Cock-A-Doodle Doo
The Rogue is back by upopular demand (see Author notes)30 total reviews
Comment from Maureen's Pen
Well first - how did you get that picture of me ???????????
LOL - I've recovered from my hysterical laughter - and taken a cold shower.
But you got me again ...with your author notes.
Rogue at his best yup I've been missing the party.
How many men been drooling over the screen....and electrifying themselves...
that thought is just as funny....go get em cowboy or cock-a doodle...
Thanks for sharing seems kind self satisfying - but there ya go.
Maureen
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Well first - how did you get that picture of me ???????????
LOL - I've recovered from my hysterical laughter - and taken a cold shower.
But you got me again ...with your author notes.
Rogue at his best yup I've been missing the party.
How many men been drooling over the screen....and electrifying themselves...
that thought is just as funny....go get em cowboy or cock-a doodle...
Thanks for sharing seems kind self satisfying - but there ya go.
Maureen
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Maureen, it's my special forces (Force Recon) background, so ALWAYS be mindful of your wardrobe...or lack thereof. ;)
Thanks for venturing over to the dark side for this one. Just imagine the Rogue as an FF. ;) Welcome to the party! D
Comment from Walter L. Jones
Stars twinkling this night, always, you bring a smile, soft the image played, structure good to the last laugh, entertainment and so we move forward and live in the moment, best day out there, Walt
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Stars twinkling this night, always, you bring a smile, soft the image played, structure good to the last laugh, entertainment and so we move forward and live in the moment, best day out there, Walt
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Thanks so much, my friend!
Comment from Robin Gilmor
You are truly my Friday thrill, sorry girls! A smile I do look forward to.
I too write on my I phone while in waiting rooms. How did we exist before? Tthank you for your SHORT verse my friend. I can once again relax for the week
end. Smiles and love, Robin :) PS Hope Dad is doing well.
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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You are truly my Friday thrill, sorry girls! A smile I do look forward to.
I too write on my I phone while in waiting rooms. How did we exist before? Tthank you for your SHORT verse my friend. I can once again relax for the week
end. Smiles and love, Robin :) PS Hope Dad is doing well.
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Robin, that means a lot to me. It seems some people just can't grasp that this is all in fun. Thank you so much, and you can count on the rogue riding again this week.
Comment from Nomar Chagrin
David, how the blazes do you expect me to resist reading a poem with a photo like that.
Loved it. Not just the humor but the vigor of the words were robust and metaphors hard-hitting. Game a shrew, sex alarm, drills them through and through. Impeccable rhyme and meter enhanced this as well.
(The six is for the poem and not the tits)
~ Jack
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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David, how the blazes do you expect me to resist reading a poem with a photo like that.
Loved it. Not just the humor but the vigor of the words were robust and metaphors hard-hitting. Game a shrew, sex alarm, drills them through and through. Impeccable rhyme and meter enhanced this as well.
(The six is for the poem and not the tits)
~ Jack
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Captain Jack, this sixer means a lot to me, my friend, especially considering you're rating the poem and not the tits, which would get the seven, I think.
Thank you VERY much! David
Comment from boxergirl
Ha! I didn't know you were "the Rogue"! Happy to have a face to put with the female rants. From my perspective, you all are doing a great job of bantering back and forth with the sexual innuendos. 8-)
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Ha! I didn't know you were "the Rogue"! Happy to have a face to put with the female rants. From my perspective, you all are doing a great job of bantering back and forth with the sexual innuendos. 8-)
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Yes, in the flesh. If you go back through my port, you'll find quite a cache of them, my friend. All in good fun. Thanks so much, boxer girl!
Comment from Donya Quijote
Well, I see my favorite rogue has returned for another round of banter with his favorite hens. I must admit that I have missed your Don Juanish escapades. And this Donya Ines takes comfort in knowing that she has no intention of reforming the star of these poems. She thanks you for the laugh in this late Friday afternoon romp through your devilish deeds as she breaks briefly from her more saintly pursuits. You got me laughing right away with your humorous quips. I had employ extreme self control when I read this line: The power tool that makes them drool / And drills them through and through. I am sure that there are some among your more experienced fans who might find your description accurate though lacking in the drool factor. Let's call it painful, though I am sure the rogue would execute it with a bit more finesse. After all he would like to leave his hen wanting more.
As I continued to read, I lost my wits at this: The rogue is back to snag a snack, / To saddle up and fill his sack / With ass-less chaps and Jimmy caps, / And aims to game a shrew. It was the sultry images that suddenly danced through the dark recesses of my naive imagination that will force me this night to go to confession. I fell hard for those gents who might look pleasing in such garb and was strongly repulsed by the images of those should not dare to wear such clothing or lack thereof.
As always a smooth and pleasing read. The playful tone really give your poem appeal.
It's nice to see the Rogue has returned.
DQ caught word of an unfriendly review. Take heart and keep the chin up!
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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Well, I see my favorite rogue has returned for another round of banter with his favorite hens. I must admit that I have missed your Don Juanish escapades. And this Donya Ines takes comfort in knowing that she has no intention of reforming the star of these poems. She thanks you for the laugh in this late Friday afternoon romp through your devilish deeds as she breaks briefly from her more saintly pursuits. You got me laughing right away with your humorous quips. I had employ extreme self control when I read this line: The power tool that makes them drool / And drills them through and through. I am sure that there are some among your more experienced fans who might find your description accurate though lacking in the drool factor. Let's call it painful, though I am sure the rogue would execute it with a bit more finesse. After all he would like to leave his hen wanting more.
As I continued to read, I lost my wits at this: The rogue is back to snag a snack, / To saddle up and fill his sack / With ass-less chaps and Jimmy caps, / And aims to game a shrew. It was the sultry images that suddenly danced through the dark recesses of my naive imagination that will force me this night to go to confession. I fell hard for those gents who might look pleasing in such garb and was strongly repulsed by the images of those should not dare to wear such clothing or lack thereof.
As always a smooth and pleasing read. The playful tone really give your poem appeal.
It's nice to see the Rogue has returned.
DQ caught word of an unfriendly review. Take heart and keep the chin up!
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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It's so nice to get your review, my friend, as you read this for what it is, and with the humor intended. I so appreciate your always-excellent insights and entertaining observations, my friend.
Thank you for the encouragement. These poems always seem to bring at least a few out of the woodwork, and it only bothers me because they're either not reading the author notes, have some other agenda, or they're just offended at the very nature of this and don't realize that it's all a big joke. Anyway, thank you, DQ. :)
Comment from Tatarka2
I must recognize that this poem, like your others, shows a great deal of talent, especially in rhyme and alliteration. This might not be my favorite of the topics you choose, but your talent shines through in every one you write.
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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I must recognize that this poem, like your others, shows a great deal of talent, especially in rhyme and alliteration. This might not be my favorite of the topics you choose, but your talent shines through in every one you write.
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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Thank you, Tatarka. Please don't feel the need to review them if these aren't your cup of tea. I certainly understand, my friend, and no hard feelings. :) They're not for everybody, and that's absolutely fine. That's why I limit them the way I do. I wouldn't have even posted one if it hadn't been requested.
Comment from paulah60
Ohhhhh, piffle! *yawn*. Same old, same old shit! Geez, how many different ways can you drill or poke or plunge your sword, little fella? LOL!
Listen up Rogueth, it's all about FOREPLAY! But the rapscallion is not schooled in the ways of the Kama Sutra. He doesn't care about HER pleasure. But then, she doesn't care about his. Any chickie he gets is not so much interested in Cock-A-Doodle Doo; she's more about Any-Cockle-Do (Oh God, did I say that out loud? That's SO not me! Is there a warning on reviews?).
Jokes aside David, this is yet another hoot from your rogue alter-ego. Some corkers here:
'The power tool that makes them drool
And drills them through and through'
'He now returns for carpet burns' (probably not as bad as the rash from the Harley spill?)
'The rogue is back to snag a snack,
To saddle up and fill his sack'
Good stuff dear friend, I surely thought you were flagging. Kinda makes me wanna fling backatcha now. So expect the unexpected at an unexpected time. No expectations though!
Cheers
Paula
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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Ohhhhh, piffle! *yawn*. Same old, same old shit! Geez, how many different ways can you drill or poke or plunge your sword, little fella? LOL!
Listen up Rogueth, it's all about FOREPLAY! But the rapscallion is not schooled in the ways of the Kama Sutra. He doesn't care about HER pleasure. But then, she doesn't care about his. Any chickie he gets is not so much interested in Cock-A-Doodle Doo; she's more about Any-Cockle-Do (Oh God, did I say that out loud? That's SO not me! Is there a warning on reviews?).
Jokes aside David, this is yet another hoot from your rogue alter-ego. Some corkers here:
'The power tool that makes them drool
And drills them through and through'
'He now returns for carpet burns' (probably not as bad as the rash from the Harley spill?)
'The rogue is back to snag a snack,
To saddle up and fill his sack'
Good stuff dear friend, I surely thought you were flagging. Kinda makes me wanna fling backatcha now. So expect the unexpected at an unexpected time. No expectations though!
Cheers
Paula
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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As long as the shots come my way, the rogue will fire back. I could've posted the one I wrote about the hens all gaining weight after the rogue leaves them, but the already-hostile women who review your poems but not mine would probably set up a pussy posse for my head (both of them).
Thanks, Paula. I'd just as soon let it go, as there are invariably people who don't get it, or act like they don't.
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Oooh, I'd so love to see that particular one (about the hens fattening up; what a hoot)!
And I am mystified that people read and review and feel the need to make disparaging comments. I was left reeling after a particularly nasty one (my first) on my last piece. Kind of shakes your confidence a bit (well mine anyway, as I'm not an accomplished poet like you).
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It just kind of pisses me off, and makes me wonder what it's REALLY about. OK, next week I'll post that one. If I'm in the same mood, I may even make it worse.
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Oh shit...I just saw what you're referring to. Pretty much renders me speechless! Such bad bad form. My next poem will be about these stereotypical predators who seem to scan the site looking to bring someone down to pump themselves up!
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How'd you like that passive-aggressive "nice attempt"?
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This could add new dimension to the rogue war if she fires back LOL!
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She's welcome to, but it'll go Rogue Dark Dirty then, I promise you.
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Or maybe about the ONLY type of 'hen' a rogue wouldn't touch? Now that would be saying something cos a real rogue just needs his conquests to have a pulse!! LOL
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Hmm...
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Can't wait!!!
Comment from padumachitta
hello. I will try again, this dang site kicked me out and lost my last review...urgh...
First off CONGRATS for the poem of the month, you deserve it:-)
Thanks for the Fryday laugh, and for making such an effort in your busy day:-)
There are many followers of the Rogue, judging by the response to my poem..
Take it easy out there,
padumachitta
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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hello. I will try again, this dang site kicked me out and lost my last review...urgh...
First off CONGRATS for the poem of the month, you deserve it:-)
Thanks for the Fryday laugh, and for making such an effort in your busy day:-)
There are many followers of the Rogue, judging by the response to my poem..
Take it easy out there,
padumachitta
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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I just had a problem, too, my friend, and lost several replies. Thanks so much for your review, and the laugh. I enjoyed it. I'm not sure how many people read them, but it's a lot more than who posts on them. It also confuses some easily-confused people, apparently.
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Hi. What is confusing about the big yellow and black warning sigh?
LOL
padumachitta
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Great question, Pad. I can't win for losing with the Rogue poems. I can't decide if people are angry, confused, ignorant, or all three.
Comment from Dawn Munro
Hahahaha - you are too much! From your iphone, hmmm? Well, I just read it an hour ago, smarty-pants, and your Kitty has replied with HER Fry-day poem.
I've had four hours sleep, so I'm soon going to bed. (Another rapscallion seems to enjoy awakening me. Groan! LOL)
As usual, you manage to make writing brilliant poetry so very easy. (And as evidenced by the response - you INSPIRE, my friend.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~adding this second review because the first one disappeared for awhile...???~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LOL
Okay, I think I may have figured out what is happening when I write a review for you and it doesn't register - I JUST reviewed this, and it did NOT go through. The iphone connection possibly?
Anyway, I'll try to repeat what I said (but I've had only four hours sleep three times this week so my brain is not at peak operation, which is not so great at the BEST of times! LOL)
This is another example of how you make it look so easy to write wonderful poetry, David -- BUT, not only that - as evidenced by the response your work gets, you INSPIRE, my friend.
I only read this an hour ago, and Kitty has already replied with her own FRY-day poem. :)
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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Hahahaha - you are too much! From your iphone, hmmm? Well, I just read it an hour ago, smarty-pants, and your Kitty has replied with HER Fry-day poem.
I've had four hours sleep, so I'm soon going to bed. (Another rapscallion seems to enjoy awakening me. Groan! LOL)
As usual, you manage to make writing brilliant poetry so very easy. (And as evidenced by the response - you INSPIRE, my friend.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~adding this second review because the first one disappeared for awhile...???~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LOL
Okay, I think I may have figured out what is happening when I write a review for you and it doesn't register - I JUST reviewed this, and it did NOT go through. The iphone connection possibly?
Anyway, I'll try to repeat what I said (but I've had only four hours sleep three times this week so my brain is not at peak operation, which is not so great at the BEST of times! LOL)
This is another example of how you make it look so easy to write wonderful poetry, David -- BUT, not only that - as evidenced by the response your work gets, you INSPIRE, my friend.
I only read this an hour ago, and Kitty has already replied with her own FRY-day poem. :)
Comment Written 14-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 14-Mar-2014
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Thank you very much, my friend. It was fun, and passed the time. I'll check out your piece (heh-heh) soon.
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HAHAHA - oh, you are SO welcome. :)