Excellent The dark side of consumerism Miscellaneous Poems - vol 3 : Buy Buy Baby by CD Richards Twisted Advertising Takes 5-7-5 contest entry

Consult John Edward— because people are dying to be made fools of.   Buy Osh Kosh B'Gosh! Educate your kids early in brand awareness. Teach your kids to smoke— most undertakers agree emphysema's cool. Support dairy farms because milk is the best food (for baby bovines). Paleo diet: since cavemen did not eat grain. "What's that? Oh... sorry." Have no time to waste, driving with cell phone to ear. Watch me crash and burn. Author Notes These are not "reworking" of existing ads, but all of the things here have been advertised in one form or another. I hope the entry is in keeping with the spirit of the competition.

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