"I'm a railway worker on my lunch break...
Of coffee, rye toast, and Salisbury steak.

I'm also a part time grease monkey...
Who works fixin' cars.

I spends my nights hangin' out in bars.

The lady of the night is a sexy bar keep.
Her fixin' n mixin' puts me to sleep.

After that...uh-oh, I've got big trouble.
My belly starts churnin' like a hubble-bubble.

What happens next helps me with my rhyme.
My lunch erupts ...ooops! SLIME TIME!

The bouncer storms in with the ejection that he gives.
Do I have to mention?!

BIGFOOT LIVES! "