You know Tyrone is gonna kill yo white ass if you don't let me go, mofo!"
"That's alright, I'm just gittin' started. Anyway, Who wants to live forever?"
Shit. What was that damn safe word? "INNUENDO! INNUENDO!"
Her screams don't go unanswered. Tyrone slams open the door. "You had one vision of how this night was gonna go motherfucker, and I got another." He says, a billy club whistling through the air to thud thickly on John's skull.
Her latest John sags and rolls to the floor.
"Ain't no one gonna treat my Queen like that."
"Thanks sugar, now untie me please." Another one bites the dust, she thinks, shaking her head.
Choose One Of The Following Titles writing prompt entry
"Don't stop me now!" John's hand rhythmically slaps her naked ass, leaving angry red welts as he speaks. "I love fat bottomed girls."
They are all just "John" to her. The strikes, not unbearable, weren't nearly as terrible as this douche's trite monologue, or the ache in her wrists and ankles from the wack ass knots in her bindings.Time to put a stop to this farce.
"I WANT TO BREAK FREE!" she screams.
"Nope. You know that ain't the deal. The show must go on!"
"You know Tyrone is gonna kill yo white ass if you don't let me go, mofo!"
"That's alright, I'm just gittin' started. Anyway, Who wants to live forever?"
Shit. What was that damn safe word? "INNUENDO! INNUENDO!"
Her screams don't go unanswered. Tyrone slams open the door. "You had one vision of how this night was gonna go motherfucker, and I got another." He says, a billy club whistling through the air to thud thickly on John's skull.
Her latest John sags and rolls to the floor.
"Ain't no one gonna treat my Queen like that."
"Thanks sugar, now untie me please." Another one bites the dust, she thinks, shaking her head.
Writing Prompt Choose one of the following titles. (Queen songs this time!) Don't Stop Me Now I Want To Break Free Another One Bites The Dust Fat Bottomed Girls Who Wants To Live Forever Innuendo One Vision The Show Must Go On Where does it take you? Get writing: poem, fiction, essay, whatever you like! 200 words maximum word count. The title of your work MUST be the title you chose from the list. (There shouldn't be any confusion in the booth for duplicate entries of title, as your name will be displayed alongside your entry.) Artwork and author notes welcome. |
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