Fartina
Children's humorous poem.12 total reviews
Comment from Rosemary Everson1
Do you perhaps think the gassiness comes from the food she eats? If she does not get stung by bees, she must have some sort of coat that keeps her protected.
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Do you perhaps think the gassiness comes from the food she eats? If she does not get stung by bees, she must have some sort of coat that keeps her protected.
Comment Written 18-May-2022
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Hi Rosemary, thank you so
much for the 5 star review.
Fartina is just a character I
made up. But I know of some
people's dogs that actually have lots of gas, lol!
Comment from GARY MACLEAN
Oh my gosh. How true this is of most dogs. They don't care, I don't think they even know. They just let it rip and boy is it fatal! You have painted a very colorful picture of a dangerous, but loving family pet.
Good job.
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Oh my gosh. How true this is of most dogs. They don't care, I don't think they even know. They just let it rip and boy is it fatal! You have painted a very colorful picture of a dangerous, but loving family pet.
Good job.
Comment Written 18-May-2022
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Thank you, Gary. I appreciate
the 5 stars. I heard pet shops
have charcoal tablets for
Fido's flatulence, very funny.
Have a good Wednesday
afternoon and evening.
Blessings ~
Comment from Bill Schott
This children's poem, Fartina, lets the readers know about this delightfully aromatic pooch who can actually be used to chase folks away. Nice doggy.
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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This children's poem, Fartina, lets the readers know about this delightfully aromatic pooch who can actually be used to chase folks away. Nice doggy.
Comment Written 18-May-2022
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Thank you so much for the
5 stars, Bill. Silly poem, lol!
Comment from Tom Horonzy
Perhaps, Fartina is the cause of Covid-19. And I need to ask, what do you do when it releases gas. Run for the hills? Go outside? Maybe that is where your dog should reside. Cute.
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Perhaps, Fartina is the cause of Covid-19. And I need to ask, what do you do when it releases gas. Run for the hills? Go outside? Maybe that is where your dog should reside. Cute.
Comment Written 18-May-2022
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Hi Tom,
I may pen some somber poems, but I have a humorous streak and come
up with sophomoric poems
too. Fartina is a character
based on two dogs I had.
I heard that you can get
charcoal tablets for gassy
dogs, lol! Thank you so much
for the five star review. All
the best ~
Comment from Gypsy Blue Rose
Hello,
An awesome entry for the Children's Poem writing prompt Contest. It flows well with beautifully descriptive words that paint a clear mental picture.
The theme about fartina the farting dog is hilarious. My grandson would love it.
The rhyme doesn'tseem forced. The presentation can be improved with a white font or a lighter background color ... it's very hard to read.
Well done! I wish you the best in the contest.
Gypsy Blue Rose
"The poet waits quietly to paint the unsaid." - Atticus
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Hello,
An awesome entry for the Children's Poem writing prompt Contest. It flows well with beautifully descriptive words that paint a clear mental picture.
The theme about fartina the farting dog is hilarious. My grandson would love it.
The rhyme doesn'tseem forced. The presentation can be improved with a white font or a lighter background color ... it's very hard to read.
Well done! I wish you the best in the contest.
Gypsy Blue Rose
"The poet waits quietly to paint the unsaid." - Atticus
Comment Written 18-May-2022
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Thank you so much,
Gypsy Blue Rose. I love writing children's poems.
I feel children are very aware
of a poet's message in the
stories. I want children to
laugh at this poem. Thank you so much for the 5 stars.
Blessings to you. ~
Comment from Dolly'sPoems
Some dogs know how to drop these sink bombs that reach our noses and make us scatter! A fun post and kids always find bodily functions funny, love Dolly x
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Some dogs know how to drop these sink bombs that reach our noses and make us scatter! A fun post and kids always find bodily functions funny, love Dolly x
Comment Written 18-May-2022
reply by the author on 18-May-2022
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Thank you, Dolly! Sophomoric humor can be
fun as long as it isn't too gross, lol! I really appreciate
the 5 stars. Have a lovely
day, blessings to you. ~
Comment from LisaMay
That dog is your secret weapon, getting rid of salesmen and in-laws as well as wasps. Kids love fart jokes, so your silly poem should hit the spot with them.
reply by the author on 17-May-2022
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That dog is your secret weapon, getting rid of salesmen and in-laws as well as wasps. Kids love fart jokes, so your silly poem should hit the spot with them.
Comment Written 17-May-2022
reply by the author on 17-May-2022
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Thank you, Lisa May! I really
had a good time writing it.
Thank you so much for the
5 stars. Very sweet of you to
stop by. Blessings
Comment from R56Ma3
Well, that sure is one way to get rid of unwanted people. I have a cat that can get little gassy, but, not too often. I wonder what that dog has been eating? This is such a funny read and very well done! R56ma3:Susan C.
reply by the author on 16-May-2022
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Well, that sure is one way to get rid of unwanted people. I have a cat that can get little gassy, but, not too often. I wonder what that dog has been eating? This is such a funny read and very well done! R56ma3:Susan C.
Comment Written 16-May-2022
reply by the author on 16-May-2022
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Hi R56, Fartina is quite a
character. She loves gas
producing food such as burritos and beans, lol! Thank
you so much for the generous 5 stars, I appreciate it so much. Blessings!
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You're very welcome
Comment from Pantygynt
Those children made of slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails - namely little boys - will love this as they are largely toilet orientated but the other lot - the sugar and spice lot - won't, probably won't.
reply by the author on 16-May-2022
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Those children made of slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails - namely little boys - will love this as they are largely toilet orientated but the other lot - the sugar and spice lot - won't, probably won't.
Comment Written 16-May-2022
reply by the author on 16-May-2022
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Hi Pantygynt,
Thank you for reading my
"gassy poem," and giving it
5 stars. I agree, I think little
boys would really like this poem, and little girls, not so
much. On the poetry website
I used to be on, this poem made the list of, All-Time
Best Flatulence Poems, lol!!!
They have a lot of various
categories for poems, and I
didn't even know they had a
category for that, lol!!!
Comment from the13thpoet
Hello mystery poet a good day to you. I hope this finds you well. I enjoyed your children's poem nice rhymes, and great fun for the kids. Good job and good luck in the contest.
reply by the author on 16-May-2022
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Hello mystery poet a good day to you. I hope this finds you well. I enjoyed your children's poem nice rhymes, and great fun for the kids. Good job and good luck in the contest.
Comment Written 16-May-2022
reply by the author on 16-May-2022
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Thank you very much,
13thpoet, for taking the time
to read my, "pooty-poem," lol!
I have, sometimes, a sophomoric sense of humor,
when it comes to flatulence.
My late husband would
good-naturedly tease me
about it. Thank you for the
5 star review, I really appreciate it. Have a good
week full of creativity.
All the best. ~