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this morning's edition sedition suspicion dispenses conviction subs in a quandary where are the boundaries frisson of friction delayed execution conclusion -- confusion Letters to Editor lampoon a predator all apoplectic like general electric perspective invective misleading comparison could be embarrassing grand contradiction in false benediction and high indignation or terse conversation International all barely rational Munich and Nice do we trust the police Brussels is plundering Paris and London Kabul and Istanbul festering tension a sentry no entry devising dissension commanding a question with no explanation Puzzles and Comics defy economics capering jester insidious monster invidious punster or funster imperious you cannot be serious Religion by pigeon o master commander mister of mystery fingering rosary ignoring the history father confessor offender transgressor he seeks absolution no finer ablution oh such convolution the censor considers extensive revision Lifestyle (or strifestyle) the makers and menders and various vendors approaching completion when breaching or broaching or scrambling or poaching tasters of pastry perfume of the pantry way up on the gantry teachers and mentors from way over yonder the menu's eclectic a fine delectation concoction affection Fashion's a mission a mistress mysterious pendulous frivolous scarlet suspenders a mantle impressive engenders a passion your package big spender returning to sender underwear optional (future conditional) a kinder reminder both over and under in season the reason my only possession. Whither the Weather we founder and blunder in blustery westerly Wednesday's a better day warmer than Saturday former or latter day windier wetter day frontal disgruntlement better get shelter but could be a belter remarks on The Arts are compelling depiction of factual fiction in separate session of cinematography not quite pornography artsy meandering gawking and gandering past understanding both take-off and landing fostering posturing commonplace commentary prose on the promontory mantra at centre an easy transition to tenderly kissing asunder like thunder precision illusion Science compliance researching the rising it's hardly surprising pollution solution gets hardly a mention conditional fission is missing explosion Politics fancy tricks did not have relations or even sensations cluster and banter of Satan or Santa advance or regression the splintering faction rendition redaction to sphincter contraction and gross putrefaction Sports of all sorts with athletic endeavour poetic forever superior sizzlers precision in motion come up for decider a bungle a blunder or pull off a blinder coulda been a contender underdog plundering greater or lesser defender oppressor crowd ever louder cessation of motion here's Editorial proprietorial persuasion occasion for high exhortation ponderous pondering indignant and wandering reduction of tension or misapprehension a whole new dimension emotion in passing digression digression procession the end

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