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Contest Contest entry
Nursery X
by DragonSkulls
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
Title: Nursery X
Subject: For this contest, you are required to write
an X-rated parody to a children's nursery rhyme.
Example 1:
Mary had a little snatch
who's fleece was amber red.
And everywhere that Mary went
she's paid for giving head.
Mary also had a lamb.
This was her little quirk.
It waited on the sidewalk curb
while Mary sucked at work.
Example 2:
Jane and Jill went up the hill
to buy a strap-on dick.
Jane laid down, Jill went to town,
slurping while she lick.
Example 3:
There was an old woman who lived in a loo,
who sat by the hole that the wieners poke through.
Men lined up for miles, from lawyers to bums,
to feel the sweet pleasures of old lady, Gums.
Example 4:
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack sent a minor a stiff boner pic.
So there you have it. Write an X-rated parody to
a children's nursery rhyme.
There are two rules.
1: It MUST be nasty enough for the readers to
have to click on "I'm am over 18" to read it.
2: Please, no children's nursery rhymes of bestiality.
So, have fun and sex it up.
A Contest Contest contest entry
Title: Nursery X
Subject: For this contest, you are required to write
an X-rated parody to a children's nursery rhyme.
Example 1:
Mary had a little snatch
who's fleece was amber red.
And everywhere that Mary went
she's paid for giving head.
Mary also had a lamb.
This was her little quirk.
It waited on the sidewalk curb
while Mary sucked at work.
Example 2:
Jane and Jill went up the hill
to buy a strap-on dick.
Jane laid down, Jill went to town,
slurping while she lick.
Example 3:
There was an old woman who lived in a loo,
who sat by the hole that the wieners poke through.
Men lined up for miles, from lawyers to bums,
to feel the sweet pleasures of old lady, Gums.
Example 4:
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack sent a minor a stiff boner pic.
So there you have it. Write an X-rated parody to
a children's nursery rhyme.
There are two rules.
1: It MUST be nasty enough for the readers to
have to click on "I'm am over 18" to read it.
2: Please, no children's nursery rhymes of bestiality.
So, have fun and sex it up.
For some reason, you can't put the category under Adult/Erotic 'and' Humor. Go figure.
I created this silly picture myself from a few different Google Images.
I'd promote it but come on.
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. I created this silly picture myself from a few different Google Images.
I'd promote it but come on.
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