Belinda's House of Joy.
letter to employees.23 total reviews
Comment from mstad55
Now that was educational too say the least. When middle America feels it's getting screwed by their political representative, it's only partially true. They are politicians with benefits paid for by the loyal tax payers of this fine land. Home of the free and the horny. Yes, it's good to know that we can keep our senators and govenors happy while out of town doing business. Even if that business has nothing to do with running the country. Like everything else other than tobacco and boose, if they legalize prostitution the price will come down. Maybe the Obama adminstration will start a stimulas plan, cash for hoes. After all, you'd like a chunk of a four billion dollar stimulas. And that would buy a whole lot of batteries. M
reply by the author on 31-Aug-2009
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Now that was educational too say the least. When middle America feels it's getting screwed by their political representative, it's only partially true. They are politicians with benefits paid for by the loyal tax payers of this fine land. Home of the free and the horny. Yes, it's good to know that we can keep our senators and govenors happy while out of town doing business. Even if that business has nothing to do with running the country. Like everything else other than tobacco and boose, if they legalize prostitution the price will come down. Maybe the Obama adminstration will start a stimulas plan, cash for hoes. After all, you'd like a chunk of a four billion dollar stimulas. And that would buy a whole lot of batteries. M
Comment Written 31-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 31-Aug-2009
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Perfect idea. Free batteries. A grind sound was heard around the world. Thanks, baby. Zee
Comment from joan marie
Be nice to those of us without our teeth, can be considered and asset. Couldn't resist that one. Sound business plan, but fell you must prepare for things that can be blown up. joan marie
reply by the author on 26-Aug-2009
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Be nice to those of us without our teeth, can be considered and asset. Couldn't resist that one. Sound business plan, but fell you must prepare for things that can be blown up. joan marie
Comment Written 26-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 26-Aug-2009
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I love the word blow. Thanks Joan Marie. Zee
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Thought you would pick up on the double entendre intended. jm
Comment from IndianaIrish
Well, of course they didn't allow past winners to enter this one...they probably had a heads up on your entry. (oh dear....sorry!) This is nasty and funny, raunchy and funny, OMG and very funny.
Indy :>)
reply by the author on 25-Aug-2009
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Well, of course they didn't allow past winners to enter this one...they probably had a heads up on your entry. (oh dear....sorry!) This is nasty and funny, raunchy and funny, OMG and very funny.
Indy :>)
Comment Written 25-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 25-Aug-2009
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LOL, thanks much dear. I am going to post a contest later. thanks much for reading and reviewing. Zee
Comment from kenorabug
Oh, ZeeZee, you are a very bad girl. Too bad I get such a kick out of your writing, though I feel I should repent after reading it. I like your cut-throat sense of humor. After reading your post, I can't help but wonder if making prostitution legal would benefit us all. This way we could tax it. Love, love, love "Politicians make up 80% of our income." You hit the nail right on the head (and, no, not that head:))
R
reply by the author on 25-Aug-2009
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Oh, ZeeZee, you are a very bad girl. Too bad I get such a kick out of your writing, though I feel I should repent after reading it. I like your cut-throat sense of humor. After reading your post, I can't help but wonder if making prostitution legal would benefit us all. This way we could tax it. Love, love, love "Politicians make up 80% of our income." You hit the nail right on the head (and, no, not that head:))
R
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 25-Aug-2009
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lmao on the Head remark. Hi R. Nice to see ya. Thanks for reading and review. Zee
Comment from Judian James
Yes, indeedy, raunchy and vulgar BUT, with that being said, "After our recent questionnaire, we have determined that Republican males, between the ages of 50 and 60, are our major source of income. Therefore, we encourage all Ladies to keep a bible on the night stand and pictures of Dick Cheney on the dresser" Good one Zee!!
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Yes, indeedy, raunchy and vulgar BUT, with that being said, "After our recent questionnaire, we have determined that Republican males, between the ages of 50 and 60, are our major source of income. Therefore, we encourage all Ladies to keep a bible on the night stand and pictures of Dick Cheney on the dresser" Good one Zee!!
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Thanks Jude. I am buried in comments.
Comment from samuelbrody
Zee... Does anyone have a more risque` imagination than you. Probably not. At least not anyone who can illicit a smile so easily from a reader. We men are a great bunch to take a poke at, or should I say, take a poke from? I am going to list several things to see if they fit with your approval:
Prior statistic[s] indicate
their own [pud] instead of [meat]...we use fresh meat in looking for women so we prefer the word pud in reference to masturbation so as not to get confused...we beat our own pud...like I said it's a guy thing with the whole fresh meat idea.
Good imagery for women to practice sucking chrome off bumpers...I think you could tighten the sentence by dropping the word [of], it's implied in the sucking action itself. And really, who doesn't prefer anything to do with women being a little tighter.
That's it. For all my lady friends and fans, including Zee, I intentionally went WAY outside my comfort zone in writing this way to keep in the spirit of the work in the tongue in cheek way it is written. I do not intend to embarrass or offend.
Government official[s]
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Zee... Does anyone have a more risque` imagination than you. Probably not. At least not anyone who can illicit a smile so easily from a reader. We men are a great bunch to take a poke at, or should I say, take a poke from? I am going to list several things to see if they fit with your approval:
Prior statistic[s] indicate
their own [pud] instead of [meat]...we use fresh meat in looking for women so we prefer the word pud in reference to masturbation so as not to get confused...we beat our own pud...like I said it's a guy thing with the whole fresh meat idea.
Good imagery for women to practice sucking chrome off bumpers...I think you could tighten the sentence by dropping the word [of], it's implied in the sucking action itself. And really, who doesn't prefer anything to do with women being a little tighter.
That's it. For all my lady friends and fans, including Zee, I intentionally went WAY outside my comfort zone in writing this way to keep in the spirit of the work in the tongue in cheek way it is written. I do not intend to embarrass or offend.
Government official[s]
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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You did not embarrass or offend. I loved your suggestions. Pud.. that's what you call it? OKAY I will remember that. LOL. Thanks much Sam. The next time I write about men and masturbation, I will check in with you first. LOL. Thanks. Zee
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Ummm, like I said, it was a recollection from my youth. ;-)
Comment from barbara.wilkey
I guess my big question is: Since you have determined that Republican males, between the ages of 50 and 60, are our major source of income, what are the Democrates doing? Are they not sexually frustrated?
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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I guess my big question is: Since you have determined that Republican males, between the ages of 50 and 60, are our major source of income, what are the Democrates doing? Are they not sexually frustrated?
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Ha Ha.. Democrats hate to pay for sex. They are banging the interns. Just as bad, if not worse. At least Republican pay as they go. Thanks for responding, Barbara.wilkey. Zee
Comment from prodigal
yes yes. raunchy and vulgar. funny and original. i am not sure if enjoyed is the operative word here or not my friend, but this is a good entry. good job- sam
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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yes yes. raunchy and vulgar. funny and original. i am not sure if enjoyed is the operative word here or not my friend, but this is a good entry. good job- sam
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Ahhh Sam.. you are a good sport. Thanks for reading and reviewing. Zee
Comment from sgalletti
Yeah Zee! Back to writing the good stuff! I loved this piece. Creative. Funny. "Sucked" me in.... No matter you didn't get into the contest. This is a winner for me! Sue
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Yeah Zee! Back to writing the good stuff! I loved this piece. Creative. Funny. "Sucked" me in.... No matter you didn't get into the contest. This is a winner for me! Sue
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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I wrote this just for you.. I knew would appreciate my returning to my old ways. LMAO ... thanks much, Sue. Zeezee
Comment from Cooper Watt
Oh, the humanity of it... Zee, zee, zee, the bible-thumpers on this site must be livid right now; boiling over and mobilizing a posse to come after you. No, not "pussy," I said "posse." They're probably sending you hate-mail written in crayon to your front door.
Funny write, Zee. Cool beans.
Coop.
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Oh, the humanity of it... Zee, zee, zee, the bible-thumpers on this site must be livid right now; boiling over and mobilizing a posse to come after you. No, not "pussy," I said "posse." They're probably sending you hate-mail written in crayon to your front door.
Funny write, Zee. Cool beans.
Coop.
Comment Written 24-Aug-2009
reply by the author on 24-Aug-2009
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Geeze, Coop. Now I will worry About opening my mail. I did tag it mature. So ... reader beware. LOL thanks much. Zee