It Wasn't Amore
(598 words) A disastrous dinner date.31 total reviews
Comment from Elizabeth Emerald
This is hilarious! You've outdone yourself--the first paragraph alone is a masterpiece of wicked wit. Love the punchline and the penultimate pisser! Delightful. Cheers. LIZ
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reply by the author on 20-Aug-2020
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This is hilarious! You've outdone yourself--the first paragraph alone is a masterpiece of wicked wit. Love the punchline and the penultimate pisser! Delightful. Cheers. LIZ
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Comment Written 20-Aug-2020
reply by the author on 20-Aug-2020
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I was going to put that I "laughed my arse off" but then people would really know i was making it up.... plus i was nearly at maximum words allowed.
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How about tripped over your tits when they fell out.
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Ooooh, how indelicate! As I was about to admonish the waiter for a perceived impropriety, then exposure of my tits would have had me dying of mortification rather than living to see another day.