I'm Not a Rogue!
An offer of solace for victims of the Rogue26 total reviews
Comment from Lucian Carter
This is a pay it forward review as started by IamCat.
Great poem with some great rhymes. I love the story you tell with it. And yes, Irish men are sexy. Good stuff.
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reply by the author on 20-Dec-2017
This is a pay it forward review as started by IamCat.
Great poem with some great rhymes. I love the story you tell with it. And yes, Irish men are sexy. Good stuff.
To keep the chain going, please find one (or more) pieces which are one review short of either Recognized or All Time Best status, then give them a review and ask them to pay it forward as well.
Comment Written 20-Dec-2017
reply by the author on 20-Dec-2017
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Jeesh, you reached WAAAAAAY back for this. LOL Thanks so much. This was part of a back and forth between some gals and a poet that isn't here anymore. This was my two cents. Actually Adewpearl (Brooke Baldwin) started the pay it forward idea and Cat revived it. A great idea. I shall do so. mike
Comment from MoIronE13
Is that a pencil in your pocket? or are you just glad to see me?? LOL
Pop goes the "weasel"...
Gone shootin'
Enjoying your "rogue-ish write of passion and lust..
Gearing up for V-day, are we??
LOL
Mahina 2014
reply by the author on 28-Jan-2014
Is that a pencil in your pocket? or are you just glad to see me?? LOL
Pop goes the "weasel"...
Gone shootin'
Enjoying your "rogue-ish write of passion and lust..
Gearing up for V-day, are we??
LOL
Mahina 2014
Comment Written 28-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 28-Jan-2014
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V-day. Hahaha
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Or is VD day?? LOL
Comment from ProjectBluebook
Speechless, am I, this is art, a humdinger for sure. Honestly, I believe, I lost a kidney among'st all the laughter. I struggled from quatrain to quatrain, my side bursting in pain, from my laughter sprung from a jester like you. I lay down my trusty sword, humble me. From here on, I will announce thee, as Sir Mikey or Lord Mikey, take your pick #13. This silly poem will be bookmarked for future usage. I will cleave, read it every time, I should get depressed. Just what Mikey ordered, a dose of meds wrapped in a commical warped poem. What a beauty!!! Truthfully, this poem made my month, possibly, my decade. Shucks, fire!! Lord Mikey, I will cherish this beauty in my napsack and kick off the dogs. My side still hurts from the chaotic laughter inflicted upon my fracking soul. Yeah, fracking is a word, ever watch BattleStar Gallactica? Certainly, your sword rules, I can't get that rubber dummy from my dimwitted fracking mind!!! Tell me more, what incident triggered this fantastic episode. Jeepers Creepers, if I had seven stars you would get'm, all I offer is six. For the sick dummy holding the blow up doll and liking it. This is too much for me to handle, Mikey. Later Sir Mikey, I bow at your mercy, ha ha ha! that's your logo, wackydo over & out!
reply by the author on 28-Jan-2014
Speechless, am I, this is art, a humdinger for sure. Honestly, I believe, I lost a kidney among'st all the laughter. I struggled from quatrain to quatrain, my side bursting in pain, from my laughter sprung from a jester like you. I lay down my trusty sword, humble me. From here on, I will announce thee, as Sir Mikey or Lord Mikey, take your pick #13. This silly poem will be bookmarked for future usage. I will cleave, read it every time, I should get depressed. Just what Mikey ordered, a dose of meds wrapped in a commical warped poem. What a beauty!!! Truthfully, this poem made my month, possibly, my decade. Shucks, fire!! Lord Mikey, I will cherish this beauty in my napsack and kick off the dogs. My side still hurts from the chaotic laughter inflicted upon my fracking soul. Yeah, fracking is a word, ever watch BattleStar Gallactica? Certainly, your sword rules, I can't get that rubber dummy from my dimwitted fracking mind!!! Tell me more, what incident triggered this fantastic episode. Jeepers Creepers, if I had seven stars you would get'm, all I offer is six. For the sick dummy holding the blow up doll and liking it. This is too much for me to handle, Mikey. Later Sir Mikey, I bow at your mercy, ha ha ha! that's your logo, wackydo over & out!
Comment Written 28-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 28-Jan-2014
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Glad you liked this little parry and thrust. Hahaha. A bit of fun. Do you think the little girls will realize my true motives or am I safe from their wrath. mikey
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Mikey, you're safe, you got no worries. I'm getting to know you as a person and I know you got good intentions. I truely, believe they see your true colors. I like to clown around with the womenfolk too but I know they know me. Not taken serious, name like wackydo. Sometimes it's good to ruffle some featrhers to seek the truth. If they don't like it, all they got to do is erase you from their fanlist but I doubt they have. Actions speak louder than words but you already know that, Romeo. Kidding ... Not like they want phone sex, that blow-up doll blew my mind and once, you called me insane! for that sneaky ink persuasion. Your just having fun, it's in your DNA profile, I suppose. PS. I do believe there is a couple gals who dig you on this site. I can't mention their names, they would crucify my _alls wackydo out!
Comment from Petriesan
wait, didn't I used to date that girl? You poaching?
Well written piece with a wicked sense of humor
Many of these lines are more prurient than I could do, but you did them well
reply by the author on 29-Jan-2014
wait, didn't I used to date that girl? You poaching?
Well written piece with a wicked sense of humor
Many of these lines are more prurient than I could do, but you did them well
Comment Written 27-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 29-Jan-2014
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A little shocked that I did them myself. But, like I used to tell my mom, "All the other kids were doing it." Hahaha. Glad you liked it though. Yeah, she keeps talking about you. Kind of making me jealous really.... mikey
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She is like that. Never got used to it
Comment from Patti R.
LOL! You truly are a Rogue! I knew it! I'm only just cluing into this bantam banter, this fluster of feathers and tossing of taunts! I have enjoyed what I've read so far - and you are so bad for jumping in wearing that tiny Speedo and buying the expensive wine! Loved this.
Patti
Good rhyme, by the way, thought I'd say that in case you thought I was ignoring the poetic prowess you've shown here! giggling
Patti
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
LOL! You truly are a Rogue! I knew it! I'm only just cluing into this bantam banter, this fluster of feathers and tossing of taunts! I have enjoyed what I've read so far - and you are so bad for jumping in wearing that tiny Speedo and buying the expensive wine! Loved this.
Patti
Good rhyme, by the way, thought I'd say that in case you thought I was ignoring the poetic prowess you've shown here! giggling
Patti
Comment Written 27-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
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Not enough of a rogue to take on these gals. Hahaha. I was surprised at how good I looked in the speedo thou.......Maybe it was the cold duck making my vision blurry. mikey
Comment from Spitfire
This was a delightful change of pace from the female's point of view. Cock crowed fowl lies--good play on words.
Kissing the wrong end. Now would be the time to fart. LOL
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
This was a delightful change of pace from the female's point of view. Cock crowed fowl lies--good play on words.
Kissing the wrong end. Now would be the time to fart. LOL
Comment Written 26-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
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Hahaha. Always up a notch. or down...or out? Couldn't resist. Wonderful to see all of that talent devoted to such worthy endeavors! mikey
Comment from 24chas
This was terrific, mikey. I love the way you've entered the fray. Cold Duck, wow, that's a blast from the past. Well done, my friend.
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
This was terrific, mikey. I love the way you've entered the fray. Cold Duck, wow, that's a blast from the past. Well done, my friend.
Comment Written 26-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
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I used to know dudes that thought Cold Duck was classy. Hahaha. No wonder I got all the girls. It's all relative. mikey
Comment from Darkhorse555
i roared and laughed saying to myself what is mikey going to come up with next The only girl to be seen? plastic, slathered with Vaseline really enjoyable piece dear friend ha ha
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
i roared and laughed saying to myself what is mikey going to come up with next The only girl to be seen? plastic, slathered with Vaseline really enjoyable piece dear friend ha ha
Comment Written 26-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
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Couldn't resist the fun. The devil made me do it! mikey
Comment from Janie King
Well, at sixty-six I'm going to have to look up the meaning of rogue...I get the feeling it's not good from the poems I've read. Good job. God loves you and so do I.
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
Well, at sixty-six I'm going to have to look up the meaning of rogue...I get the feeling it's not good from the poems I've read. Good job. God loves you and so do I.
Comment Written 26-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
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No, not good at all and quite silly to boot!! Some major frivolity afoot on the site of late. Hopefully winding down. I couldn't resist. Hahaha. I promise something more worthwhile for my next offering!! blessings, mikey
Comment from Acquired Taste
Way too funny.
I did think this may be a ploy to secretly invade the hen house. But, since I believe you are aware of the chastising you may incur, I assume your intentions are true.
Ah, they had better be...
AT=/
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
Way too funny.
I did think this may be a ploy to secretly invade the hen house. But, since I believe you are aware of the chastising you may incur, I assume your intentions are true.
Ah, they had better be...
AT=/
Comment Written 26-Jan-2014
reply by the author on 27-Jan-2014
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I am well aware and properly subdued. Any silly fantasies that might occur to me are replaced by images of the poor Rogue and his tattered persona. mikey