Humor Flash Fiction posted July 17, 2022


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A Display of Emotion

by LisaMay

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Mildred had worked in the museum’s taxidermy department for many years of dedicated service. With advancing age and declining health, she decided to retire.

Grateful for Mildred’s contribution, at a farewell function the Director jokingly said to her: “As a mark of respect, when you die we’re going to have you stuffed and mounted, then displayed in our collection.”

Mildred replied: “Some days I feel quite stuffed already, and I haven’t been mounted for decades!”



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