IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' A ZOMBIE! The author has placed a warning on this post for violence. The author has placed a warning on this post for language. The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
Well I can see you drag that leg with somethin' on your mind
your high heels and staggered gait are givin' me some clues
I've got the scent it's wafting from that wigglin' round behind
I'm not so dead that I can't see there's parts left I can use!
It may be rigor mortis but there's something standin' stiff
not sure what might be drippin' but it's slipp'ry green and wet
You turn and smile a toothless grin and then I get a whiff
we ain't near any ocean so I'm sniffin' what I'll get--
(Yeah, if I get that lucky neath the full moon's smiling light)
I see you spy my crusty bone--you cannot stop the drool
looks like we're each other's meal this juicy, bile-soaked night
and by the way your one eye winks you're takin' me to school
You stumble forward to your knees
and down your throat I go
and exit out the backside
and I cry out, "Oh no!"
But you pay no attention
and slide right back to work
I wish I still had feeling
'cause you can really slurp and jerk
I take my turn and do my best
but I truly should have thought
a pussy that's been dead for years
won't be a lively twat
Reality hits you hard and fast, you have me in position
you dive down quick and try to eat my brain
You should've known and made the supposition--
there isn't anything to find, I'm just brainless and insane.
(there couldn't be a damn thing in my head worth eating if I thought it was a good idea to fuck a dead rotting zombie when I was a decaying rotten zombie my damn self …)
