Belinda's House of Joy.
letter to employees.23 total reviews
Comment from Nicky B
Recession or no recession I'm spanking the money night and day. I would go without eating if I was only given a choice out of these two life sustaining activities. Thanks for giving me perspective Zee. God bless. Nick.
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Recession or no recession I'm spanking the money night and day. I would go without eating if I was only given a choice out of these two life sustaining activities. Thanks for giving me perspective Zee. God bless. Nick.
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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LOL, Nicky. I am glad you found some humor in my Business plan. Thanks for reading and reviewing. Zee
Comment from adewpearl
Chaney should be Cheney LOL
we will discontinued should be discontinue
Time is money, ladies add the comma for direct address
frustrated President - add the capital letter
Zeezee - this is why they disallowed former winners - they did not want you to enter and blow away the competition - this is just TOOOOOOOOOOOOO witty and funny - what great social satire wrapped up in the guise of a mature-themed post. ROTFLMAO I love it. There are far too many witty lines to quote - it's all pitch perfect. Brooke
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Chaney should be Cheney LOL
we will discontinued should be discontinue
Time is money, ladies add the comma for direct address
frustrated President - add the capital letter
Zeezee - this is why they disallowed former winners - they did not want you to enter and blow away the competition - this is just TOOOOOOOOOOOOO witty and funny - what great social satire wrapped up in the guise of a mature-themed post. ROTFLMAO I love it. There are far too many witty lines to quote - it's all pitch perfect. Brooke
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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LOL Brooke. Thanks much for the help with the Spaggies. I have to stop writing after three OldFashions. Dang.
I appreciate your reading and reviewing. I will fix spaggies later. Zee
Comment from c_lucas
Zee, your wonderful, unique humor is in full swing with the very witty essay. I think you are right on target with the number 80% per cent.
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Zee, your wonderful, unique humor is in full swing with the very witty essay. I think you are right on target with the number 80% per cent.
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Hi Charlie. Our government always trys to support working girls. God Bless their horny souls. Thanks for reading. Zee
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Some hire them as secretaries and give them laid back assigments.
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I know this as a fact. My dad was the administrative assistant to Ken Gray.. US rep from Illinois. I understand the corrupt system..
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Mission Impossible: Finding two straights in any bar in SF, or two honest politicians in Washington. You are welcome Zee.
Comment from another jim
Hang on...
**wipes away tears with a clean towel**
What can I say? This was waaaay too funny a piece to start my day with. Spit out my coffee (twice) and nearly choked on my raisin bagel. Still laughing at some of those great lines!
"Men are now beating their own meat and avoiding the company of cheap prostitutes."
"...we will lay off the older cock-suckers except for the girls with no teeth."
"...a bible on the night stand and pictures of Dick Chaney on the dresser."
"'Clean up after yourself, your mother doesn't work here...'"
And those classes...
What a ribald tour de force! Gotta love a gal who can make the most of our shitty economy. Hilarious!
Thanks for sharing, Zee. Great way to start my day!...Jim.
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Hang on...
**wipes away tears with a clean towel**
What can I say? This was waaaay too funny a piece to start my day with. Spit out my coffee (twice) and nearly choked on my raisin bagel. Still laughing at some of those great lines!
"Men are now beating their own meat and avoiding the company of cheap prostitutes."
"...we will lay off the older cock-suckers except for the girls with no teeth."
"...a bible on the night stand and pictures of Dick Chaney on the dresser."
"'Clean up after yourself, your mother doesn't work here...'"
And those classes...
What a ribald tour de force! Gotta love a gal who can make the most of our shitty economy. Hilarious!
Thanks for sharing, Zee. Great way to start my day!...Jim.
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Hi Jim. I'm glad you enjoyed this. It felt pretty good to write some humor for a change. Thanks for reading. Zee
Comment from jeslaf
Republican males, between the ages of 50 and 60, are our major source of income. Therefore, we encourage all Ladies to keep a bible on the night stand and pictures of Dick Chaney on the dresser.
we will discontinue[d] complementary
practice sucking the chrome off of bumpers as an exercise. :)
"If your pussy could talk, what would it say?"--that's a great prompt for another whole piece, I'd say :)
Ha! Loved it, my friend. The Bill Clinton T-shirt at the end was the cherry on top, so to speak.
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Republican males, between the ages of 50 and 60, are our major source of income. Therefore, we encourage all Ladies to keep a bible on the night stand and pictures of Dick Chaney on the dresser.
we will discontinue[d] complementary
practice sucking the chrome off of bumpers as an exercise. :)
"If your pussy could talk, what would it say?"--that's a great prompt for another whole piece, I'd say :)
Ha! Loved it, my friend. The Bill Clinton T-shirt at the end was the cherry on top, so to speak.
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Hi Jeslaf. Should I send you a tee shirt of me and Bill ...? Love ya. Zee
Comment from Charles Keith
Hi Zed,
Good to see you in the adult section again. It's been a while.
I thought this was terrific, downsizing (or should that be admitting true dimentions in the customer's case)in the bordello industry good business plan.
One point I think you inadvertantly indicated Domocrats were wankers.
I see you had one or two nits, which have been picked up by other readers.
Interesting read
love
Keef
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Hi Zed,
Good to see you in the adult section again. It's been a while.
I thought this was terrific, downsizing (or should that be admitting true dimentions in the customer's case)in the bordello industry good business plan.
One point I think you inadvertantly indicated Domocrats were wankers.
I see you had one or two nits, which have been picked up by other readers.
Interesting read
love
Keef
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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I love the nit pointing. Whats a story without a nit or two. LOL. I had fun with this. There are all Wankers. Thanks for reading. Zed
Comment from Charles Keith
Hi Zed,
Good to see you in the adult section again. It's been a while.
I thought this was terrific, downsizing (or should that be admitting true dimentions in the customer's case)in the bordello industry good business plan.
One point I think you inadvertantly indicated Domocrats were wankers.
I see you had one or two nits, which have been picked up by other readers.
Interesting read
love
Keef
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Hi Zed,
Good to see you in the adult section again. It's been a while.
I thought this was terrific, downsizing (or should that be admitting true dimentions in the customer's case)in the bordello industry good business plan.
One point I think you inadvertantly indicated Domocrats were wankers.
I see you had one or two nits, which have been picked up by other readers.
Interesting read
love
Keef
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Deja Vous!
Comment from Charles Keith
Hi Zed,
Good to see you in the adult section again. It's been a while.
I thought this was terrific, downsizing (or should that be admitting true dimentions in the customer's case)in the bordello industry good business plan.
One point I think you inadvertantly indicated Domocrats were wankers.
I see you had one or two nits, which have been picked up by other readers.
Interesting read
love
Keef
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Hi Zed,
Good to see you in the adult section again. It's been a while.
I thought this was terrific, downsizing (or should that be admitting true dimentions in the customer's case)in the bordello industry good business plan.
One point I think you inadvertantly indicated Domocrats were wankers.
I see you had one or two nits, which have been picked up by other readers.
Interesting read
love
Keef
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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I feel like I have answered this response several times.. but I love you so much I will continue. Thanks honey. Zed
Comment from Korton
Absolutely hilarious, Zee. Only one nit here that was already reported by a previous reviewer. I have no doubt that a similar memo will be posted at numerous establisments all across Nevada by next week. You have provided a valuable service for the owners of this segment of the entertainment industry. Very well done.
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Absolutely hilarious, Zee. Only one nit here that was already reported by a previous reviewer. I have no doubt that a similar memo will be posted at numerous establisments all across Nevada by next week. You have provided a valuable service for the owners of this segment of the entertainment industry. Very well done.
Comment Written 23-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Thanks Frank. Perhaps I could get a positions as their spokesperson. Thanks so much for reading. I appreicate it. Zee
Comment from Sasha
I don't know if everyone will agree but this is wonderful. You made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my chair. You don't know how close to the truth you are (or maybe you do) but I once worked as an escort service (a long, long,long time ago) and most of what you said was our motto. I'm neither bragging nor ashamed, we all have a past, I just chose to put mine into a book. This is great writing and thanks for the trip down memory lane.
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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I don't know if everyone will agree but this is wonderful. You made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my chair. You don't know how close to the truth you are (or maybe you do) but I once worked as an escort service (a long, long,long time ago) and most of what you said was our motto. I'm neither bragging nor ashamed, we all have a past, I just chose to put mine into a book. This is great writing and thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Comment Written 23-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Stand Tall Smurphgirl. You are aces in my book. Speaking of that, I need to read your book. I am pleased you enjoyed the read. I enjoyed writing a bit of comedy. Thanks. Zee