The Raunchiest Poem Ever!
It is what it says.111 total reviews
Comment from ravenshadowwinds
I have to admit, you got me. I sat there wondering...huh? I'm like 44, so why cant I see the poem. Then I read the notes and ROTFLOL.
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I have to admit, you got me. I sat there wondering...huh? I'm like 44, so why cant I see the poem. Then I read the notes and ROTFLOL.
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Thank you very much for your compliments and this review. This one is a bit like standing in line at the MVA (drivers license people).
Comment from NadineM
Ahem!........ This was the first practical joke of my day and I appreciated being "had" THIS TIME!! Heehee....
You're very imaginative and funny!
Thanks for making me laugh!
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Ahem!........ This was the first practical joke of my day and I appreciated being "had" THIS TIME!! Heehee....
You're very imaginative and funny!
Thanks for making me laugh!
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I do too as long is it is good natured. Thank you so much for your compliments and this review.
Comment from Spacey~Stacey
OH!!! Kudos to you for such a wonderful joke....I'm sure you pulled in MANY unsuspecting people. LOL Thanks for making me laugh....You got me! If I had 6 stars to give I'd have given it to ya. Thanks again!
Stacey
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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OH!!! Kudos to you for such a wonderful joke....I'm sure you pulled in MANY unsuspecting people. LOL Thanks for making me laugh....You got me! If I had 6 stars to give I'd have given it to ya. Thanks again!
Stacey
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I was surprised to actually get one and I really appreciated it. I also appreciate the thought too. Thank you so much for your compliments and this review.
Comment from ledford
Cute ... happy April Fool's Day:-)
Despite knowing nothing would happen if I clicked "click here to retry", I had to do it.
Take care!
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Cute ... happy April Fool's Day:-)
Despite knowing nothing would happen if I clicked "click here to retry", I had to do it.
Take care!
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I had to include a human nature element in this one. Thank you so much for your compliments and this review.
Comment from IndianaIrish
LOL to you, Mike! What a wonderful joke and it feels so great to laugh like a goon this morning. You're such a goof and I love it! I'm also going to take it as a personal high-handed compliment that I'm so very young and still a puppy! Happy April's Fool to you and have a fantastic day.
Smiles and laugh,
Indy :>)
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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LOL to you, Mike! What a wonderful joke and it feels so great to laugh like a goon this morning. You're such a goof and I love it! I'm also going to take it as a personal high-handed compliment that I'm so very young and still a puppy! Happy April's Fool to you and have a fantastic day.
Smiles and laugh,
Indy :>)
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I wake up before one can get a sense of humor, but it has been a pleasure to hope that this will help people have a nice day. Thank yo very much for your compliments and this review. Mike
Comment from TheFex
funny funny Mike:P
I wondered who would be the first to post an April Fools joke here. As far as I'm concerned, you win!
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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funny funny Mike:P
I wondered who would be the first to post an April Fools joke here. As far as I'm concerned, you win!
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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They hard part of this poem was when to post it, I vasilated between eastern and central time, right when a review to another poem set this one in motion. lol Thank you very much for your compliments and this review, i hope you can get one in too. Mike
Comment from Lee Shrug
I forgot it was April Fool's Day until I opened this poem. I can't tell you how much I wish I was underage and not way past that. Oh, to be young again and playing tricks on friends. Love your practical joke. Well played! Smiling, L.S.
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I forgot it was April Fool's Day until I opened this poem. I can't tell you how much I wish I was underage and not way past that. Oh, to be young again and playing tricks on friends. Love your practical joke. Well played! Smiling, L.S.
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I never inquired, but the great thing about being way past adolesence is people don't expect it. It is a good day to get that pesky neighborhood kid in trouble. lol Thank you so very much for the compliments and this review.
Comment from nora arjuna
LOLOL you had me, mike.
But honestly, after I've been reading your other poems, I had doubt over this post. I thought it's just wasn't you. Naturally, being curios, I checked.
Brilliant trick. OK, I'm a fool. :)
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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LOLOL you had me, mike.
But honestly, after I've been reading your other poems, I had doubt over this post. I thought it's just wasn't you. Naturally, being curios, I checked.
Brilliant trick. OK, I'm a fool. :)
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I have a few adult posts in my portfolio, I even got so good at it, I was accused of organ grinding. I put that to rest as I would have to come up with better and feared smacking myself in the face. I took people's hints. Adult covers are funny things with me, I'll open them up but with the exception of a couple of poetess' which comes up with very good poems, I will immediatly close them. Thank you for your compliments and this review, your never a fool to me. :) Mike
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well, maybe I just missed them. I'd like to suggest you to read my vampire poem - The Night I Surrender. I assure you it's a sensual piece.
Still active in my folio. :)
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I'll take a look at that a little later!
Comment from littleoleme
Oh Please!!! lollll Your a Monkey. Aren't you? lo0llll
Very creative of you to come up with that. An easy member dolar for me I guess. Definietly no need for revisions.
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Oh Please!!! lollll Your a Monkey. Aren't you? lo0llll
Very creative of you to come up with that. An easy member dolar for me I guess. Definietly no need for revisions.
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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The hard part of this poem was sitting on it for six months. I am glad that you enjoyed this one. Mike
Comment from x-ray
Hey, good one Mike.
Got a grin. I was wondering if anyone on site was going to do the 'April Fool's' bit, and checked the forums warily, looking out for it. Even thinking about one myself.
Caught me unawares as a regular post.
Having seen your other stuff, I was expecting it to be a tongue-in-cheek post, not really that you'd have anything up that was actually 'naughty', but still I got caught out!
Glad to see someone's got a sense of humour. I'll remember that in future, and keep a close eye on your stuff.:-)
Best, X.
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Hey, good one Mike.
Got a grin. I was wondering if anyone on site was going to do the 'April Fool's' bit, and checked the forums warily, looking out for it. Even thinking about one myself.
Caught me unawares as a regular post.
Having seen your other stuff, I was expecting it to be a tongue-in-cheek post, not really that you'd have anything up that was actually 'naughty', but still I got caught out!
Glad to see someone's got a sense of humour. I'll remember that in future, and keep a close eye on your stuff.:-)
Best, X.
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Check out, "Champaign and Cavier." I did a few, but it is the exception, not the rule. Thank yo very much for your compliments and this review. I am glad that you enjoyed this too. Mike