"Infectionous Cuspid" (A)
Written on March 1st, 2023
By Doctor Ricky 1024
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I arrived at Del Marco dentist office in Tuckerton, New Jersey around 12:30.
Early for my 1:40 appointment.
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Doctor. Brown is the patient ready for treatment?
Yes I believe so Michelle.
Are you ready Doctor Ricky?
Let her rip!
Pain is immense!
Ready for you to dispense!
No more pretense!
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Novacaine, Oxycaine, Xylacaine at 1,000 CC.
Yes, should work well Michelle Because the teeth...
Ricky's teeth!
No relief!
Addicted too many candy canes!
Yes, that Doctor Ricky loves his sweets!
30 minutes later...
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How are you feeling patient.
Are you patiently waiting patient?
Yes, Doctor Brown let the suffering begin?
You know that damn cuspid has mind of its own!
I swear to god it feels just like a dead bone from a cadaver!
Doctor is that what's the matter?
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Well to tell you the truth, we usually put that in after the extraction.
Now you have your choice today patient.
For using either the serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy.
What's your choice?
Well Doctor Brown, I never really liked "Married with Children"
So I guess I'll go with Jeffrey?
We know this is absolutely necessary to keep the hole open so that we can at one point replace!
Thank you Doctor.
"Waste not Want not!"
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I can feel the numbness now running through my upper lip to the roof of my mouth!
Yes, and slowly invading my tonsils!
I guess this is a good thing cuz it will be two teeth pulled not just one!
I guess Miss Cuspid had a boyfriend!
33 minutes later...

"The Extraction of Cuspid and Friend"
Written on March 1st, 2023
By Numbed Doctor Ricky 1024
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Warning!
Painful!!!
He was doing a lot of rocking and grinding and cracking.
Then had to do some drilling unfortunately.
After a lot of bleeding and a lot of pain, a crater remains!

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"Bolts and Rods? (B)
Written on February 14th, 2023
By Doctor Ricky 1024
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I'm virtually put together with bolts and rods.
And, for some unknown reason?
God I must still have a job?
Inspector gadget gives me yearly checkups.
So I can take a licking and keep on ticking!
As I fall down, pick myself up and continue on my way?
...
Just the other day I slipped and fell down!
My left arm fell off and so did my head come tumbling down!
It was kind of hard down to here on the ground.
Yes, to see but exactly what happened to me !
But somehow I managed, managed to correct me?
...
When I was hurt last year on my seven speed bicycle.
Eeeks!
I thought that I would never again be all right!
Everything went flying all over the place but thank God?
Mr. Gadget was called and appeared and by God's good grace?
Yes, I'm still here!