I'm Running for President
Poetry Contest
Some ground rules:
-no going on excessively about God, Vice President Harris, puppies, or kittens. (Unless you are running for president of your local pet shelter or VBS, in which case this is permitted). They can be included as part of your platform though.
-format is poetry, not prose. There ought to be at least some rhyming going on.
-you may not run as a religious figure. Anyone else, including yourself, is fine.
-no including actual political videos in your post unless it's absolutely hilarious. Keep to fiction.
If you are looking for inspiration for attacking your opponents, check out the Trump/Biden AI Debate on Twitch. I am not putting the link here as it has lots of foul language and sexual humor.
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 40.00 member dollars. There are 10 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Monday, March 18, 2024.