Their names are Thelma and Louise
Thelma said, Lou, listen and freeze
I think it's time that we go straight
Louise said, yes, let's clean the slate
Then Thelma said I know a place
Where no one will get on our case
FanStory is a world-wide site
Where honest people go to write
As they looked forward to new starts
The other writers stole their hearts
For contests they are on the run
To make sure they get their post done
They took a shot at poetry
The great reviews made them feel free
Louise said I hope it's no crime
My hands are tied if I can't rhyme
They felt they needed a pen~name
But clueless which one's they should claim
They'd write some capers that won't fail
And their paper won't need a trail
They'd catch onto the book fiction
They wrote "Two Girls with Conviction"
But typed till their fingers were stiff
To write both girls right off the cliff
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