Guernsey's Gas
Milking her was more than a chore, it was an adventure!27 total reviews
Comment from Willowsong
This has good rhythm and rhyme and meets the syllabic count for a limerick precisely. Think perhaps the barnyard humor could have had a bit more depth to it but it does have an interesting view of the day to day life of a farmer.
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reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
This has good rhythm and rhyme and meets the syllabic count for a limerick precisely. Think perhaps the barnyard humor could have had a bit more depth to it but it does have an interesting view of the day to day life of a farmer.
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Comment Written 21-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
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Thank you very much for taking the time to read and review it for me. I appreciate it, Willowsong.
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You're certainly welcome. Good luck in the contest :)
Comment from royowen
A very funny limerick, and a very good chance entry in this poetic competition! The artwork is very appropriate to this poem, the repetitive rhyme adds to its uniqueness! Well done, blessings, Roy.
reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
A very funny limerick, and a very good chance entry in this poetic competition! The artwork is very appropriate to this poem, the repetitive rhyme adds to its uniqueness! Well done, blessings, Roy.
Comment Written 21-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
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Thanks for reading and reviewing it for me, Roy. I appreciate it.
Comment from kiwijenny
This is funny.....and you could say it was a gas... :o)
The mask....necessary for this task...
Well done Good luck ...
God bless
reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
This is funny.....and you could say it was a gas... :o)
The mask....necessary for this task...
Well done Good luck ...
God bless
Comment Written 20-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
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Ha ha, yeah, the mask was a must when milking old Lass, kiwijenny. This is a true story, and no one would milk her but me. She gave the sweetest milk, though, despite her bovine flatulence, lol. Thanks again!
Comment from write hand blue
I like this limerick of just five lines. A cautious tale of clouds passing. (undetected)
Were it any more (and drifting towards Jersey) I would have to fall off the chair backwards in reproach. Hick!
Guernsey is our next island, NO LESS. It is also next door.
Just twenty or less miles away. NO MORE, depending on how you hold the sex.. Hum... tant.. and backwards only in reproach by the second line..
Silence now, everyone and others, it is firmly held that Jersey... 'JERSEY' ... will AND would never wager five pints of Mary Ann ale against a slice of Guernsey Gosh.
The Germans never managed it buttttt... well -- we're all the same now. Arn't we?... Have they gone yet? Well I don't know do I?
Do you think the bloke with the limeric is still reading this?
I do hope not.
Nahh! he can't be. Ees married..
Jersey cows go one better as everyone nows, day ave a black plastic fing on there arse. Wiff a big bottle an a tube on the back. I meen every won nows dat.
A poem written with that breezy and most concise humour. And (Ohhh!) most visual and enjoyable(?)under the cows tail.
Many a review in vain. One more to me... Best wishes :( mel.
reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
I like this limerick of just five lines. A cautious tale of clouds passing. (undetected)
Were it any more (and drifting towards Jersey) I would have to fall off the chair backwards in reproach. Hick!
Guernsey is our next island, NO LESS. It is also next door.
Just twenty or less miles away. NO MORE, depending on how you hold the sex.. Hum... tant.. and backwards only in reproach by the second line..
Silence now, everyone and others, it is firmly held that Jersey... 'JERSEY' ... will AND would never wager five pints of Mary Ann ale against a slice of Guernsey Gosh.
The Germans never managed it buttttt... well -- we're all the same now. Arn't we?... Have they gone yet? Well I don't know do I?
Do you think the bloke with the limeric is still reading this?
I do hope not.
Nahh! he can't be. Ees married..
Jersey cows go one better as everyone nows, day ave a black plastic fing on there arse. Wiff a big bottle an a tube on the back. I meen every won nows dat.
A poem written with that breezy and most concise humour. And (Ohhh!) most visual and enjoyable(?)under the cows tail.
Many a review in vain. One more to me... Best wishes :( mel.
Comment Written 20-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
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Hah ha, that was quite a review, mel! I'm really happy that you liked it, too.
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I'm glad you liked my review. You named Guernsey a little island next to ours. I was so surprised and 'tired' shall we say, after an evening out when I wrote it.
An excellent poem. :) mel.
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Thanks again, Mel. I've always appreciate you, and your support.
Comment from tbacha58
Hi Dean, you are adorable, perfect writer, amazing writer, your joke here needed no words, just look at the picture. Its incredible the matching in perfection of picture and words. By the way, the picture of the Moon is out of this world. Thank you. Bless. Terry xoxo
reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
Hi Dean, you are adorable, perfect writer, amazing writer, your joke here needed no words, just look at the picture. Its incredible the matching in perfection of picture and words. By the way, the picture of the Moon is out of this world. Thank you. Bless. Terry xoxo
Comment Written 20-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 21-Apr-2014
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Thanks, Terry, I'm very glad you liked this silly little limerick. Wasn't that moon breathtaking? That really blew me outta the water that night!
Comment from rouskin
You are my favorite and when the time comes I'm going to vote for you I wish you the best of luck in the contest Blessings, Rouskin
reply by the author on 20-Apr-2014
You are my favorite and when the time comes I'm going to vote for you I wish you the best of luck in the contest Blessings, Rouskin
Comment Written 20-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 20-Apr-2014
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Thank you, rouskin. I would appreciate any and all the support I could get, lol. I'm glad you liked the limerick, my friend.
Comment from Jackarrie
a good limerick poem to enter into the contest. It has all the requirements for the prompt. I should be under humor poetry and not general fiction.
good luck in the contest. Mary
reply by the author on 20-Apr-2014
a good limerick poem to enter into the contest. It has all the requirements for the prompt. I should be under humor poetry and not general fiction.
good luck in the contest. Mary
Comment Written 20-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 20-Apr-2014
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Thanks you, Mary. I'm very glad that you liked it. It is categorized under "humor" poetry now. Thanks again.
Comment from RYME4U
Very funny. You got the rhyme and rhythm just right. The story it tells is funny and not bad enough to be bawdy. You did a great job!
reply by the author on 19-Apr-2014
Very funny. You got the rhyme and rhythm just right. The story it tells is funny and not bad enough to be bawdy. You did a great job!
Comment Written 19-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 19-Apr-2014
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Whew, thanks, RHYME4U, I tried to be very careful and adhere to your rules. It is a true story, too! Nobody but me would milk poor old Lassie. But, she gave the sweetest milk.
Thanks so much again.
Comment from adewpearl
Fun rhyming in good limerick format - I like how close the two rhyming groups are in sound
good cadence when read aloud
fun humor and play on words with "it will pass"
Brooke
reply by the author on 19-Apr-2014
Fun rhyming in good limerick format - I like how close the two rhyming groups are in sound
good cadence when read aloud
fun humor and play on words with "it will pass"
Brooke
Comment Written 19-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 19-Apr-2014
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Hah, thank you, Brooke, I'm really happy to know that you liked it. It's a true story, too! You are one of the masters of poetic expression on this site, so I take what you say to heart, and appreciate your kind comments.
Comment from Domino 2
I've heard that something like 20% of Earth's carbon emissions come from cows farting, so I'll pass on milking them myself.
I think you just about get away with the rules here, and anyway, it is funny.
Cheers, Ted
reply by the author on 19-Apr-2014
I've heard that something like 20% of Earth's carbon emissions come from cows farting, so I'll pass on milking them myself.
I think you just about get away with the rules here, and anyway, it is funny.
Cheers, Ted
Comment Written 19-Apr-2014
reply by the author on 19-Apr-2014
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Hah, thanks, Ted I appreciate it. It is a true story, so, I hope it was within RHYME4ME's guidelines. Nothing sexual and no dirty words, lol...