A Wheelbarrow in the Garden
Diary Fiction-Potlatch Practice24 total reviews
Comment from Dawn Munro
First, the typo (you REPROBATE)! (I KNEW IT HAD TO BE YOU!)
"She opened it like she(')d done it a thousand..." (WTFlying monkeys, I HAVE PROPOSED TO HER. HANDS OFF, Bucko. Haven't you done ENOUGH DAMN DAMAGE?)
Your story is ridiculous. Gloria would have nothing to do with something like this, so no one could ever think you wrote anything even close to the truth.
Oh...I see you are calling it fiction. Well alright then. See that it stays that way.
(LMFAO, ROF collecting dust and cat hair...)
reply by the author on 15-Jun-2016
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First, the typo (you REPROBATE)! (I KNEW IT HAD TO BE YOU!)
"She opened it like she(')d done it a thousand..." (WTFlying monkeys, I HAVE PROPOSED TO HER. HANDS OFF, Bucko. Haven't you done ENOUGH DAMN DAMAGE?)
Your story is ridiculous. Gloria would have nothing to do with something like this, so no one could ever think you wrote anything even close to the truth.
Oh...I see you are calling it fiction. Well alright then. See that it stays that way.
(LMFAO, ROF collecting dust and cat hair...)
Comment Written 10-Jun-2016
reply by the author on 15-Jun-2016
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I saw the dude you ended up with. So i'm guilt free. That dude is a stud. I don't know anything about any of this. Gloria's that poetess, yes? I'm just hoping the estate isn't probated a third time. What's that called a rereprobate? Doesn't even seem like a word. Well, it seems you enjoyed this tale. Thank you very much. I'll try and keep the damage to a minimum. mikey
Comment from mfowler
You couldn't possibly be blamed for plagiarism. You're too damned independent and original to even stroll in that park. As for Gloria, with her wit and originality, she hardly needs to give a sheet about anybody else's work. There are so many nice, sane people on this site - where do these vicious nobodies come from? I think you can't do any better than to take out your frustrations with a spoof like this. You and that playpal (was that the word?) Gloria seem to have forged a strong connection. I just read her rant a while back. This is hilarious in a surrealistic, Douglas Adams kind of way. Your escape with the action babe was the best bit and that fanciful philosophy down by the sandpipers had me laughing as me and the birds chased back the sea. Seriously though, you shouldn't have to put up with sheet like this. I found some uncharacteristic errors, but you probably know I wear many hats:
Where here...we're here: sorry, I'm just a stooge of the 'contraction committee'.
like she;d (she'd)done it a thousand times...sorry sometimes I do odd jobs for the 'comma corporation'
I can still here (hear) her words...sorry the 'homonym society' are on the lookout for escaped 'heres'. I'm picking a few contract (ions) hear an thear; know what I mean.
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reply by the author on 15-Jun-2016
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You couldn't possibly be blamed for plagiarism. You're too damned independent and original to even stroll in that park. As for Gloria, with her wit and originality, she hardly needs to give a sheet about anybody else's work. There are so many nice, sane people on this site - where do these vicious nobodies come from? I think you can't do any better than to take out your frustrations with a spoof like this. You and that playpal (was that the word?) Gloria seem to have forged a strong connection. I just read her rant a while back. This is hilarious in a surrealistic, Douglas Adams kind of way. Your escape with the action babe was the best bit and that fanciful philosophy down by the sandpipers had me laughing as me and the birds chased back the sea. Seriously though, you shouldn't have to put up with sheet like this. I found some uncharacteristic errors, but you probably know I wear many hats:
Where here...we're here: sorry, I'm just a stooge of the 'contraction committee'.
like she;d (she'd)done it a thousand times...sorry sometimes I do odd jobs for the 'comma corporation'
I can still here (hear) her words...sorry the 'homonym society' are on the lookout for escaped 'heres'. I'm picking a few contract (ions) hear an thear; know what I mean.
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Comment Written 10-Jun-2016
reply by the author on 15-Jun-2016
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Playpal. Jeesh, that sounds about as tame as two toddlers with a platic shovel and pail at the beach with plenty of supervision. Quite accurate too. LOL
Yeah, any charges are absurd and there's no worries. But, pretty irritating nonetheless. Makes for some good material though. Sorry to be so late. Oh, the balloon man's here. YAY! mikey
Comment from Gloria ....
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA, my land this is hilarious, Mav. For a second there, I almost felt like Bonnie and Clyde. Specially that crossing state lines and international. Goodness me, we have become quite notorious over this sheet issue.
Is that opening part a real post? Would somebody actually write something openly threatening us like that on FanStory? WOW!
I am a little mystified about the criminal dealings part though? Have you got any clues to what that might mean?
Oh I spoke too soon, I see it's because you don't spend enough time editing or writing, that's criminal activity for sure. I'll have know though, I was nowhere near Bill Cosby. I was thinking about changing that word to drape as it can't be pluralized because it's the personification of morning and as thus a singularity.
The third day is of course quite lovely. Great preparation for the Sunday Prose Potlatch.
She opened it like she;d (she'd) done
Anyway what a hoot. If you don't hear from me anymore, you'll know they've got me locked up in the Sing Sing Correctional Facility for hardened criminals like David Berkowitz- The Son of Sam and Willie Sutton.
Too funny. I think it's high time we did something about the REAL bullying and REAL plagiarism on site.
Great job!
Ange
PS: I had Tom remove my POM nomination, Grommit Hogg, the Sonnet Dog to give new members a chance to win the coveted POM award. Might that be considered criminal activity?
reply by the author on 15-Jun-2016
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAA, my land this is hilarious, Mav. For a second there, I almost felt like Bonnie and Clyde. Specially that crossing state lines and international. Goodness me, we have become quite notorious over this sheet issue.
Is that opening part a real post? Would somebody actually write something openly threatening us like that on FanStory? WOW!
I am a little mystified about the criminal dealings part though? Have you got any clues to what that might mean?
Oh I spoke too soon, I see it's because you don't spend enough time editing or writing, that's criminal activity for sure. I'll have know though, I was nowhere near Bill Cosby. I was thinking about changing that word to drape as it can't be pluralized because it's the personification of morning and as thus a singularity.
The third day is of course quite lovely. Great preparation for the Sunday Prose Potlatch.
She opened it like she;d (she'd) done
Anyway what a hoot. If you don't hear from me anymore, you'll know they've got me locked up in the Sing Sing Correctional Facility for hardened criminals like David Berkowitz- The Son of Sam and Willie Sutton.
Too funny. I think it's high time we did something about the REAL bullying and REAL plagiarism on site.
Great job!
Ange
PS: I had Tom remove my POM nomination, Grommit Hogg, the Sonnet Dog to give new members a chance to win the coveted POM award. Might that be considered criminal activity?
Comment Written 10-Jun-2016
reply by the author on 15-Jun-2016
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By now we've assumed our new identities in Witness Protection. I'm still a little put off by Alice Doesn't. It seems so negative and for God's sake, I DO!!! You're lucky you weren't near Bill Cosby, that fucker is smooooove.... He's rich ya know. Well, the fiords are waiting ... DOH!!! We'll have to move, AGAIN! Thanks so much, Ange. You're a super crime partner. We need to find something that's profitable though. These lucky lep certificates got me two hours of dish washing at the Holiday Inn. Bastards laughed at me and made me dance a jig. They weren't laughing after I beguiled them though.
Maverick
Comment from Barb Hensongispsaca
OH my God she took (out) all three guards.
opened it like she(')d done
What a different rant but the same ole MIckey.
And to end with Poe's line...definitely not children material.
Now if you can explain to me what the challenge is for potlatch, I would deeply appreciate it. I don't understand what we are supposed to do.
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reply by the author on 15-Jun-2016
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OH my God she took (out) all three guards.
opened it like she(')d done
What a different rant but the same ole MIckey.
And to end with Poe's line...definitely not children material.
Now if you can explain to me what the challenge is for potlatch, I would deeply appreciate it. I don't understand what we are supposed to do.
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Comment Written 10-Jun-2016
reply by the author on 15-Jun-2016
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Well, I'm so far behind, you've already taken and beat the challenge. LOL mikey