The Revitalization of the Aging Man
Personal Essay36 total reviews
Comment from Eternal Muse
To me, it is a total disgrace. You ruined a beautiful image I had in my mind for a while. I am giving you a 5 for a technical skill which is outstanding in most of your writing. But you shared in this one essay more than I would in ten lifetimes. I don't know if there was a need to go to this detail. And for the whole site to see?
Maybe it's the difference between our two cultures - they say, American people are very open.
I don't know, Mike.
You've shocked the hell out of me.
Back to poetry, it's soul cleansing.
Fond wishes, Y.
reply by the author on 19-Jul-2016
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To me, it is a total disgrace. You ruined a beautiful image I had in my mind for a while. I am giving you a 5 for a technical skill which is outstanding in most of your writing. But you shared in this one essay more than I would in ten lifetimes. I don't know if there was a need to go to this detail. And for the whole site to see?
Maybe it's the difference between our two cultures - they say, American people are very open.
I don't know, Mike.
You've shocked the hell out of me.
Back to poetry, it's soul cleansing.
Fond wishes, Y.
Comment Written 18-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 19-Jul-2016
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Thank you.
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Thank you for being civil about it, I was afraid to open this reply (lol).
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You keep producing an unsavory image in your works. What I read yesterday is another example. Honestly, I am getting very turned off. I've muted you, this time for good.
Comment from Jannypan (Jan)
Well, Michael, as they say, "Age is just a number." Your story is told well. You make many valid points about how you are not old. That is good, because you are not. What others see is not important. It is how you feel. I commend you for speaking so openly. You have taken a subject & applied it to yourself with so many personal details. Not many would do that here. That incident with the little blue pill sounded scary. I am happy no adverse effects came from it. Not all can use humor as you have with this story. That speaks to your writing ability. You make readers believe, seem to enjoy what you are writing about, & write in a way that others enjoy reading your work. Yes, I would say you inherited the writing gene. But, one still has to work at that which you do.
Good job & thanks for sharing. Jan
reply by the author on 17-Jul-2016
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Well, Michael, as they say, "Age is just a number." Your story is told well. You make many valid points about how you are not old. That is good, because you are not. What others see is not important. It is how you feel. I commend you for speaking so openly. You have taken a subject & applied it to yourself with so many personal details. Not many would do that here. That incident with the little blue pill sounded scary. I am happy no adverse effects came from it. Not all can use humor as you have with this story. That speaks to your writing ability. You make readers believe, seem to enjoy what you are writing about, & write in a way that others enjoy reading your work. Yes, I would say you inherited the writing gene. But, one still has to work at that which you do.
Good job & thanks for sharing. Jan
Comment Written 16-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 17-Jul-2016
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Actually the blue pill incident was pretty funny. It was much later I started to realize how crazy and dangerous it actually was. Well, a crazy girl. Fun though. LOL What wonderful compliments about my writing. Wow. I really feel great hearing that. You're too kind. Thanks a million. mikey
Comment from mfowler
Oh, Mikey, you haven't quite hit that age group where women's best compliment for you is 'you're looking well'. As a not to shabby man myself, I find that amusing when it's said to others, but me, damn that's insulting. Imagine saying that when you're out on the pull. Ravishing, sexy, maybe, but 'hey lady, you look well'. It's good to hear you're still perky and raising a a good morning salute. Hair in place and personality much the same as you'd hope. But time will trap you, even the best of us. That octogenarian adjusting her teeth and smiling over the bar, will be your night out, not your great grandmother. Hold onto your pride wee boy, and enjoy what's left. Fun and enlightening read, Mikey.
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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Oh, Mikey, you haven't quite hit that age group where women's best compliment for you is 'you're looking well'. As a not to shabby man myself, I find that amusing when it's said to others, but me, damn that's insulting. Imagine saying that when you're out on the pull. Ravishing, sexy, maybe, but 'hey lady, you look well'. It's good to hear you're still perky and raising a a good morning salute. Hair in place and personality much the same as you'd hope. But time will trap you, even the best of us. That octogenarian adjusting her teeth and smiling over the bar, will be your night out, not your great grandmother. Hold onto your pride wee boy, and enjoy what's left. Fun and enlightening read, Mikey.
Comment Written 16-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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I know not to tell a gal she looks well. HAHAHA! They sure as hell should extend the same courtesy. Yeah, I have hit that age group. I'm the oldest "Mikey" on earth. Yep, time's making it's move, but I'm not giving in without a fight. When I die I'm planning on leaving nothing of any use. I'm going to wear it all out and use it all up. HA! Thanks a million, mikey
Comment from nor84
Humorous, Mikey.
Everyman (Every man)has his own chant or incantation.There is a term called Everyman, but it's general used to describe a character who typifies every man.
Well, a 104-year-old woman was in the news recently, and she's had 3 beers a day for 20 years, to which she attributes her longevity. Maybe that's why I'm still going strong.
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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Humorous, Mikey.
Everyman (Every man)has his own chant or incantation.There is a term called Everyman, but it's general used to describe a character who typifies every man.
Well, a 104-year-old woman was in the news recently, and she's had 3 beers a day for 20 years, to which she attributes her longevity. Maybe that's why I'm still going strong.
Comment Written 16-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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Hi, Nor
You can well imagine I had the best time writing this. I'll fix that. Just slipped by me the hundred times I read through it. I'll have to go back to drinking vodka. I'm just afraid I don't do anything in moderation though. LOL mikey
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No, vodka won't work. That 104-year-old lady had a doctor tell her to drink 3 beers and specified Miller. Coincidentally, I drink MGD.
About Viagra - Aleve looks just like it.
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Maybe that's what she told me it was. LOL
It was pretty funny really. But then thinking about it, not really. Crazy girl.
I don't actually like beer. I guess I'll stick with coffee. :))
Comment from Spitfire
Funny to the nth degree. You posted a picture of yourself as a boy and yes, you were beautiful. Age does a number on all of us.
I thought you were married, but this essay leads to be believe you're single and a 'player'. But things are turning out as you would like them too.
We do need new tools in our box, the older we get. But playing an instrument (no pun intended) gets a point for me.
Sense of humor always beats good looks. To be honest, I don't trust the handsome types. Too apt to wander.
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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Funny to the nth degree. You posted a picture of yourself as a boy and yes, you were beautiful. Age does a number on all of us.
I thought you were married, but this essay leads to be believe you're single and a 'player'. But things are turning out as you would like them too.
We do need new tools in our box, the older we get. But playing an instrument (no pun intended) gets a point for me.
Sense of humor always beats good looks. To be honest, I don't trust the handsome types. Too apt to wander.
Comment Written 15-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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That's actually a current picture. It's just out of focus a bit. HAHAHA! I play all kinds of instruments. My mom was mentally ill, but I'll always thank her for that. Yes. A sense of humour is a must. Thanks a million, mikey
Comment from fafa
To have the recognized work is of a lot ofimportance, the content is very original andwithout doubts you are an expert in it, a biggreeting and congratulations
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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To have the recognized work is of a lot ofimportance, the content is very original andwithout doubts you are an expert in it, a biggreeting and congratulations
Comment Written 15-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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He, Fafa. Nice to meet you. What nice compliments. I'm so pleased you enjoyed this. Thanks so much, mikey
Comment from Ulla
Hi Mikey,we all get older don't we? No denying that. But as long we are healthy, that's not a problem. I'm as young as I've always been, look different, right enough, but also a good deal wiser than years back. Can't stop the clock and neither can you. Love this write. Good for you.
A good friend of ours dropped dead within ten minutes of taking the blue pill. His libido needed it, but his body didn't. His wife is devastated just because he wanted to make a stupid point. The pill is dangerous. All the best. Ulla:))
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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Hi Mikey,we all get older don't we? No denying that. But as long we are healthy, that's not a problem. I'm as young as I've always been, look different, right enough, but also a good deal wiser than years back. Can't stop the clock and neither can you. Love this write. Good for you.
A good friend of ours dropped dead within ten minutes of taking the blue pill. His libido needed it, but his body didn't. His wife is devastated just because he wanted to make a stupid point. The pill is dangerous. All the best. Ulla:))
Comment Written 15-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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It is dangerous and not wise to take if you don't need it. It was kind of a funny trick, but it could've been a bad outcome. You're so right. We're getting older one way or another. I feel the same as you though, Ulla, I'm as young as I ever was. Thanks a bunch, mikey
Comment from frogbook
I'm not sure I would normally enjoy a story that was bragging, but you're right, humor has a way of allowing for these things. Getting older is not for the faint of heart and comes with some painful realizations that require a sense of humor to keep from tears. Men are lucky to age more gracefully than us "girls," but at least we don't have to worry about the soldier keeping it's abilities-ha. An engaging read.
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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I'm not sure I would normally enjoy a story that was bragging, but you're right, humor has a way of allowing for these things. Getting older is not for the faint of heart and comes with some painful realizations that require a sense of humor to keep from tears. Men are lucky to age more gracefully than us "girls," but at least we don't have to worry about the soldier keeping it's abilities-ha. An engaging read.
Comment Written 15-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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I think I'm just bragging really loudly to drown out the truth as it creeps up on me. LOL
I figure I'll get started laughing right away and hopefully I'll have some momentum when I really need it. I know you gals have it just as tough. Not much we can do about it. I'm going for living in a dream world myself. :)) mikey
Comment from jusylee72
Michael, This is so candidly written. I truly wanted to read it. Men truly are wonderful creatures who never really lose their need for sex. Your honesty is refreshing. Women go through this horrifying thing called Menopause which takes away a part of us. Women sometimes live the first part of their lives becoming comfortable with the fact that we are sexual beings and adore and desire sex. That is why women in their thirties and forties are sometimes the best lovers. We get rid of the stigma that our mother's instilled in us. Sex can be just for fun. It is truly a great time in life. Then our bodies betray us as we get older. Along with menopause, our bodies physically reject sex. Our choices are hormones that can shorten our lives or living with this new lack of desire. No wonder men seek younger women as they get older. You are not the only one who is candid. Enjoyed your truthfulness.
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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Michael, This is so candidly written. I truly wanted to read it. Men truly are wonderful creatures who never really lose their need for sex. Your honesty is refreshing. Women go through this horrifying thing called Menopause which takes away a part of us. Women sometimes live the first part of their lives becoming comfortable with the fact that we are sexual beings and adore and desire sex. That is why women in their thirties and forties are sometimes the best lovers. We get rid of the stigma that our mother's instilled in us. Sex can be just for fun. It is truly a great time in life. Then our bodies betray us as we get older. Along with menopause, our bodies physically reject sex. Our choices are hormones that can shorten our lives or living with this new lack of desire. No wonder men seek younger women as they get older. You are not the only one who is candid. Enjoyed your truthfulness.
Comment Written 15-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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To be honest the top two on my list are both in their fifties. LOL This was a lot of fun to write. I figure the sooner I start laughing at all of it the easier it will be to take. Thanks so much. I truly enjoyed your response. Woman in their fifties are totally attractive. No lie. mikey
Comment from Bill Schott
This was some upfront, state of the union information that I'm certain was necessary to achieve climax. Congratulations on keeping the missile on the launch pad and becoming the boy toy to the pensioners. Funny stuff.
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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This was some upfront, state of the union information that I'm certain was necessary to achieve climax. Congratulations on keeping the missile on the launch pad and becoming the boy toy to the pensioners. Funny stuff.
Comment Written 15-Jul-2016
reply by the author on 16-Jul-2016
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This was a lot of fun to write and even more fun to see how much of this was totally believed. Some of it is a bit exaggerated. Glad you enjoyed. mikey