Today we say goodbye to Spot,
He chewed big holes in my best shoes;
The wife said that she'd rather not,
Today we say goodbye to Spot.
It hurts, but he'll soon be forgot -
A goldfish, we could really use;
Today we say goodbye to Spot,
He chewed big holes in my best shoes.
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Author Notes
Before anyone calls PETA - I have literally dozens of shoe remnants, not to mention hundreds upon hundreds of socks laying around what is now known as "clothing graveyard"; and Bella (not Spot) is, at time of writing, quite healthy and looking for her next victim.
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