The Raunchiest Poem Ever!
It is what it says.111 total reviews
Comment from RaymondJohn
Very funny. If I had remembered it was April Fool's, I would have guessed, but it's good for a laugh. Thanks for getting the day off to a good start. Best. Ray
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Very funny. If I had remembered it was April Fool's, I would have guessed, but it's good for a laugh. Thanks for getting the day off to a good start. Best. Ray
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Never a problem. Thank you very much for your compliments and this review.
Comment from Judian James
You, Spam Man, are certifiable, so you better hang up your cape and key, the men in white coats are coming for you soon! Of course, I hit the retry knowing I'm of age for decent smut!! Good one. April Fools Mike!! Very funny.
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
You, Spam Man, are certifiable, so you better hang up your cape and key, the men in white coats are coming for you soon! Of course, I hit the retry knowing I'm of age for decent smut!! Good one. April Fools Mike!! Very funny.
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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This one has gone over much better then the time I urinary dyed the scout troop. This post was on my mind for six months and I almost got cold feet. But then a reviewer set me off and I did the deed. Thank you very much for your compliments and this review.
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I had to go in and see what others wrote. Sleep's was hilarious!! He wanted to April Fool you and give you one star but was afraid you squelch him!! Good job Mike. You brought a lot of laughs with this one!
And, no one seems embarrassed to admit they were looking for smut. I find that hilarious too!!
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People really got a kick out of this. I am interested in all poetry and always opened adult covers up, but have commented on only a couple of poetess' work. I only have a few in my portfolio, based on what I like about their's. Most people her are extremely good natured.
The torture for me is, having to sit on this for six months.! Have a great day!
Comment from Penpal
Heheheheh! Nice start to my day. lol April first, uh oh! I wonder what other tricks will be upon me today. Creative and funny. Thanks for the joke.
You got me!!!
Sally
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Heheheheh! Nice start to my day. lol April first, uh oh! I wonder what other tricks will be upon me today. Creative and funny. Thanks for the joke.
You got me!!!
Sally
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Thank you very much for your compliments and this review. I glad that you appreciated this joke too. I hope you don't run across and poor jokes on this day, only one that make you smile and improve your day.
Comment from Curt Mongold
Very cute! It had me going, and I have been looking for this kind of stuff al morning! Ha! Good one! You got me, that's for sure.
Curt
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Very cute! It had me going, and I have been looking for this kind of stuff al morning! Ha! Good one! You got me, that's for sure.
Curt
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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It hits you always when you turn your head. Thank you very much for your compliments and this review.
Comment from glimmers
LOLOLOL....and here I am clicking on that click here to retry, getting mad because I KNOW I am not underage, lol.....you got me!!!!!
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
LOLOLOL....and here I am clicking on that click here to retry, getting mad because I KNOW I am not underage, lol.....you got me!!!!!
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I am glad that you got the joke and didn't end up in a rage, and lost the stars meant for this page. lol Thank you for the compliments and this review, I hope you have a fine day too.
Comment from GregoryC
Nice deception. For a moment I thought I was 15 again! April fools is a prankster's dream. Got a good laugh over this.
Gregory
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Nice deception. For a moment I thought I was 15 again! April fools is a prankster's dream. Got a good laugh over this.
Gregory
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Thank you for the compliments and this review.
Comment from Sleep
Hi Mike,
You really are a barrel of laughs under that canoe ain't ya!
I was going to give you one star and did do, but then just before I hit the button my 'brainpoliceman' said Wooaahhh!
What if he squelches you before you have the chace to say April fool and upgrade it, so reluctantly I had to let you off with that one, but I will get revenge!!!!!
Sleep............
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Hi Mike,
You really are a barrel of laughs under that canoe ain't ya!
I was going to give you one star and did do, but then just before I hit the button my 'brainpoliceman' said Wooaahhh!
What if he squelches you before you have the chace to say April fool and upgrade it, so reluctantly I had to let you off with that one, but I will get revenge!!!!!
Sleep............
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I have yet to squeltch and expected that that was what people would do. But everyone got such a laugh out of this, they forgot to. Everyone here are such great Joes, I enterained the thought, but never squeltched, even my poeticly angry foes. Thank you for your compliments and this review, I hope you enjoy this spirit filled day too. MikeK
..and it sure is better then when I urinary dyed the scout troop. That didn't go over so well and I thought when I snap in pooped the seat of a latrene, that truck driver enterained the thought of pounding me to hell.
Comment from smiles_with_sunshine
>>>M>i>k>e>>K>2>>>
This poem has got to be the most original April Fools
joke I have ever come across! You muct be one funny
guy. Thank you for sharing, Mike.
Take care and "be" blessed.
:)s* smiles
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
>>>M>i>k>e>>K>2>>>
This poem has got to be the most original April Fools
joke I have ever come across! You muct be one funny
guy. Thank you for sharing, Mike.
Take care and "be" blessed.
:)s* smiles
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Thank you very much for bestowing upon me such a complimentary review, I am glad that you enjoyed the poem and that you be blessed too. MikeK
Comment from justmade
Nice one Mike you kind of had me fooled as I was bracing up for some ... well it's not like I always look forward to it but being the man I am I love to read all sorts and know when to be cautious ... or so I think.
Anyway Mike nice April joke.
Much love,
Justmade.
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Nice one Mike you kind of had me fooled as I was bracing up for some ... well it's not like I always look forward to it but being the man I am I love to read all sorts and know when to be cautious ... or so I think.
Anyway Mike nice April joke.
Much love,
Justmade.
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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I know how you feel, I never hesitate to open up adult covers, but I am quick to close them as well. A couple of poetess' do such a good job, I have to al least see if I like them. Thank you so much for your compliments and this review. It has made my day to.
Comment from Lady Waukesha
Oh hell!
You got me! Now my secret is out--I want to read raunchy poems! Good one....
I love an April Fools Joke!
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
Oh hell!
You got me! Now my secret is out--I want to read raunchy poems! Good one....
I love an April Fools Joke!
Comment Written 01-Apr-2008
reply by the author on 01-Apr-2008
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Thank you very much for your compliments and this review, I am glad that you enjoyed this one too. Mike