The Raunchiest Poem Ever!
It is what it says.111 total reviews
Comment from Artasylum
hi kiddo..april 1st...you got me....i think this was fun it took me away from my own every day stuff...i guess i will never know the secret but maybe that is better...huh? yours, diana
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
hi kiddo..april 1st...you got me....i think this was fun it took me away from my own every day stuff...i guess i will never know the secret but maybe that is better...huh? yours, diana
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I loved this one! "i guess i will never know the secret but maybe that is better...huh? " The secrets are spread through out my portfolio and in my reviews. I am never afraid to open up adult covers, but review very few of them. There a a couple of poetess' that did a great job and since they had all of the same stuff, I ended up asking why I enjoyed them. They included a spiritual aspect. I tried my hand at writing these until an anti-organ grinding movement took place. I guess what is good for the goose isn't good from the gander. They are in the foot locker of my portfolio. lol Thank you very much for the compliments and the review. Huh? Maybe I am not afraid of divuldging the secrets, but of taking things to far and letting loose a surprise. lol Have a great day!
Comment from Senyai
Awww, MikeK2, thanks for the April Fool's Day joke. First one for me today... I even tried to click on the retry link and was so disappointed when it didn't work. LOL
You are a prankster, Mr. Mike. :-)
Take care,
Foxey
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Awww, MikeK2, thanks for the April Fool's Day joke. First one for me today... I even tried to click on the retry link and was so disappointed when it didn't work. LOL
You are a prankster, Mr. Mike. :-)
Take care,
Foxey
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I am glad this was taking in the spirit of fun as intended and not like when I urinary dyed a troop. Thank you very much for the compliments and this review, I hope you day was good too!
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It was... thanks for asking, Mr. Mike :-)
Hope your week goes well.
Foxey
Comment from lsee
You take the cake, Mike! This is the first April Fool's joke I been caught with, today! It certainly is a good one, too! Thanks for sharing such an original.LOL!
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
You take the cake, Mike! This is the first April Fool's joke I been caught with, today! It certainly is a good one, too! Thanks for sharing such an original.LOL!
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Thank you very much for your generous rating, the compliments and this review.
Comment from nitad
Very clever! My favorite part is the line:
It has been determined
that the user of this
computer is under age.
Don't I wish! Thanks for the chuckle!
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Very clever! My favorite part is the line:
It has been determined
that the user of this
computer is under age.
Don't I wish! Thanks for the chuckle!
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Thank you very much for the compliments and this review.
Comment from bard owl
You are so silly!! And clever. I forgot this was April Fool's Day. Now I feel like a dork! But what fun. I have never been April Fooled on line before. I clicked the retry a couple of times before I realized what you were up to! Thank you for the bit of fun. bard owl
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
You are so silly!! And clever. I forgot this was April Fool's Day. Now I feel like a dork! But what fun. I have never been April Fooled on line before. I clicked the retry a couple of times before I realized what you were up to! Thank you for the bit of fun. bard owl
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I don't believe that, dorks wouldn't have reviewed it. I am so glad you found enjoyment with this one and thank for for the compliments and review for this piece of fun. Mike
Comment from Paradox Tremors
At first, I had my doubts...then I thought about all your other poems and thought - not him! HaHaHaHa...great April fool, you nearly got me...
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
At first, I had my doubts...then I thought about all your other poems and thought - not him! HaHaHaHa...great April fool, you nearly got me...
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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In the footlocker of my portfolio, I do have a couple of adult covers. I'll open them but more often then not won't review them. Thank you for your compliments and this review and for enjoying it too.
Comment from Lady & Louis
HA HA HA HA!
I like it, I like it! Sort of like a joke email, but one I get paid to read. Good one, Mike!
I haven't been called underage for a looooong time. Unless it means mental age lol!
Louise :D
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
HA HA HA HA!
I like it, I like it! Sort of like a joke email, but one I get paid to read. Good one, Mike!
I haven't been called underage for a looooong time. Unless it means mental age lol!
Louise :D
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Don't knock yourself, you don't look bad to me. Thank you for your compliments and this review, aslo for the looksie.
Comment from babylonia
made me laugh. made me smile. i love all the warnings. i totally forgot today is april fool's day. LOL easy to read and follow. no spaggies do i see. keep up the good work~
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
made me laugh. made me smile. i love all the warnings. i totally forgot today is april fool's day. LOL easy to read and follow. no spaggies do i see. keep up the good work~
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Thank you for the compliments and tis review, also for enjoying it too.
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you are very welcome~
babylonia
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you are very welcome~
babylonia
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you are very welcome~
babylonia
Comment from Gypsymooncat
Well, what can I say???!!! It's actually April 2nd over here in Oz, so I'm laughing even louder as I am, in effect, NOT an April Fool!!!
Wonderfully cheeky, great idea, and so damned clever! I actually admit to having tried to "click here"..... There's no accounting for it sometimes, eh?? So I guess that just makes me a "general" fool.....
Excellent! xoxoxoxo
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Well, what can I say???!!! It's actually April 2nd over here in Oz, so I'm laughing even louder as I am, in effect, NOT an April Fool!!!
Wonderfully cheeky, great idea, and so damned clever! I actually admit to having tried to "click here"..... There's no accounting for it sometimes, eh?? So I guess that just makes me a "general" fool.....
Excellent! xoxoxoxo
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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You always have to take into account human nature. My favorite was a movie short to where the had two buttons on a pole, one said, "Push to cross street," the other above it said, "Push to explode building." In disbelief he pushed the top on and that imploded the building. I lucked out too, I missed being born April 1st by six hours. My father felt that they had April, "fools," on the wrong date. I actually got down graded because on person recieved it the day before. Damn time lines, but it proves that sometimes the Internet can be too fast! Thank you very much for the compliments and this review.
Comment from DamienDarke
OK!!! YOU GOT ME! this was really clever. I hadnt gotten joked on ALL Day so this was refreshing... it also reminded Me that I had to call a friend because today is her b-day.. thanks for the laugh
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
OK!!! YOU GOT ME! this was really clever. I hadnt gotten joked on ALL Day so this was refreshing... it also reminded Me that I had to call a friend because today is her b-day.. thanks for the laugh
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Thank you very much for the compliments and review, and for enjoying this one too.