Cock-A-Doodle Doo
The Rogue is back by upopular demand (see Author notes)30 total reviews
Comment from Dan-C
Hi I enjoyed your poem. I love the way it rhymes and the subject is shall we say titillating to say the least.
Thank you for sharing this very erotic work
Dan
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Hi I enjoyed your poem. I love the way it rhymes and the subject is shall we say titillating to say the least.
Thank you for sharing this very erotic work
Dan
Comment Written 14-Apr-2017
Comment from barleygirl
I was perusing other of your "Rogue" entries to validate a contention about your high level of subtlety. It might've been misguided to select a poem entitled thusly, for this purpose. The only thing sticking out more here than your lack of subtlety is your photo selection. Nevertheless, I hold you in high regard for pumping out this little squirt of a poem, given your circumstances of duress. Thanks for sharing.
By the way . . . I couldn't resist jumping into the fray. My first riposte is posted.
reply by the author on 22-Mar-2014
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I was perusing other of your "Rogue" entries to validate a contention about your high level of subtlety. It might've been misguided to select a poem entitled thusly, for this purpose. The only thing sticking out more here than your lack of subtlety is your photo selection. Nevertheless, I hold you in high regard for pumping out this little squirt of a poem, given your circumstances of duress. Thanks for sharing.
By the way . . . I couldn't resist jumping into the fray. My first riposte is posted.
Comment Written 21-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 22-Mar-2014
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Yes, probably not the most subtle, and the shock factor was definitely in effect here. Thank you, bg.
Comment from mountainwriter49
Hi, David
I admire your skill at continuing the banter with the hens in this reputed, and perhaps in some circles, disputed, series. I enjoy it very much. Your signature humor and perfect meter and rhyme shine brightly in this one. The double entendre woven within the words add the right touch of salsa.
ray
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Hi, David
I admire your skill at continuing the banter with the hens in this reputed, and perhaps in some circles, disputed, series. I enjoy it very much. Your signature humor and perfect meter and rhyme shine brightly in this one. The double entendre woven within the words add the right touch of salsa.
ray
Comment Written 16-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Thanks for catching up, Ray, and for your definite accuracy in labeling this as reputed AND disputed. I appreciate the kind words.
Comment from michaelcahill
Deja vu! Maybe the third time. On a hunch I checked to see if my review was here. Nope. Stupid site. I wish they would give a warning. Well, I must admit I love the rogue and the chickies too. There is something hilarious about mega talent being used in this way. It just ups the humor in my view. This is killer here. I can't believe that there is still anyone with the nerve to leave a negative comment. What do you have to do build a moat? Perhaps a moisture meter would be the real measure. You couldn't possibly be more of a gentleman about this. Warnings everywhere even an unnecessary no one under 18 fortress. I thought there would be a live video feed of actual rogue in action footage unveiled!! Well many of us would dearly love to respond, but we will follow the example you have set and take the high road as well. Wouldn't it be fun though to have a Salacious Saturday to see if we can scare some of them away? Just a though. Loved this. I still have my lame piece at the ready. mikey
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Deja vu! Maybe the third time. On a hunch I checked to see if my review was here. Nope. Stupid site. I wish they would give a warning. Well, I must admit I love the rogue and the chickies too. There is something hilarious about mega talent being used in this way. It just ups the humor in my view. This is killer here. I can't believe that there is still anyone with the nerve to leave a negative comment. What do you have to do build a moat? Perhaps a moisture meter would be the real measure. You couldn't possibly be more of a gentleman about this. Warnings everywhere even an unnecessary no one under 18 fortress. I thought there would be a live video feed of actual rogue in action footage unveiled!! Well many of us would dearly love to respond, but we will follow the example you have set and take the high road as well. Wouldn't it be fun though to have a Salacious Saturday to see if we can scare some of them away? Just a though. Loved this. I still have my lame piece at the ready. mikey
Comment Written 15-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Thanks for the extra effort, Mikey. I have no idea what I have to do to alert those who don't like it to stay away from it rather than preaching, criticizing, or moralizing from people who don't know me at all. Anyway, I DO appreciate your support, and all they're doing is making sure I continue. Thank you.
Comment from sweetwoodjax
I am so glad you decided to post a fry the rogue poem. it inspires the cutest rebuttals by the ladies pen. this made me smile and I enjoyed reading it. I await the replies by others
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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I am so glad you decided to post a fry the rogue poem. it inspires the cutest rebuttals by the ladies pen. this made me smile and I enjoyed reading it. I await the replies by others
Comment Written 15-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Thank you so much, swj! I appreciate your support. More to come!
Comment from Domino 2
More fun from the scoundrel's pen, David.
Not sure this needs to be 'hidden away', as I think a strong 'sexual content warning' would suffice.
Mind you, I'm less easily shocked than some little old ladies with pussy on their lap and doing some crochet work - they may drop a stitch. :-)
Thanks for the smiles, and have a great weekend, Ted.
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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More fun from the scoundrel's pen, David.
Not sure this needs to be 'hidden away', as I think a strong 'sexual content warning' would suffice.
Mind you, I'm less easily shocked than some little old ladies with pussy on their lap and doing some crochet work - they may drop a stitch. :-)
Thanks for the smiles, and have a great weekend, Ted.
Comment Written 15-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Thank you very much, my friend. I did that to scare off the ninnies, but they apparently still read and react. Oh well. Many thanks for the support.
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LOL, David. It CAN attract attention. :-)
Comment from closetpoetjester
LOL I see you're HARD at-tit again Rogue. Nice to see you sharing yourself around for the ladies to carve up.
They'll be pining for you by now surely and of course there'll be all sorts of squawking and inhouse skirmishes over who's got first dibs. A cute little er doodle, er while you were waiting...although I think the plastic jugs on show could have been at LEAST three sizes bigger LOL. Well done Mr. Sure Cock but I think the riposte I reviewed before this one may just have outfoxed you by a pussy's whisker, pal.
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reply by the author on 15-Mar-2014
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LOL I see you're HARD at-tit again Rogue. Nice to see you sharing yourself around for the ladies to carve up.
They'll be pining for you by now surely and of course there'll be all sorts of squawking and inhouse skirmishes over who's got first dibs. A cute little er doodle, er while you were waiting...although I think the plastic jugs on show could have been at LEAST three sizes bigger LOL. Well done Mr. Sure Cock but I think the riposte I reviewed before this one may just have outfoxed you by a pussy's whisker, pal.
P
Comment Written 15-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 15-Mar-2014
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Which riposte are you referring to?
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Gloria's.
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It was good. She took lines from a lot of my other poems and integrated them...but I wouldn't concede. :)
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But you never concede a thing.
I didn't notice the lines. I don't remember them all THAT well.
Yes.
It was good. VERY good.
Comment from Phyllis Stewart
This really doesn't need to be hidden away in adults only... it's not graphic or lewd, just cute and fun. I'd change that if I were you. BUt then, if I were you, I wouldn't be writing rogue poems. I'd be making fun of the pathetic jerks. :)
reply by the author on 15-Mar-2014
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This really doesn't need to be hidden away in adults only... it's not graphic or lewd, just cute and fun. I'd change that if I were you. BUt then, if I were you, I wouldn't be writing rogue poems. I'd be making fun of the pathetic jerks. :)
Comment Written 15-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 15-Mar-2014
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I've done that before, too, and plan to write one of those when the ripostes die down.
Comment from jmdg1954
I remember reading a day or do ago from one of the sisterhood challenging you to re-enter the rogue banter which was missing for ax week or two.
You accepted and rose to the occasion. BTW... Great photo of the cock-a-doodle-Doo blonde. Wonder if she does wet t-shirt contests?
John
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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I remember reading a day or do ago from one of the sisterhood challenging you to re-enter the rogue banter which was missing for ax week or two.
You accepted and rose to the occasion. BTW... Great photo of the cock-a-doodle-Doo blonde. Wonder if she does wet t-shirt contests?
John
Comment Written 15-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Thank you very much, John! If she enters them, I promise she wins them!
Comment from adewpearl
Why in the name of all that is self-respectable would any woman wear that shirt???
strong rhymes
good alliteration in raise the rogue
good internal rhyme in tool that drool
good alliteration in drool and drill
more good sound devices follow
They're not my favorites of yours, as you know, but I can't deny I laugh!! :-)
Brooke
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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Why in the name of all that is self-respectable would any woman wear that shirt???
strong rhymes
good alliteration in raise the rogue
good internal rhyme in tool that drool
good alliteration in drool and drill
more good sound devices follow
They're not my favorites of yours, as you know, but I can't deny I laugh!! :-)
Brooke
Comment Written 15-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2014
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I think self-respectable is the operative word, my friend. :)
Thanks so much, Brooke, for your non-judgmental review. I appreciate that it's not your favorite, and understand, but the fact that you recognize it for what it is means a lot, especially as the leader of the site.
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the leader of the site, now I'm sitting here crying from the laughter - the song Leader of the Pack is now looping through my head :-) You've given me the laugh of the week :-)
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There's gotta be a poem in there somewhere...:)